Chicken is sick of the cafeteria's food, which is nothing but a steady diet of ketchup. Since Chicken is against it, he has been banned from eating anything from the cafeteria. After a halusination of seeing his great grandpa and grandma, Cow and Chicken decide to open up their own little meat cafe, which turns out to be quite popular.

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Charlie Adler

Candi Milo

Dee Bradley Baker

Michael Dorn

David Feiss

Bill Burnett

Robert Alvarez

Barrington Bunce

Victor Ortado

Power of Odor

Crash Dive!

On a field trip to the penitentiary, Chicken switches places with a hardened criminal named Red.

Field Trip to Folsom Prison

Chicken, Flem and Earl are fascinated by the girls' bathroom.

The Girl's Bathroom

I.M. Weasel must complete the trans Atlantic Bridge.

This Bridge, Not Weasel Bridge

At the mall, Cow gets noticed by a fashion photographer from Vague Magazine. Her bovine looks become the latest fad.

Supermodel Cow

Cow wants to earn money to buy the new Crabs the Warthog Doll. So she gets a part-time job at the milk farm, where her milk is superb. Chicken decides to get a part-time job too, and is refered to the Chicken farm as a ""temporary employee"".

Part-Time Job

I.R. is jealous of I.M. Weasel being the first on Mars, Jupiter and Uranus. But then NASA tells I.R. that he can become the first on the sun, and I.R. readily accepts the job. This creates quite the challenge for I.M...

I.R. on Sun

Cow and her babysitter accidentally get stuck up on the roof.

Alive!

Red Guy is trying to know the secret identity of Supercow.

Who is Super Cow?

Bathysphere operator I.R. Baboon takes children on a deep sea tour.

Deep Sea Tour

Mom and Dad send Cow and Chicken to military school to teach them discipline, but are appalled when they return as iron-minded machines.

Confused

Chicken starts molting, and is convinced that he'll get a dollar for every feather by the molting fairy. Chicken adds it up to $700, and decides to start an I.O.U. system at the carnival.

The Molting Fairy

It's discovered that I.R. is the king of the kingdom of Yurp, so Weasel must turn him into a gentleman.

I.R. Gentlemans

Cow writes a play called The Ugliest Weenie, -- a sad tale about an ugly, deformed weenie in a pack of otherwise beautiful weenies (hotdogs).

The Ugliest Weenie - Part One

I.R. will do anything to get Weasel's role on his last movie.

I Are Big Star

Picking up where the last episode left off, the night the play begins, the cast and crew learn that Flem has been struck with chicken-pocks, so Chicken gets the role, while Cow is the new leading lady, since Wee Wee caught the pocks too. The play goes on, and all the weenies cast out the Ugliest Weenie, but soon learn that ugly is good, because it means that he won't get bar-b-qued, and eaten.

The Ugliest Weenie - Epilogue

Chicken builds a submarine out of odd pieces of wood he finds lying around.

I.R. starts his own pig farm, covering the whole town with an awful stench.

When a new bully comes to town, Chicken and his friends become nostalgic for their old school bully.

School Bully

Cow and Chicken go to the arcade, and play the time machine. They find themselves back in a deserted time, where The Red Guy introduces them to the primortial soup. But when Cow accidentally drops her quarter into it, everyone in the present time has quarters for heads. Cow and Chicken must go back into time again to stop her.

Time Machine

Weasel is going to face a human in a ping-pong duel. A jealous I.R. tells the human that he's won a trip, so I.R. can duel Weasel himself.

Ping Pong at Sea

Dad is pulled over by a cop, who discovers Cow and Chicken have crooked teeth and slaps braces on them.

Orthodontic Police

Chicken misreads the eye chart and gets a thick pair of glasses.

The Cow with Four Eyes!

I.M. Weasel is searching for the cure of Athlete's Face.

Disease Fiesta

Cow learns that she has a herding instinct, and soon starts to fit in with other crowds such as flocks of ducks, schools of fish, and the military. She soon learns that she is supposed to herd with other cows, so she does, but soon dislikes it when all the other cows do nothing but stand and eat grass.

Cow's Instincts... Don't It?

Ballerina Cow

I.R. falls in love with a flower he has grown.

I.R. Plant Life

A game of "Capture the Boys" in the playground leads to unexpected romance for Chicken, ultimately resulting in marriage.

Chicken's First Kiss

Cow and Chicken play at the arcade. The Red Guy persuades Chicken to play his new video game. Chicken is placed in a special chair, and fitted with special goggles, and he finds himself, virtually in the video games. He then finds himself the victim of a bunch of killer daises.

Squirt the Daisies

Two dudes take a group of beavers hostage and Weasel must save them.

I Am Ambassador

Chicken thinks he's found a good way to earn extra cash - by mowing old man Devlin's yard.

Lawnmower Chicken

Cow buys the new Piles the Beaver Doll, and takes him to the carnival with her. When he's catapaulted into the air, she then goes on a wild goose chase all over the carnival just to catch him.

Cow Loves Piles

Law of Gravity

Cow and Chicken both win a contest that allows them to spend a day in the career of their choice.

Space Cow

Flem's Dad takes Chicken, Flem, and Earl on a camping trip in the woods. Cow shows up with Chicken's forgotten hairbrush, only to be kicked out by him, Flem and Earl. Flem's Dad then sings a ballad to the kids about a flattened cat, who can act like a frisbee, and cut things down like trees and trucks. Later that night, the kids find their cans of Sugar Frosted Weenies cut open by Sailcat.

The Legend of SailCat

It's Christmas and I.R.'s family pays a visit. But when they go to Weasel's house instead, I.R. vows to ruin Christmas.

Happy Baboon Holidays

Mom and Dad take Cow and Chicken on a vacation to Oregon to see some real headhunters.

Head Hunting in Oregon

Cow goes to Arkansas to meet The Red Guy, who is trying to become the King and Queen of Cheese. The problem is that his method of making cheese is sucking the cheese out of things such as buckets, water towers, weasels, haystacks, silos, grandmas, horses, dogs, lizards, hyenas, ducks, and now Cow. Chicken rescues Cow and the other animals, who then turn the cheese suckers to The Red Guy.

The King and Queen of Cheese

An accident causes Weasel and I.R. to drop their brains.

I. Architect

Follows the surreal adventures of a cow, named Cow, and her chicken brother, named Chicken. They are often antagonized by "The Red Guy", who poses as various characters to scam them.

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