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The Best Episodes of Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom Season 3

Every episode of Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom Season 3!

In this newsroom, breaking means losing. Our reporters don't know what's about to be on the teleprompter, and every laugh is a point against them.
Genre:Comedy

Season 3 Ratings Summary

"YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)" is the best rated episode of "Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom" season 3. It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by Tao Yang, it aired on 3/2/2020. This episode is rated NaN points higher than the second-best, "News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car".

  • YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
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    #1 - YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 3/2/2020

    Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Tao Yang

  • News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
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    #2 - News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 3/9/2020

    Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Trevor Lyon

  • “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
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    #3 - “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 3/16/2020

    Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Patrick Woodall

  • Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
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    #4 - Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 3/30/2020

    Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Ally Beardsley

  • Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
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    #5 - Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 4/6/2020

    Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Mike Trapp, Katie Marovitch

  • BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
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    #6 - BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 4/27/2020

    Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Eli Yudin

  • News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
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    #7 - News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 3/30/2020

    Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Grant O'Brien

  • Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
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    #8 - Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 4/13/2020

    Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jessica Ross, Katie Marovitch

  • A Report from the CollegeHumor Office
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    #9 - A Report from the CollegeHumor Office

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 4/20/2020

    Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Grant O'Brien

  • U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through
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    #10 - U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 5/4/2020

    Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Lily Du

  • Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
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    #11 - Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash

    Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 5/11/2020

    Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Alexander Blechman

  • Mom Disappointed in Son… Again
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    #12 - Mom Disappointed in Son… Again

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 5/18/2020

    Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Kellen Schneider

  • God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
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    #13 - God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow

    Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 5/25/2020

    Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Noah Prestwich

  • My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
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    #14 - My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire

    Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 6/1/2020

    Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Raphael Chestang

  • Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)
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    #15 - Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)

    Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 6/22/2020

    Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Alexander Blechman

  • Good Morning, River View High!
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    #16 - Good Morning, River View High!

    Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 6/8/2020

    The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jessica Ross, Katie Marovitch

  • Welcome to Bug News
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    #17 - Welcome to Bug News

    Season 3 Episode 17 - Aired 6/15/2020

    A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Ryan Creamer

  • Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
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    #18 - Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians

    Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 6/29/2020

    Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Grant O'Brien

  • I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
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    #19 - I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet

    Season 3 Episode 19 - Aired 7/6/2020

    The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Ally Beardsley

  • Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
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    #20 - Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women

    Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 7/13/2020

    Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Ryan Creamer, Tao Yang

  • All Hail Cello Chigglers!
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    #21 - All Hail Cello Chigglers!

    Season 3 Episode 21 - Aired 7/27/2020

    Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Mike Trapp

  • Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
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    #22 - Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops

    Season 3 Episode 22 - Aired 8/3/2020

    Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Paul Robalino

  • True Confessions of Real Newscasters
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    #23 - True Confessions of Real Newscasters

    Season 3 Episode 23 - Aired 8/10/2020

    Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Tao Yang

  • Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
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    #24 - Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball

    Season 3 Episode 24 - Aired 8/17/2020

    Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Raphael Chestang

  • Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
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    #25 - Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest

    Season 3 Episode 25 - Aired 8/24/2020

    Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jewel Galbraith