Crank Yankers backdrop
Crank Yankers poster
Comedy

The Best Episodes of Crank Yankers

Every episode of Crank Yankers ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Crank Yankers!

The Best Episodes of Crank Yankers

Yankerville's puppet citizens -- voiced by celebrities and stand-up comedians -- make real calls to real people, whether they like it or not. They make...

Seasons7

  1. 10.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - Eminem & Tracy Morgan

    S3:E1

    No description available

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  2. 10.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - Jack & Sharon Osbourne

    S3:E2

    The Chief buys a broken dreamcatcher, and Jack Osbourne asks his mom for help.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  3. 9.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - Bob Odenkirk & Adam Carolla

    S3:E4

    Yankerville's puppet citizens, voiced by celebrities and comedians, call real people.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  4. 8.6/10(10 votes)

    #4 - Jimmy Kimmel, Wanda Sykes & Kathy Griffin

    S6:E4

    Terrence helps Justin Bieber acquire a hippo, Kathy Griffin seeks a sculpture of her ex-husband, Gladys tries to undo her self-acupuncture, and Ron Funches goes to the wrong open house.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  5. 8.5/10(22 votes)

    #5 - Jimmy Kimmel & Wanda Sykes

    S1:E3

    Spoonie Luv calls a private country club; Elmer tries to get a hearing aid over the phone; Wanda calls a customer who just used a porn website.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  6. 8.4/10(9 votes)

    #6 - Tiffany Haddish, Roy Wood Jr. & Thomas Lennon

    S5:E7

    A woman is furious about her boyfriend's obsession with "Red Dead Redemption," a wannabe performer calls an acting school, and Terrence tries to plan Paris Hilton's wedding.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  7. Trending NowTRENDING NOW

    The 20 WORST Episodes of Crank Yankers

    READ
  8. 8.2/10(11 votes)

    #7 - Adam Carolla, Punkie Johnson & Melissa Villasenor

    S6:E2

    J.Lo (Melissa Villasenor) needs a luxurious new hat, Shasta gives a helpful heads-up that she'll be shopping while Black, and Trixie Mattel tries to make their tiny boyfriend feel big.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  9. 8.2/10(8 votes)

    #8 - Brian Posehn, Kevin Nealon, Quinta Brunson

    S6:E6

    The Q-Tip King asks skate store employees if they want in on his scheme, a retirement home tries to complete an old man's bucket list, and the first female jet skier prepares for her debut.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  10. 8.0/10(18 votes)

    #9 - Tracy Morgan & Wanda Sykes

    S1:E4

    Spoonie calls a country club for tee time but they don't have tee time. Niles needs a healthcare giver. And Elmer needs some hearing aids.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  11. 8.0/10(12 votes)

    #10 - Lil Jon, Sarah Silverman

    S4:E1

    "Lil Jon Hires a Backup Musician" "Chip is Moving" "Andy Milonakis Calls His Neighbors" "Incoming Call: Bobby's Roommate Needs to Use the Phone" "Hadassah Calls Mall Security" "Terrence Books An Appointment for Jessica Simpson" Hadassah Follow-up

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  12. 8.0/10(8 votes)

    #11 - Bobby Brown, Natasha Leggero & Paul Scheer

    S6:E5

    Caleb Hearon organizes Hands Across America 2, Bobby Brown deals with a painful rat problem, and Paul Scheer gets a frozen tongue from an ultra-cold smoothie.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  13. 7.9/10(10 votes)

    #12 - Chelsea Peretti, Heidi Gardner & J.B. Smoove

    S6:E3

    A delivery man is hell-bent on dropping off a shipment of 12,000 muffins, a sunbather deals with an infestation of perverted squirrels, and two kids try to swim at a senior center.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  14. 7.8/10(9 votes)

    #13 - David Alan Grier, Will Forte & Chelsea Peretti

    S5:E6

    An angry girlfriend calls a hat shop to complain about her boyfriend's fedora, The Truth wants to set up a book signing, and Niles Standish has to get rid of some lice.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  15. 7.7/10(19 votes)

    #14 - Denis Leary & Sarah Silverman

    S1:E2

    Blind stripper Cammie wants to join a strip club but is denied. Spoonie Luv(From Up Above) wants to send flowers and asks for inappropriate things to be written on the card. Denis Leary's friend's pet is a problem pet. And Special Ed's got mail and finds out he's got lower standerds because he uses ""I Got Mail"".

