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The Best Episodes of Off Centre

Every episode of Off Centre ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Off Centre!

Off Centre is an American sitcom that aired on The WB network from October 14, 2001 to October 31, 2002. Created by Chris Weitz, Paul...
Genres:ComedyDrama
Network:The WB

Top Episode Ratings Summary

"Little House On The Bowery" is the best rated episode of "Off Centre". It scored 8.1/10 based on 27 votes. Directed by Shelley Jensen and written by Tim Kelleher, it aired on 10/31/2002. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Cockfight".

  • Little House On The Bowery
    8.1/1027 votes
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    #1 - Little House On The Bowery

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 10/31/2002

    In a competition to prove whether it's simply Euan's English intonation that attracts all the women, Mike and Euan switch accents. Meanwhile, Chau dates a homeless woman who is not entirely sane.

    Director: Shelley Jensen

    Writer: Tim Kelleher

  • Cockfight
    8.0/1023 votes
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    #2 - Cockfight

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 9/26/2002

    Euan and Status Quo meet a gorgeous woman in a bar and compete for her attention. When they realize that she has a twin, their competition escalates to see who can bed them both. Meanwhile, Mike realizes that the only way he can earn extra money to purchase an extravagant birthday gift for Liz is to bet on cockfights with Chau.

    Director: Shelley Jensen

    Writer: Tim Kelleher

  • The Deflower Half Hour
    7.7/1024 votes
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    #3 - The Deflower Half Hour

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 10/17/2002

    When Euan's date, Lindsey, announces to everyone that she wants Euan to deflower her when she turns 18 at midnight, Euan, Mike, Chau, Status and Liz flashback to their own first sexual encounters.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Matt Weitzman, Mike Barker

  • The Guys' Guys
    7.7/1022 votes
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    #4 - The Guys' Guys

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 10/24/2002

    Mike's dorky friends from high school come to visit, making Euan feel like the not-so-odd man out. Meanwhile, Status makes a date with Liz.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Dawn Urbont

  • Unflushable (a.k.a. M. Night Shyamalan's Unflushable)
    7.6/1019 votes
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    #5 - Unflushable (a.k.a. M. Night Shyamalan's Unflushable)

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 10/3/2002

    Mike impresses the guys when he leaves the bar with the new building tenant, Carmen Electra, however, back at her apartment, Mike's new diet causes him to clog her toilet. Undetected by Carmen, Mike enlists the help of his good friends Euan and Chau to help clear the blockage.

    Director: Shelley Jensen

    Writer: Jim Patterson

  • Love is a Pain in the A** (a.k.a. Love Stings)
    7.1/1025 votes
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    #6 - Love is a Pain in the A** (a.k.a. Love Stings)

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 9/19/2002

    Mike feels that his relationship with Liz has gotten stale, so he decides it's time to break up and is not prepared when she beats him to the punch, however the break-up sex is so good that Mike does everything in his power to string the relationship along. When Euan meets a woman who is even wilder in bed than he is, he soon learns that even he has limits. Chau rallies to save a canceled TV series.

    Director: Shelley Jensen

    Writer: N/A

  • P.P. Doc II: The Examination Continues (a.k.a. PPD2)
    6.9/1018 votes
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    #7 - P.P. Doc II: The Examination Continues (a.k.a. PPD2)

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 10/10/2002

    Mike and Euan's dorky urologist, Dr. Barry Wasserman, moves into their apartment building. The guys worry about the weird M.D.'s interest in being their buddy, until they discover he attracts women.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Bill Freiberger

  • Let's Meet Mike and Euan
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    #8 - Let's Meet Mike and Euan

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 10/14/2001

    Neurotic Everyman Mike is baffled by the amazing success enjoyed by hyperconfident womanizer Euan. In the opener, the polar-opposite pals move into a posh New York City apartment building complete with celebrities, including rather uptight rapper Status Quo and supermodel Vee, whose bodily functions eclipse her beauty. All is well in the new digs until Euan invites Mike's girlfriend, Liz, to move in with them.

    Director: Gerry Cohen

    Writer: N/A

  • Feeling Shellfish
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    #9 - Feeling Shellfish

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 10/21/2001

    When Mike and then Liz contract a certain sexually transmitted condition, Mike blames the assumed originator Euan. The irritating malady hampers both Mike and Liz's anniversary dinner and Euan's date with a friend from college.

    Director: Mark Cendrowski

    Writer: Matt Weitzman, Mike Barker

  • A Stroke of Genius
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    #10 - A Stroke of Genius

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/28/2001

    Liza finds out about Mike's stash of adult videos and is surprisingly okay with it and even offers to watch some with him. But the sexy adventure in cinema turns out to be a bit of a let-down for Mike. Euan, meanwhile, endeavors to impress his incredibly jaded girlfriend.

    Director: Michael Lembeck

    Writer: N/A

  • Trust Me or Don't Trust Me
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    #11 - Trust Me or Don't Trust Me

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 11/4/2001

    On a night out with Chau and Euan, Mike repeatedly rejects women in favor of being faithful to Liz, who ends up kissing an old flame during the same evening. Chau gets angry at Euan for constantly stealing prospective dates.

