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The Best Episodes of Seinfeld Season 9

Every episode of Seinfeld Season 9 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Seinfeld Season 9!

A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in New York City in the '90s. It's a show...
Genre:Comedy
Network:NBC

Season 9 Ratings Summary

"The Butter Shave" is the best rated episode of "Seinfeld" season 9. It scored 8.4/10 based on 3830 votes. Directed by Andy Ackerman and written by Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, David Mandel, it aired on 9/25/1997. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "The Voice".

  • The Butter Shave
    8.4/103,830 votes

    #1 - The Butter Shave

    Season 9 Episode 1 - Aired 9/25/1997

    Kramer uses butter for shaving--and more; George's cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy nemesis, Bania; Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend before their flight back from Europe.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, David Mandel

  • The Voice
    8.3/103,737 votes

    #2 - The Voice

    Season 9 Episode 2 - Aired 10/2/1997

    Kramer hires an assistant; George's boss tries to force him out; Elaine bets Jerry she won't get back with her latest ex.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, David Mandel

  • The Serenity Now
    8.8/104,611 votes

    #3 - The Serenity Now

    Season 9 Episode 3 - Aired 10/9/1997

    George goes to work for his father; Jerry's girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home; Elaine prompts two Jewish men to renounce their faith.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Steve Koren

  • The Blood
    8.1/103,527 votes

    #4 - The Blood

    Season 9 Episode 4 - Aired 10/16/1997

    Kramer stores his own blood to avoid a blood-bank fee; George tries to combine his two passions, sex and food; Elaine's plan to show responsibility backfires; Jerry trains with fitness guru Izzy Mendelbaum.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Dan O'Keefe

  • The Junk Mail
    8.0/103,441 votes

    #5 - The Junk Mail

    Season 9 Episode 5 - Aired 10/30/1997

    Kramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new man, whose past comes back to haunt her.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Spike Feresten

  • The Merv Griffin Show
    9.0/105,102 votes

    #6 - The Merv Griffin Show

    Season 9 Episode 6 - Aired 11/6/1997

    Kramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry's girlfriend won't let him play with her toys; George's clash with pigeons leads to problems with a squirrel; a new employee's silent movement rattles Elaine.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Bruce Eric Kaplan

  • The Slicer
    8.3/103,499 votes

    #7 - The Slicer

    Season 9 Episode 7 - Aired 11/13/1997

    George has a past with his new boss; Jerry's "revenge date" backfires; Kramer's deli slicer solves Elaine's problem with a neighbor.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Andy Robin, Gregg Kavet, Darin Henry

  • The Betrayal
    8.9/105,280 votes

    #8 - The Betrayal

    Season 9 Episode 8 - Aired 11/20/1997

    Flashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaine's disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramer's desperate need to barter for a birthday wish.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Peter Mehlman, David Mandel

  • The Apology
    8.2/103,522 votes

    #9 - The Apology

    Season 9 Episode 9 - Aired 12/11/1997

    Jerry's girlfriend is naked too often; Elaine's lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; George has a disagreement with a new AA member.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Jennifer Crittenden

  • The Strike
    8.7/104,522 votes

    #10 - The Strike

    Season 9 Episode 10 - Aired 12/18/1997

    Kramer returns to work after his 12-year strike is settled; Jerry dates a woman whose appearance fluctuates; George gives holiday gifts in his co-workers' names to a fraudulent charity.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Dan O'Keefe

  • The Dealership
    8.4/103,688 votes

    #11 - The Dealership

    Season 9 Episode 11 - Aired 1/8/1998

    At a car dealership, Kramer takes a test drive, while Jerry's deal is threatened by a fight between Elaine and Puddy.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Steve Koren

  • The Reverse Peephole
    8.2/103,478 votes

    #12 - The Reverse Peephole

    Season 9 Episode 12 - Aired 1/15/1998

    Elaine gets into a hassle regarding fur; Jerry stops carrying a wallet, while George suffers from his overstuffed one; Kramer keeps Newman from being evicted.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Spike Feresten

  • The Cartoon
    7.8/103,479 votes

    #13 - The Cartoon

    Season 9 Episode 13 - Aired 1/29/1998

    An actress turns Jerry's criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles to understand a cartoon in The New Yorker.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Bruce Eric Kaplan

  • The Strong Box
    8.0/103,402 votes

    #14 - The Strong Box

    Season 9 Episode 14 - Aired 2/5/1998

    Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key. Elaine dates a mysterious man. George plans a breakup.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Dan O'Keefe, Billy Kimball

  • The Wizard
    7.8/103,318 votes

    #15 - The Wizard

    Season 9 Episode 15 - Aired 2/26/1998

    Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerry's parents in Florida; Susan's parents catch George in a lie; Elaine can't tell if she's part of an interracial couple.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Steve Lookner

  • The Burning
    8.3/103,769 votes

    #16 - The Burning

    Season 9 Episode 16 - Aired 3/19/1998

    Kramer and Mickey play ill for med students; Elaine learns that Puddy's religious; George works out how and when to make a good exit; a tractor figures into the past of Jerry's girlfriend.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Jennifer Crittenden

  • The Bookstore
    8.1/103,390 votes

    #17 - The Bookstore

    Season 9 Episode 17 - Aired 4/9/1998

    A bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine; Kramer and Newman get a rickshaw, and audition homeless people to pull it.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Spike Feresten, Darin Henry, Mark Jaffe

  • The Frogger
    8.7/104,208 votes

    #18 - The Frogger

    Season 9 Episode 18 - Aired 4/23/1998

    George buys an arcade game to preserve his high score; fear of a serial killer adversely affects Jerry's social life; Elaine eats Peterman's slice of wedding cake from the nuptials of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Andy Robin, Gregg Kavet, Steve Koren, Dan O'Keefe

  • The Maid
    8.0/103,344 votes

    #19 - The Maid

    Season 9 Episode 19 - Aired 4/30/1998

    Elaine's area code is changed; a co-worker steals George's desired nickname; Jerry sleeps with his maid; Kramer endures a "long-distance relationship" when his girlfriend moves downtown.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Peter Mehlman, Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, David Mandel, Kit Boss

  • The Puerto Rican Day
    7.9/103,607 votes

    #20 - The Puerto Rican Day

    Season 9 Episode 20 - Aired 5/7/1998

    Gridlocked by a parade, Jerry verbally spars with another driver; George goes to a movie; and Kramer looks for a bathroom. Elaine, meanwhile, searches for a crossing point with a group of strangers.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Andy Robin, Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Gregg Kavet, Spike Feresten, David Mandel, Jennifer Crittenden, Steve Koren, Dan O'Keefe, Bruce Eric Kaplan

  • The Chronicle (1)
    7.6/103,157 votes

    #21 - The Chronicle (1)

    Season 9 Episode 21 - Aired 5/14/1998

    Part 1 of a two-part retrospective on the series' nine seasons.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Darin Henry

  • The Chronicle (2)
    7.8/105,381 votes

    #22 - The Chronicle (2)

    Season 9 Episode 22 - Aired 5/14/1998

    A two-part retrospective on the series' nine seasons concludes.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Darin Henry

  • The Finale (1)
    7.2/1011 votes

    #23 - The Finale (1)

    Season 9 Episode 23 - Aired 5/14/1998

    The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom. But there's an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld

  • The Finale (2)
    6.3/106 votes

    #24 - The Finale (2)

    Season 9 Episode 24 - Aired 5/14/1998

    Witnesses testify to the gang's (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a "Good Samaritan Law."

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Larry David