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Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York. George and Kramer weigh in on how Jerry should best approach the situation.

The Seinfeld Chronicles

Jerry meets an attractive woman at a party but by the time she leaves, he has only learned where she works. Jerry stakes out the mystery woman's office with George so that he can “casually” bump into her.

The Stake Out

Jerry is robbed after Kramer fails to close the apartment door. Elaine talks Jerry into looking at a fabulous apartment in the hopes that she can then have Jerry’s place. Things are further complicated when George decides he wants the new place too.

The Robbery

Jerry tries to “break-up” with his obnoxious childhood friend but his pathetic weeping leads Jerry to give him another chance. Elaine helps Jerry come up with excuses to avoid him.

Male Unbonding

After George receives a stock tip, he and Jerry take the financial plunge. Elaine and her allergies battle her boyfriend’s cats. Meanwhile,Jerry’s weekend getaway with his new girlfriend proves to be a relationship killer.

The Stock Tip

George has doubts about his current relationship that he broke off. Elaine is curious about a relationship that she has with a guy in her building that has degenerated over the past two years. Jerry is reluctantly drawn into George's ex-relationship when he picks up some books left at her apartment. Although he wants to break it off with her, she has this "psycho-sexual" hold over him and he becomes worried about what George might think if he lets this relationship develop. Elaine confronts the guy in her building and Jerry's relationship maybe in jeopardy when his girlfriend sees his act.

The Ex-Girlfriend

Jerry's parents come to town for a 50th anniversary party. Jerry bets Kramer that he won't complete his plans to renovate his apartment with levels in a month. Jerry takes Elaine to the dinner and he makes an observation about children who have ponies, this remark offends the guest of honor. When she dies soon afterwards, Jerry wonders if he should go to the funeral or go to his championship softball game. Elaine wonders about the fate of the apartment, when she hears the widower is moving to Arizona. George wonders if it will ever be possible for him to have sex again.

The Pony Remark

Jerry buys a real expensive new suede jacket with a colorful inner lining. George has a song from Les Miserables that he just can't get out of his mind. Kramer is supposed pickup a magician friend's doves, and needs someone to help him for two minutes; Elaine takes on the job. Kramer promises she'll get "a lift" to the hotel where Jerry and George are meeting her and her father, Alton Benes, an author cut from Hemingway cloth. Jerry and George suffer while waiting with Elaine's father. When it begins to snow, Jerry turns his new jacket inside out, to protect it, but Alton Benes doesn't want to be seen on the street with him.

The Jacket

George blows an invitation upstairs with his latest girlfriend and then when he tries to make restitution he leaves progressively nastier messages on her answering machine. He gets the chance to prevent her from hearing her messages by having Jerry switch the tape out of her machine, while he distracts her. Jerry and his girlfriend have a disagreement about a TV commercial for Dockers, and his telling his friends about their conflict.

The Phone Message

Kramer tries mousse in his hair. Jerry gets Elaine an opportunity to get the apartment right above him, before he realizes the possible implications. George tests the "man with a wedding band" theory of meeting women.

The Apartment

Jerry has a box of stuff his grandfather left him. Inside is an interesting looking statue that could replace one George's parents had years ago, but he broke. George plans to pick the statue up later but in the meantime he tells his parents about the replacement statue. Meanwhile the boyfriend of a bitter Finnish author (whose latest work Elaine is going to edit) is going to clean Jerry's apartment. When Jerry returns to his apartment it is cleaned beyond reason. Later when Jerry and Elaine are at the author's apartment, they see the statue on her mantelpiece. Getting it back may jeopardize Elaine's chance at being an editor, but save George from his parent's wrath.

The Statue

George quits his job in a huff after he is demoted to using the regular bathroom. Newman tells Kramer that he plans to jump off the building. Jerry suggests that George just go back into work next Monday morning and pretend like nothing happened; however, that doesn't work. Newman jumps, from the second floor. George plots revenge, and with Elaine's help, tries to slip his boss "a Mickey." Jerry suspects that his launderer is a larcenist after he discovers that $1500 he had stashed in his laundry bag is missing. Kramer helps Jerry get revenge by bringing a bag of concrete in to put into one of the wash machines.

The Revenge

George thinks he's had a heart attack. The doctor tells him otherwise, but he might want to get his tonsils and adenoids removed. Elaine is interested in the doctor and he is interested in her tongue. George not wanting to deal with the cost, follows Kramer's suggestion of going to a holistic healer. The healer's cure turns George purple and the ride to the hospital is delayed over a Chuckle.