    Director: Gerry Cohen

    Writer: Tim Kelleher

  • Euan's Brush With Love
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    #12 - Euan's Brush With Love

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 11/11/2001

    Euan's quest to find a steady girlfriend lands him Ginger, an artist who Mike believes is taking Euan for all he's worth. Meanwhile, Liz proves to Mike that her revealing clothing makes him uncomfortable.

    Director: Shelley Jensen

    Writer: Matt Weitzman, Mike Barker

  • A Cute Triangle
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    #13 - A Cute Triangle

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 11/18/2001

    When Liz and her wild, flirty friend stay at the apartment for the weekend, Mike hopes for a ménage à trois. Euan, who has resolved to remain celibate with his current girlfriend, serves as Mike's mentor.

    Director: Shelley Jensen

    Writer: N/A

  • Swing Time
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    #14 - Swing Time

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 11/25/2001

    Mike's strange parents visit, allowing Mike to finally bond with his erstwhile, emotionally distant father. Unfortunately, Euan finds Mr. Platt in a compromising position with another woman.

    Director: Shelley Jensen

    Writer: Dawn Urbont

  • Money or Brother Can You Spare a Ski Trip
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    #15 - Money or Brother Can You Spare a Ski Trip

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 12/9/2001

    Finding it difficult to keep up with the incredibly successful Euan, Mike tries to solve his money woes by taking on a second job at Chau's restaurant. Euan offers to help, but Mike refuses any more financial aid from his roommate.

    Director: Mark Cendrowski

    Writer: Mark Hentemann

  • Marathon Man
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    #16 - Marathon Man

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 1/6/2002

    After a co-worker spreads a rumor that he's gay, Euan is troubled upon learning that people don't have a hard time believing it. Mike, meanwhile, is overjoyed upon meeting Liz's unexpectedly unimpressive ex-boyfriend.

    Director: Mark Cendrowski

    Writer: Tim Kelleher

  • Guy Gone Wild
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    #17 - Guy Gone Wild

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 1/13/2002

    After Mike learns of Liz's wild past, he decides to make up for lost time by doing the crazy things he missed out on when he was younger.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Dawn Urbont

  • The Good, the Bad and the Lazy
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    #18 - The Good, the Bad and the Lazy

    Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 1/20/2002

    In dire need of a job he actually enjoys, Mike seeks advice from a decidedly unreliable career counselor. Euan, meanwhile, concentrates his efforts on trying to win over their new neighbor, a B-movie actress.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: Matt Weitzman, Mike Barker

  • Gas Crisis
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    #19 - Gas Crisis

    Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 1/27/2002

    Mike's increasing comfort level with Liz leads him to engage in behavior she doesn't entirely welcome. Meanwhile, Euan resolves to avoid a woman who routinely shows up in his life to break his heart; and Status Quo works on new song lyrics with Chau.

    Director: Mark Cendrowski

    Writer: N/A

  • Why Chau Lives Alone
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    #20 - Why Chau Lives Alone

    Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 2/10/2002

    Sick of living with Euan, Mike decides to stay at Lauren's for a while. As revenge, Eaun invites Chau to live in Mike's room. The unlikely duo get along well, until Chau's behavior gets out of hand.

    Director: Shelley Jensen

    Writer: Jim Bernstein, Michael Shipley

  • Mission Im-posse-ble
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    #21 - Mission Im-posse-ble

    Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 2/17/2002

    After Mike and Euan point out that his ""posse"" is a bunch of yes-men, Status Quo fires them and invites his neighbors to hang with him. Unfortunately, he treats Euan more like a slave than a friend.

    Director: Shelley Jensen

    Writer: Mark Hentemann

  • Faking the Band
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    #22 - Faking the Band

    Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 2/24/2002

    In order to get women to notice them more, Chau and Euan pretend to be in a rock band; Mike irks Liz when he drunkenly proposes marriage and then forgets all about it.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: Tim Kelleher

  • Hear No Evil, See No Package
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    #23 - Hear No Evil, See No Package

    Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 3/3/2002

    Mike and Chau start going to a gym where a lot of nude men hang out; Euan dates Liz's deaf friend, who turns out to be less friendly than anyone realizes.

    Director: Shelley Jensen

    Writer: N/A

  • The Backup
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    #24 - The Backup

    Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 3/31/2002

    Mike tells Euan to stay away from an attractive visiting friend, explaining that she is his ""backup girl,"" should things not work out with Liz. Meanwhile, Chau pulls out all the stops to try to win a contest for a big-screen TV.

    Director: Shelley Jensen

    Writer: Jim Patterson

  • Mike & Liz & Chau & Jordan
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    #25 - Mike & Liz & Chau & Jordan

    Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 4/7/2002

    Liz sets Chau up with her equally bizarre roommate, creating a romance more ridiculous than anyone could have imagined. Meanwhile, Euan lies about his age in order to date 45-year-old woman.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jim Bernstein