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The Worst Episodes of Diagnosis: Murder

Every episode of Diagnosis: Murder ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Diagnosis: Murder!

Dr. Mark Sloan is a good-natured, offbeat physician who is called upon to solve murders.
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Worst Episodes Summary

"Blood Ties" is the worst rated episode of "Diagnosis: Murder". It scored 5.8/10 based on 104 votes. Directed by Bruce Seth Green and written by William Rabkin, Lee Goldberg, it aired on 5/6/1999. This episode scored 0.7 points lower than the second lowest rated, "My Baby is Out of this World".

  • Blood Ties
    5.8/10104 votes
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    #1 - Blood Ties

    Season 6 Episode 21 - Aired 5/6/1999

    Absurdly bland episode lacks the usual Goldberg/Rabkin sizzle. Two female vice-officers uncover four corrupt female homicide cops who murder felons to harvest their organs for those more deserving.

    Director: Bruce Seth Green

    Writer: William Rabkin, Lee Goldberg

  • My Baby is Out of this World
    6.5/1098 votes
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    #2 - My Baby is Out of this World

    Season 2 Episode 22 - Aired 5/5/1995

    The death of a popular musician raises suspicious questions. The musicians' pregnant wife, who claims to be carrying an alien's child, complicates matters.

    Director: Christopher Hibler

    Writer: Richard Collins

  • Down and Dirty Dead
    6.5/1095 votes
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    #3 - Down and Dirty Dead

    Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 12/11/1997

    A motorcycle stunt driver has a fatal accident while filming an action video. Steve investigates.

    Director: Ron Satlof

    Writer: Barry Van Dyke

  • Write, She Murdered
    6.5/10109 votes
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    #4 - Write, She Murdered

    Season 6 Episode 7 - Aired 11/5/1998

    When a best-selling mystery author comes down with writer's block, she commits a murder herself in the hopes of stimulating her creative juices. The delusional author has help from her fictional heroine, Danielle Slade.

    Director: Frank Thackery

    Writer: Jacquelyn Blain

  • The Bela Lugosi Blues
    6.6/10124 votes
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    #5 - The Bela Lugosi Blues

    Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 1/6/1995

    Mark has some unorthodox theories when several dead bodies are found drained of blood with puncture marks on their neck.

    Director: Lee Philips

    Writer: Michael Gleason

  • Blood Brothers Murder
    6.6/1093 votes
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    #6 - Blood Brothers Murder

    Season 4 Episode 21 - Aired 4/10/1997

    A beach boy involved with a gang member's sister is suspected of murdering him. Mark investigates.

    Director: Christian I. Nyby II

    Writer: Barry Van Dyke, Jeff Glasser

  • Inheritance of Death
    6.7/10151 votes
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    #7 - Inheritance of Death

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 11/19/1993

    Mark's cousin, Jonathan Nash, bequeaths his million-dollar fortune to Community General Hospital. His three dastardly children are the main suspects after Nash dies suspiciously... before he has a chance to alter his will.

    Director: Frank Thackery

    Writer: Gerry Conway

  • Too Many Cooks
    6.7/1079 votes
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    #8 - Too Many Cooks

    Season 7 Episode 14 - Aired 1/20/2000

    Mark investigates when a philandering chef is murdered during a televised charity cook-off.

    Director: Christopher Hibler

    Writer: Joyce Burditt

  • Amnesia
    6.8/10137 votes
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    #9 - Amnesia

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 11/5/1993

    Security is increased at the hospital when Senator Robert Bassett undergoes an operation. Drs. Sloan and Stewart are preoccupied when a beautiful young amnesia patient is brought in. Unbeknownst to them, their beautiful young patient is a professional killer.

    Director: Michael Lange

    Writer: Joyce Burditt

  • Playing for Keeps
    6.8/1089 votes
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    #10 - Playing for Keeps

    Season 2 Episode 17 - Aired 2/10/1995

    Dr. Sloan investigates the murder of an antagonistic pro volleyball player. Steve searches for an alleged stalker while Amanda and Jack keep an eye on her teammates, none of whom are particularly upset over her death.

    Director: Peter Ellis

    Writer: Gerry Conway

  • An Explosive Murder
    6.8/10105 votes
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    #11 - An Explosive Murder

    Season 4 Episode 8 - Aired 10/31/1996

    A young undercover detective investigates a militia-type organization to solve a terrorist bombing witnessed by Mark. She has to decide whether to risk blowing her cover and warn Dr. Sloan of an attempt on his life or finish her assignment.

