NaN/100 votes#1 - YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 3/2/2020
Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
Director: N/A
Writer: Tao Yang
NaN/100 votes#2 - News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 3/9/2020
Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
Director: N/A
Writer: Trevor Lyon
NaN/100 votes#3 - “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 3/16/2020
Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
Director: N/A
Writer: Patrick Woodall
NaN/100 votes#4 - Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 3/30/2020
Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
Director: N/A
Writer: Ally Beardsley
NaN/100 votes#5 - Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 4/6/2020
Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
Director: N/A
Writer: Mike Trapp, Katie Marovitch
NaN/100 votes#6 - BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 4/27/2020
Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
Director: N/A
Writer: Eli Yudin
NaN/100 votes#7 - News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 3/30/2020
Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
NaN/100 votes#8 - Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 4/13/2020
Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jessica Ross, Katie Marovitch
NaN/100 votes#9 - A Report from the CollegeHumor Office
Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 4/20/2020
Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
NaN/100 votes#10 - U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through
Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 5/4/2020
Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
Director: N/A
Writer: Lily Du
NaN/100 votes#11 - Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 5/11/2020
Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
Director: N/A
Writer: Alexander Blechman
NaN/100 votes#12 - Mom Disappointed in Son… Again
Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 5/18/2020
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
Director: N/A
Writer: Kellen Schneider
NaN/100 votes#13 - God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 5/25/2020
Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
Director: N/A
Writer: Noah Prestwich
NaN/100 votes#14 - My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 6/1/2020
Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
Director: N/A
Writer: Raphael Chestang
NaN/100 votes#15 - Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)
Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 6/22/2020
Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
Director: N/A
Writer: Alexander Blechman
NaN/100 votes#16 - Good Morning, River View High!
Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 6/8/2020
The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jessica Ross, Katie Marovitch
NaN/100 votes#17 - Welcome to Bug News
Season 3 Episode 17 - Aired 6/15/2020
A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
Director: N/A
Writer: Ryan Creamer
NaN/100 votes#18 - Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 6/29/2020
Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
NaN/100 votes#19 - I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
Season 3 Episode 19 - Aired 7/6/2020
The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
Director: N/A
Writer: Ally Beardsley
NaN/100 votes#20 - Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 7/13/2020
Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
Director: N/A
Writer: Ryan Creamer, Tao Yang
NaN/100 votes#21 - All Hail Cello Chigglers!
Season 3 Episode 21 - Aired 7/27/2020
Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
Director: N/A
Writer: Mike Trapp
NaN/100 votes#22 - Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
Season 3 Episode 22 - Aired 8/3/2020
Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.
Director: N/A
Writer: Paul Robalino
NaN/100 votes#23 - True Confessions of Real Newscasters
Season 3 Episode 23 - Aired 8/10/2020
Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
Director: N/A
Writer: Tao Yang
NaN/100 votes#24 - Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
Season 3 Episode 24 - Aired 8/17/2020
Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
Director: N/A
Writer: Raphael Chestang
NaN/100 votes#25 - Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
Season 3 Episode 25 - Aired 8/24/2020
Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jewel Galbraith
The Best Episodes of Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom Season 3
Every episode of Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom Season 3!
In this newsroom, breaking means losing. Our reporters don't know what's about to be on the teleprompter, and every laugh is a point against them.
Genre:Comedy
Season 3 Ratings Summary
"YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)" is the best rated episode of "Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom" season 3. It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by Tao Yang, it aired on 3/2/2020. This episode is rated NaN points higher than the second-best, "News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car".