Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).

Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.

Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.

Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.

Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.

Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.

Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.

Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.

Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.

Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.

Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.

Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.

Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.

A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.

Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.

Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.

Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.

Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.

Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.

Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.

Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.

Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.

Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.

Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.

Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.