    Director: Steve Miner

    Writer: Dean Hargrove

  • Baby Boom
    6.8/1091 votes
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    #12 - Baby Boom

    Season 5 Episode 17 - Aired 2/5/1998

    A madman charges into a Lamaze class with a bomb, claiming that a fertility doctor was cheating him. Everything is complicated further when said doctor turns up dead.

    Director: Vincent McEveety

    Writer: Jacquelyn Blain

  • Jake's Women
    6.8/1074 votes
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    #13 - Jake's Women

    Season 7 Episode 15 - Aired 2/3/2000

    Mark is stunned to learn that his late friend Jake was married to two women. Steve juggles the investigation of Jake's murder and a blossoming relationship.

    Director: Victor Lobl

    Writer: Mark Solomon

  • Sleight-of-Hand
    6.8/1098 votes
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    #14 - Sleight-of-Hand

    Season 8 Episode 3 - Aired 10/26/2000

    A body found on the beach turns out to be Jim, the hospital janitor, but when his twin brother Jeff shows up to identify the body, Mark and Steve become suspicious.

    Director: Nancy Malone

    Writer: Mark Solomon

  • Confession
    6.8/1085 votes
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    #15 - Confession

    Season 8 Episode 9 - Aired 1/4/2001

    Dr. Mark Sloan, Lt. Steve Sloan and Dr. Amanda Bentley become involved when a priest is accused of murdering an old friend.

    Director: Donald L. Gold

    Writer: Chris Abbott, Steve Brown

  • Murder at the Telethon
    6.9/10144 votes
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    #16 - Murder at the Telethon

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 11/12/1993

    When an abrasive, washed-up comic is found dead at a Community General benefit telethon, suspicion is cast on everyone from his son to his former writers.

    Director: Anson Williams

    Writer: Vance DeGeneres

  • Shanda's Song
    6.9/10116 votes
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    #17 - Shanda's Song

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 1/7/1994

    Dr. Sloan treats a famous singer,then takes her into his home as a homicidal closes in.

    Director: Neema Barnette

    Writer: Craig Volk

  • Standing Eight Count
    6.9/1088 votes
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    #18 - Standing Eight Count

    Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 12/9/1994

    The newly crowned boxing champion is found murdered shortly after the bout. Jack and Amanda investigate the deceased's former trainer, his opponent, and his opponent's manager to find a way through a web of lies and deceit.

    Director: Christopher Hibler

    Writer: Travis Fine

  • The ABC's of Murder
    6.9/1095 votes
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    #19 - The ABC's of Murder

    Season 4 Episode 11 - Aired 11/21/1996

    An ADA sets out on a vendetta against an Asian youth, against both Mark and Steve's advice, after a drive-by shooting at a high school leaves one teacher dead.

    Director: Christian I. Nyby II

    Writer: Steve Hattman

  • Murder by Remote
    7.0/10155 votes
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    #20 - Murder by Remote

    Season 7 Episode 16 - Aired 2/10/2000

    A devious home security programmer plots to murder the children of everyone involved in the accidental death of his son.

    Director: Christopher Hibler

    Writer: Terry Curtis Fox

  • Teacher's Pet
    7.0/1082 votes
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    #21 - Teacher's Pet

    Season 7 Episode 17 - Aired 2/17/2000

    A young med student is suspected of killing her abusive husband after her story of murderous burglars proves false.

    Director: Vincent McEveety

    Writer: Joel Steiger

  • All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Die
    7.0/1086 votes
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    #22 - All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Die

    Season 8 Episode 8 - Aired 12/7/2000

    Mark goes after a man who killed a groom on his wedding day.

    Director: Bernard L. Kowalski

    Writer: Terry Curtis Fox

  • You Bet Your Life
    7.0/1078 votes
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    #23 - You Bet Your Life

    Season 8 Episode 14 - Aired 2/16/2001

    Dr. Mark Sloan investigates the apparent suicide of a gifted heart surgeon who was also a compulsive gambler.

    Director: Nancy Malone

    Writer: Burt Prelutsky

  • Bachelor Fathers
    7.0/1080 votes
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    #24 - Bachelor Fathers

    Season 8 Episode 15 - Aired 2/23/2001

    Dr. Mark Sloan tries to solve the murder of a young woman whose twin sister claims that Dr. Jesse Travis fathered her infant son.

    Director: James Nasella

    Writer: Steve Brown

  • Promises to Keep
    7.1/1075 votes
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    #25 - Promises to Keep

    Season 5 Episode 22 - Aired 4/23/1998

    The Matthews family is reunited after years apart. Here, Ryan and Tess Matthews come to LA to help Kate when she's in trouble with a con man.

    Director: Christian I. Nyby II

    Writer: David Bennett Carren, J. Larry Carroll