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The Best Episodes of Crank Yankers

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Yankerville's puppet citizens -- voiced by celebrities and stand-up comedians -- make real calls to real people, whether they like it or not. They make all the crank phone calls you wish you'd made when

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Crank Yankers Season 3 Episode 1 - Eminem & Tracy Morgan
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - Eminem & Tracy Morgan

    S3:E1

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Crank Yankers Season 3 Episode 2 - Jack & Sharon Osbourne
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - Jack & Sharon Osbourne

    S3:E2

    The Chief buys a broken dreamcatcher, and Jack Osbourne asks his mom for help.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Crank Yankers Season 3 Episode 4 - Bob Odenkirk & Adam Carolla
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - Bob Odenkirk & Adam Carolla

    S3:E4

    Yankerville's puppet citizens, voiced by celebrities and comedians, call real people.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Crank Yankers Season 1 Episode 1 - Wu-Tang Clan & Dave Chappelle
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #4 - Wu-Tang Clan & Dave Chappelle

    S1:E1

    Shavin, the manager of a rap group, calls up the church-going owner of a bed and breakfast to make arrangements for accommodations; Hadassah responds to an ad for a nanny; Rob calls a phone-sex operator on behalf of a hearing-impaired pal.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Crank Yankers Season 1 Episode 2 - Denis Leary & Sarah Silverman
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #5 - Denis Leary & Sarah Silverman

    S1:E2

    Blind stripper Cammie wants to join a strip club but is denied. Spoonie Luv(From Up Above) wants to send flowers and asks for inappropriate things to be written on the card. Denis Leary's friend's pet is a problem pet. And Special Ed's got mail and finds out he's got lower standerds because he uses ""I Got Mail"".

    Director:Unknown
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  6. Crank Yankers Season 1 Episode 3 - Jimmy Kimmel & Wanda Sykes
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #6 - Jimmy Kimmel & Wanda Sykes

    S1:E3

    Spoonie Luv calls a private country club; Elmer tries to get a hearing aid over the phone; Wanda calls a customer who just used a porn website.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Crank Yankers Season 1 Episode 4 - Tracy Morgan & Wanda Sykes
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #7 - Tracy Morgan & Wanda Sykes

    S1:E4

    Spoonie calls a country club for tee time but they don't have tee time. Niles needs a healthcare giver. And Elmer needs some hearing aids.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Crank Yankers Season 1 Episode 5 - David Alan Grier & Dave Attell
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #8 - David Alan Grier & Dave Attell

    S1:E5

    Bobby seeks out a job. Cammie needs computer help. Birtchum loses a fake leg. And Danny is sick.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Crank Yankers Season 1 Episode 6 - Susie Essman & Jim Florentine
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #9 - Susie Essman & Jim Florentine

    S1:E6

    Niles wants invitations for a contest. Tony Deloge wants votes. Helen's son gives her a foul mouthed parrot. And Bobby tries to sign up to be a consulor to help kids on drugs. Also starring The Touchtone Terrorists.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Crank Yankers Season 1 Episode 7 - Sarah Silverman & Tracy Morgan
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #10 - Sarah Silverman & Tracy Morgan

    S1:E7

    Haddassah has a survey. Spoonie's got an idea for greeting cards. Sav macauley is on the Phone Zone. And Bobby accidentally kills his grandfather. Also featuring Ween.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Crank Yankers Season 1 Episode 8 - Kevin Nealon & Super Dave Osborne
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #11 - Kevin Nealon & Super Dave Osborne

    S1:E8

    Spoonie wants hot girls. Helen calls a grocery store. OCD Ken wants love. And Terrence calls Subway.

    Director:Unknown
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  12. Crank Yankers Season 1 Episode 9 - Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #12 - Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla

    S1:E9

    Karl Malone wants Beanie Babies. Danny calls a caterer. Elmer lodges a complaint to the cable company about what he saw on TV. Birchum calls for a moving company. And Haddassah calls the Department of Waste.

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  13. Crank Yankers Season 1 Episode 10 - Dane Cook & Sarah Silverman
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #13 - Dane Cook & Sarah Silverman

    S1:E10

    Spoonie orders flowers. Gene Winterbuck makes a call to a library. Haddassah catches crabs. And someone took a pee on Elmer's house.

