Alf's joy at Rita's pending divorce is short lived when he learns she is to live with the new doctor.

The arrival of Alf's AIDS leaflets spurs him and Arthur into action to aid Mary Whitehouse.

When Alf is given a cordless telephone it turns out to be more of a hindrance than a help.

Gwenneth and Min come to visit Alf. They decide to hold a seance to talk to long departed friends.

Alf has a fight at a tea dance and meets up again with his adversary outside his house.

Alf complains to the DHSS that he should have been paid more winter's heating allowance. He has a loud, revealing dream in front of his friends.