In this newsroom, breaking means losing. Our reporters don't know what's about to be on the teleprompter, and every laugh is a point against them.
The best episode of "Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom" season 3 is "YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)", rated N/A/10 from 0 user votes. It was directed by N/A and written by Tao Yang. "YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)" aired on 3/2/2020 and is rated NaN point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car".
Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
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Writer: Tao Yang
Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
Director: N/A
Writer: Trevor Lyon
Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
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Writer: Patrick Woodall
Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
Director: N/A
Writer: Ally Beardsley
Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
Director: N/A
Writer: Mike Trapp, Katie Marovitch
Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
Director: N/A
Writer: Eli Yudin
Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
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Writer: Jessica Ross, Katie Marovitch
Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
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Writer: Grant O'Brien
Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
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Writer: Lily Du
Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
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Writer: Alexander Blechman
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
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Writer: Kellen Schneider
Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
Director: N/A
Writer: Noah Prestwich
Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
Director: N/A
Writer: Raphael Chestang
Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
Director: N/A
Writer: Alexander Blechman
The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jessica Ross, Katie Marovitch
A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
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Writer: Ryan Creamer
Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
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Writer: Grant O'Brien
The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
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Writer: Ally Beardsley
Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
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Writer: Ryan Creamer, Tao Yang
Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
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Writer: Mike Trapp
Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.
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Writer: Paul Robalino
Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
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Writer: Tao Yang
Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
Director: N/A
Writer: Raphael Chestang
Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.
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Writer: Jewel Galbraith