    Director:Unknown
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  14. Crank Yankers Season 2 Episode 1 - Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #14 - Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman

    S2:E1

    Elmer needs a gift for his wife so he buys beads. Special Ed wants to buy a CD with a certain song on it.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Crank Yankers Season 2 Episode 2 - Wanda Sykes & Robert Schimmel
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #15 - Wanda Sykes & Robert Schimmel

    S2:E2

    Spoon Love needs karate lessons before he goes back to jail. Gladys finds a pornography cassette of her sons.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Crank Yankers Season 2 Episode 3 - Snoop Dogg & Kevin Nealon
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #16 - Snoop Dogg & Kevin Nealon

    S2:E3

    Guest star Snoop Dogg calls to run for public office. And Haddassah gets harassed by a salesperson.

    Director:Unknown
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  17. Crank Yankers Season 2 Episode 4 - Jeff Garlin & Gilbert Gottfried
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #17 - Jeff Garlin & Gilbert Gottfried

    S2:E4

    George Zucco has swelling testicles. And Bobby hits an innocent bystander then shoots him.

    Director:Unknown
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  18. Crank Yankers Season 2 Episode 5 - Fred Armisen & Kevin Nealon
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #18 - Fred Armisen & Kevin Nealon

    S2:E5

    Hadassah has a perfume rash on her vagina. OCD Ken gets "trapped" in a bathroom and needs someone to repeatedly hit the pound key. And Special Ed calls a farm to tell them knock knock jokes but just pisses one of the farmers off.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. Crank Yankers Season 2 Episode 6 - Wanda Sykes & Bobcat Goldthwait
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #19 - Wanda Sykes & Bobcat Goldthwait

    S2:E6

    Gladys' kids super glue her butt to a toilet seat. Steven calls a talent agency and only does Bobcat Goldthwait impressions.

    Director:Unknown
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  20. Crank Yankers Season 2 Episode 7 - Adam Carolla & Jim Florentine
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #20 - Adam Carolla & Jim Florentine

    S2:E7

    A blind Stripper applies for college. Birchum wants to get swimming lessons for his conjoined kids at the YMCA.

    Director:Unknown
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  21. Crank Yankers Season 2 Episode 8 - Adam Carolla & Dr. Drew Pinsky
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #21 - Adam Carolla & Dr. Drew Pinsky

    S2:E8

    Bobby Fletcher calls a country store to complain about expired grape soda that keeps making him belch. Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew Pinsky talk hip-hop.

    Director:Unknown
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  22. Crank Yankers Season 2 Episode 9 - Jimmy Kimmel & David Alan Grier
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #22 - Jimmy Kimmel & David Alan Grier

    S2:E9

    Elmer calls about a gay cruise.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Crank Yankers Season 2 Episode 10 - Fred Armisen & Sarah Silverman
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #23 - Fred Armisen & Sarah Silverman

    S2:E10

    Hadassah Calls a Landfill, Chip calls a hardware store, Kevin and Katie call a bowling alley, Spoonie Needs Driving Lessons, Niles Standish wants a balloon ride, Niles Standish wants a balloon ride, Helen Higgins Calls an Art School, Bobby Fletcher wants to join the Peace Corps.

    Director:Unknown
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  24. Crank Yankers Season 2 Episode 11 - Jeff Goldblum & Fred Armisen
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #24 - Jeff Goldblum & Fred Armisen

    S2:E11

    Terrence Catheter calls trying to book an appearance for JK Rowling, Ed wants to go to a ball game, Professor Fermstein calls a coed, David orders flowers, Birchum calls with a warning, Chip calls taco bell acting like he’s from the corporate office.

    Director:Unknown
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  25. Crank Yankers Season 2 Episode 12 - Wanda Sykes & Kevin Nealon
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #25 - Wanda Sykes & Kevin Nealon

    S2:E12

    Gladys Murphy calls volunteering for conjugal visits, Elmer needs a dentist, Bobby Fletcher wants a new best friend, Dr. Premise can’t speak, Niles Standish is getting married, Ken is stuck in the restroom.

    Director:Unknown
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Best Episodes Summary

"Eminem & Tracy Morgan" is the best rated episode of "Crank Yankers". It scored 10/10 based on 1 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 9/14/2004. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "Jack & Sharon Osbourne".