The Heart Attack

Jerry and Elaine are watching TV late at night and stumble across "naked people" and that gets them both discussing whether they could have a relationship and not jeopardize their friendship. George says it can't be done, but Jerry and Elaine devise "a system"; however, it develops a little trouble when her birthday comes along.

The Deal

Elaine needs to use Jerry's apartment to hold a baby shower for a woman that once dated George. George reflects that she was "unequivocally the worst date of my life." Jerry has to go out of town for a show, so he lets Elaine use the apartment. Kramer sells Jerry on the idea on getting an illegal cable hookup. The party begins. The cable guys come to install the hookup. Jerry's show gets canceled, so he returns to the apartment with George (who's prepared to confront the bad date). Jerry is the victim of his own confrontation.

The Baby Shower

Jerry, Elaine and George stop for a quick Chinese dinner before a showing of Plan 9 From Outer Space on the big screen. However, while waiting a really long time to get a table, Jerry sees a woman whose name he can't recall; George needs to use a phone he can't have and Elaine needs food, more than those seated ahead of them.

The Chinese Restaurant

George inadvertently meddles in the life of a busboy, by getting him fired. He tries to rectify things; however, he winds up compounding them by losing the busboy's cat. Elaine discovers that a week is much too long to have a houseguest. She does everything in her power to get him out. The busboy's life is saved and made for the better after his involvement with George, until he meets Elaine's houseguest.

The Busboy

Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.

The Note

George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.

The Truth

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.

The Pen

Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.

The Dog

A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.

The Library

Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.

The Parking Garage

While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.

The Cafe

George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.

The Tape

Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.

The Nose Job

Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.

The Stranded

Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.

The Alternate Side

An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.

The Red Dot

A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.

The Subway

Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.

The Pez Dispenser

A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.

The Suicide

Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.

The Fix-Up

Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.

The Boyfriend (1)

Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.

The Boyfriend (2)

Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.

The Limo

Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.

The Good Samaritan

Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.

The Letter

George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.

The Parking Space

Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.

The Keys

Jerry and George look for Kramer in Hollywood, where Kramer's new friend becomes a victim.

The Trip (1)

Jerry and George find Kramer, whose past is laid out by the lieutenant seeking his confession.

The Trip (2)

A show about "nothing" is George's pitch to network execs interested in a series for Jerry.

The Pitch

Jerry and George take another meeting; Kramer testifies for Newman in a speeding-ticket protest.

The Ticket

Jerry's dad has a bad time at the back doctor's; Elaine wants to part with her boyfriend; Jerry's unhappy with George's network "negotiating."

The Wallet

The network president doesn't play George's game; Jerry deals for his "broken" watch; Elaine is a hot topic in the office of her psychiatrist boyfriend.

The Watch

A weekend is kaput, partly because of George's driving.

The Bubble Boy

Elaine's assistant has words with Jerry, who has few with George; Kramer deals for more Cuban cigars.

The Cheever Letters

The man who's threatening Jerry is the same Joe who's dating Elaine.

The Opera

Jerry courts a woman with a tame past; George makes a bad move at a meeting; a man disagrees with Elaine.

The Virgin

George's mom lands in the hospital; a contest begins among Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine, involving a naked woman and an attractive man.

The Contest

On a flight to NYC, Jerry has a first-class time, but Elaine suffers in coach. Meanwhile, Kramer and George try to hit the right airport.

The Airport

Kramer makes Elaine's Christmas card a collector's item, and settles an argument with a designer; Jerry is caught in a human moment by his new female friend; George pleads to make up with Susan.

The Pick

The difficulties met by four persons trying to meet at one movie.

The Movie

A lawyer George dates could help Jerry's pal, who's facing deportation, thanks, in part, to Kramer's trip to Florida.

The Visa

There's something about Elaine's shoes that leads to the stalling of George and Jerry's TV pilot, until Elaine gives it a kick.

The Shoes

Elaine's prank leads a reporter to believe Jerry and George are a gay couple.

The Outing

Volunteering with seniors...Elaine is enthralled by hers, George gets fired and Jerry loses his.

The Old Man

Jerry adopts Elaine's opinion about a woman he's seeing; then Elaine changes her mind.

The Implant

Jerry can't remember the name of his date, and he observes a splenectomy.

The Junior Mint

An odor in Jerry's car seeps into the love life of Elaine.

The Smelly Car

There are many repercussions after the gang parks in a handicap space.

The Handicap Spot

Kramer wants to audition for Jerry and George's pilot; and the network president becomes obsessed with Elaine.

The Pilot (1)

The pilot is cast, taped and aired, but George doesn't think he'll live to see its success.