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  16. 7.4/10(25 votes)

    #15 - Wu-Tang Clan & Dave Chappelle

    S1:E1

    Shavin, the manager of a rap group, calls up the church-going owner of a bed and breakfast to make arrangements for accommodations; Hadassah responds to an ad for a nanny; Rob calls a phone-sex operator on behalf of a hearing-impaired pal.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  17. 7.2/10(10 votes)

    #16 - Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla

    S1:E9

    Karl Malone wants Beanie Babies. Danny calls a caterer. Elmer lodges a complaint to the cable company about what he saw on TV. Birchum calls for a moving company. And Haddassah calls the Department of Waste.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  18. 7.0/10(13 votes)

    #17 - Jimmy Kimmel, Annie Murphy & Iliza Shlesinger

    S6:E1

    Model train enthusiasts try to prevent vandalism, an aerial gymnast gets tangled in a silk sling, and Spoonie Luv learns about aphrodisiacs from a New Orleans cooking school.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  19. 6.8/10(8 votes)

    #18 - Tiffany Haddish, Tracy Morgan & Bobby Moynihan

    S6:E7

    Trixie Mattel loses a special false eyelash, Tiffany Haddish leads a doughnut shop worker in prayer, and Spoonie Luv (Tracy Morgan) wants to commemorate an intimate moment in ink.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  20. 6.4/10(19 votes)

    #19 - Tracy Morgan, Adam Carolla & Aubrey Plaza

    S5:E1

    Spoonie Luv’s sex life gets ruined by birds, Birchum pesters a yoga studio, and an aspiring job applicant brags about her stunning looks.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  21. 6.2/10(13 votes)

    #20 - Sarah Silverman, Tiffany Haddish & Kevin Nealon

    S5:E5

    A haunted hotel gets a call from an interested guest, Hadassah wants a no-touch massage, and a woman plans to perform Wiccan rituals at a lumberyard.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  22. 6.2/10(9 votes)

    #21 - Tiffany Haddish, Desus & Mero & Jimmy Kimmel

    S6:E11

    A woman hatches a scheme to get space from a coworker, Elmer wants his late wife's obituary to help him find love, and a cornhole enthusiast explains how the game has changed his life.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  23. 6.0/10(12 votes)

    #22 - Sarah Silverman, Abbi Jacobson & Will Forte

    S5:E3

    Bobby tries a matchmaking service, Nikki Glaser calls a restaurant about an unusual allergy, and Hadassah lists her demands for a prospective employer.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  24. 6.0/10(11 votes)

    #23 - Jimmy Kimmel, Tracy Morgan & David Alan Grier

    S5:E4

    Landalious "The Truth" Truefeld makes a career change, Elmer calls a party store looking for balloons, and Spoonie Luv gets thrown for a loop.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  25. 5.0/10(17 votes)

    #24 - Jimmy Kimmel, Kathy Griffin & Jeff Ross

    S5:E2

    Shasta calls neighborhood watch on a white guy, a vape shop fields a complaint from Dr. Penis, and Elmer is thrilled with his new adult diapers.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  26. 3.0/10(32 votes)

    #25 - Sarah Silverman & Tracy Morgan

    S1:E7

    Haddassah has a survey. Spoonie's got an idea for greeting cards. Sav macauley is on the Phone Zone. And Bobby accidentally kills his grandfather. Also featuring Ween.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A

Best Episodes Summary

"Eminem & Tracy Morgan" is the best rated episode of "Crank Yankers". It scored 10/10 based on 1 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 9/14/2004. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "Jack & Sharon Osbourne".