- NaN/100 votes
#1 - I'm Horny for Every Fictional Car
Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 8/20/2021
Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jessica Ross
- 7.0/106 votes
#2 - Sam Reich Launches Dropout America
Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 9/3/2021
Brennan, Katie, Carolyn, and Sam explore the real Sam Reich.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
- 6.7/106 votes
#3 - It's a Classic Virgin Tradition
Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 9/17/2021
Lily, Brennan, Erika, and Trapp navigate the uncomfortable world of kissing and oyster shucking.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
- NaN/100 votes
#4 - We've Actually Met Before
Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 10/1/2021
Sam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
- NaN/100 votes
#5 - Amy Vorpahl Simply Loses Her Mind
Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 10/15/2021
Title says it all.
Director: N/A
Writer: Mike Trapp
- NaN/100 votes
#6 - I'm Here Outside of Gene Hackman's Movie Trailer
Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 10/29/2021
Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation.
Director: N/A
Writer: Lily Du
- NaN/100 votes
#7 - Why Did You Give a Wedgie to Malala?
Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 11/12/2021
Katie, Brennan and Carolyn can only watch as Grant goes live with some slam poetry.
Director: N/A
Writer: Raphael Chestang
- NaN/100 votes
#8 - Honestly You Liking It Made Me Like It
Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 11/26/2021
Alfred hunts for a key out of the spaghetti factory. Lily sings a Danny Elfman song.
Director: N/A
Writer: Mike Trapp
- NaN/100 votes
#9 - True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 2)
Season 5 Episode 9 - Aired 12/10/2021
Brennan, Lily, and Tao return with another in-depth report on Grant.
Director: N/A
Writer: Nick Kocher
- NaN/100 votes
#10 - Gengar Could Run a Train through Me
Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 12/24/2021
Amy, Lily, Alfred, and Christine talk Stuart Little and Ben Affleck facts.
Director: N/A
Writer: Tao Yang
- NaN/100 votes
#11 - Gilchrest Savoy, the Wealthiest Man of 1906
Season 5 Episode 11 - Aired 1/7/2022
Carolyn, Brennan, Trapp, Alfred talk time travel and science experiments.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
- 5.8/106 votes
#12 - I Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a Woman
Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 1/21/2022
Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
- 6.7/106 votes
#13 - Mi Scusi
Season 5 Episode 13 - Aired 2/4/2022
Sam, Carolyn, Erika, and Brennan's broadcast is crashed by an unexpected visitor.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
- NaN/100 votes
#14 - Cap'n Jim's Boating Tips
Season 5 Episode 14 - Aired 2/18/2022
Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
- NaN/100 votes
#15 - Fuck Austin Texas
Season 5 Episode 15 - Aired 3/4/2022
Carolyn, Trapp, Lily, and Brennan go in on the miserable shithole that is Austin.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
- NaN/100 votes
#16 - Magic, Love, and Coldplay
Season 5 Episode 16 - Aired 3/18/2022
Carolyn, Brennan, Alfred, and Sam explore the three most powerful forces in the universe.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
The Best Episodes of Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom Season 5
Every episode of Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom Season 5!
In this newsroom, breaking means losing. Our reporters don't know what's about to be on the teleprompter, and every laugh is a point against them.
Genre:Comedy
Season 5 Ratings Summary
"I'm Horny for Every Fictional Car" is the best rated episode of "Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom" season 5. It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by Jessica Ross, it aired on 8/20/2021. This episode is rated NaN points higher than the second-best, "Sam Reich Launches Dropout America".