The Pilot (2)

Jerry shares George's self-doubt after Elaine admits not all was as it seemed during their romantic relationship.

The Mango

Jerry's appearance with Bryant Gumbel is not the expected career boost for Kramer's girlfriend; but George gets a new career after moving back with his parents.

The Puffy Shirt

Kramer's optometrist pal replaces George's glasses with suspect frames.

The Glasses

Jerry thinks his accountant may be on drugs; George's passion wins him a job; Elaine's exclamations end her relationship.

The Sniffing Accountant

Godparenting is a chore for Jerry and Elaine; tragedy befalls George's car; Kramer decries a genetic experiment.

The Bris

A tennis lineswoman is game to help George learn why he's been dumped.

The Lip Reader

Jerry and Elaine's suspicion about "nonfat" yogurt figures into New York City's mayoral race.

The Non-Fat Yogurt

Jerry wants to switch barbers without hurting anyone's feelings; George goes to work, but was he hired?

The Barber

Jerry's masseuse-girlfriend doesn't like George; Elaine's boyfriend shares a moniker with a mass murderer.

The Masseuse

Reading TV Guide nets Elaine an admirer, but gets her into trouble with George's father; Jerry's gift to Elaine offends her friend.

The Cigar Store Indian

George wants to change religions for the sake of romance, while Kramer is attracted to a novice nun.

The Conversion

George is charmed by Elaine's new boyfriend; Kramer thinks Jerry's new girlfriend is his phone-sex mate.

The Stall

A "brief" stop to buy gifts for a dinner party becomes an ordeal thanks to George's big coat.

The Dinner Party

A writer hits a woman in the head with Elaine's electronic organiser; George lies to impress a woman.

The Marine Biologist

A mannequin resembles Elaine; George battles for a bargain suit; Jerry wonders why his date won't try a pie; Kramer has an itch.

The Pie

George postpones breaking up with his girlfriend; Kramer befriends a fellow soap-opera stand-in; and Jerry bombs trying to cheer up a sick friend.

The Stand-In

Jerry's girlfriend poses as his wife to get in on his dry-cleaning discount.

The Wife

Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerry's dad; George sells his dad's old "cruisewear."

The Raincoats (1)

The sale of Morty's raincoats is delayed; George tries to buy back his dad's clothes.

The Raincoats (2)

George embarrasses himself at a kids' birthday party; Jerry heckles back at a heckler.

The Fire

In the Hamptons, George's date sunbathes topless; Kramer steals lobsters; and a handsome doctor compliments Elaine, or does he?

The Hamptons

George changes his life by going against his instincts; Kramer plugs his book on "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee."

The Opposite

Kramer supervises Jerry's date with a Miss America contestant; George gets the Yankees to wear cotton; Elaine tries to fill the shoes of a late book editor.

The Chaperone

Kramer fears a golf dispute has pushed his opponent to murder; Jerry dates a woman whom Newman rejected.

The Big Salad

Elaine mistakes a man for a woman on the phone; George gets baseball's Danny Tartabull to join Jerry at a fund-raiser.

The Pledge Drive

Jerry makes a blind date; Kramer makes a change to increase his sperm count.

The Chinese Woman

Freedom-of-choice issues disrupt Elaine's new relationship and Kramer's business; George watches a video instead of reading his book-club book.

The Couch

His girl's mom sees George as a bum; Kramer encourages Jerry to make the most of dating a gymnast; 3-D art mesmerizes Mr. Pitt.

The Gymnast

Jerry pays dearly for a "free" suit from a comic; Elaine has a beau who's no gentleman; George's way with words ends his relationship with a waitress.

The Soup

George buys a car thinking it was owned by Jon Voight; Kramer tries to save a mom-and-pop store; Elaine gets her boss into the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

The Mom & Pop Store

Clothing problems are a hang-up; George hires a secretary.

The Secretary

Jerry dates a woman whose boss has a grudge against him; Elaine dates a Communist whose ideology spreads to George and Kramer.

The Race

George suspects that his girlfriend is bulimic; Jerry dates a woman who has a friendlier roommate; Elaine loans out her boss's tennis racket.

The Switch

George objects to his girlfriend's roommate; Super Bowl tickets make the rounds as plans change.

The Label Maker

George fails to keep a secret about a friend; Kramer fingers Newman as a scofflaw.

The Scofflaw

The first of a two-part collection of highlights from the first 100 shows includes the characters' ambitions and outside relationships; and George explaining the "show about nothing."

The Best Seasons of Seinfeld

The Best Seasons of Seinfeld

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Season 4

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Season 9

Season 3

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Season 1