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The Best Episodes of Seinfeld Season 7

Every episode of Seinfeld Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Seinfeld Season 7!

A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in New York City in the '90s. It's a show about nothing.

Genre:Comedy
Network:NBC

Season 7 Ratings Summary

The best episode of "Seinfeld" season 7 is "The Engagement", rated 8.6/10 from 3886 user votes. It was directed by Andy Ackerman and written by Larry David. "The Engagement" aired on 9/21/1995 and is rated 0.4 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "The Postponement".

  • The Engagement
    8.6/10 3,886 votes

    #1 - The Engagement

    Season 7 Episode 1 - Aired 9/21/1995

    Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like "grown-up men"; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Larry David

  • The Postponement
    8.2/10 3,506 votes

    #2 - The Postponement

    Season 7 Episode 2 - Aired 9/28/1995

    Elaine shares her feelings about George with the wrong person. Meanwhile, George discovers the power of tears.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Larry David

  • The Maestro
    8.0/10 3,607 votes

    #3 - The Maestro

    Season 7 Episode 3 - Aired 10/5/1995

    A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramer's lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Larry David

  • The Wink
    8.6/10 3,843 votes

    #4 - The Wink

    Season 7 Episode 4 - Aired 10/12/1995

    George's involuntary winking is misinterpreted by many, and prompts Kramer to seek a favor from Yankee Paul O'Neill; Jerry tries to hide his distaste for meat from Elaine's cousin.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Tom Gammill, Max Pross

  • The Hot Tub
    8.5/10 3,762 votes

    #5 - The Hot Tub

    Season 7 Episode 5 - Aired 10/19/1995

    An Olympic athlete stays at Elaine's; George picks up colloquialisms from Houston Astros execs; Kramer installs a hot tub at his pad.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Andy Robin, Gregg Kavet

  • The Soup Nazi
    9.5/10 7,518 votes

    #6 - The Soup Nazi

    Season 7 Episode 6 - Aired 11/2/1995

    Cooing between Jerry and his girlfriend irritates George; Elaine runs afoul of a soup vendor; Kramer loses Elaine's armoire to muggers.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Spike Feresten

  • The Secret Code
    8.4/10 3,651 votes

    #7 - The Secret Code

    Season 7 Episode 7 - Aired 11/9/1995

    George dines with Elaine's boss; Jerry's sleeping foot costs him a commercial; Kramer gives traffic advice to firemen.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer

  • The Pool Guy
    8.3/10 3,615 votes

    #8 - The Pool Guy

    Season 7 Episode 8 - Aired 11/16/1995

    An acquaintance latches on to Jerry; George objects to Susan's relationship with his pals; Kramer's new phone number brings many wrong numbers.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: David Mandel

  • The Sponge
    8.2/10 3,642 votes

    #9 - The Sponge

    Season 7 Episode 9 - Aired 12/7/1995

    Elaine holds a monopoly on the contraceptive devices that Susan prefers; Kramer refuses to wear a ribbon on his AIDS walk.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Peter Mehlman

  • The Gum
    8.5/10 3,999 votes

    #10 - The Gum

    Season 7 Episode 10 - Aired 12/14/1995

    Kramer is overprotective of a friend who had a breakdown after dating Elaine; a former neighbor is worried about George's mental stability.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Tom Gammill, Max Pross

  • The Rye
    8.8/10 4,419 votes

    #11 - The Rye

    Season 7 Episode 11 - Aired 1/4/1996

    George's parents meet Susan's; Elaine fears her enthusiasm may have scared off the musician she's dating; Kramer drives a hansom cab, but feeds his steed bad fuel.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Carol Leifer

  • The Caddy
    8.6/10 3,767 votes

    #12 - The Caddy

    Season 7 Episode 12 - Aired 1/25/1996

    Kramer sues Elaine's friend for sinking his golf career; George's apparent work ethic impresses his bosses.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin

  • The Seven
    8.1/10 3,457 votes

    #13 - The Seven

    Season 7 Episode 13 - Aired 2/1/1996

    Kramer demands compensation from Elaine for his chiropractic effort; Jerry's flame always wears the same outfit.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer

  • The Cadillac (1)
    8.5/10 3,843 votes

    #14 - The Cadillac (1)

    Season 7 Episode 14 - Aired 2/8/1996

    George becomes obsessed with Marisa Tomei after he's told he's her type; Jerry gives his father a Cadillac.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld

  • The Cadillac (2)
    8.4/10 3,531 votes

    #15 - The Cadillac (2)

    Season 7 Episode 15 - Aired 2/8/1996

    George has a meeting with Marisa Tomei; the Cadillac Jerry buys his father sparks trouble for his dad.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld

  • The Shower Head
    8.1/10 3,496 votes

    #16 - The Shower Head

    Season 7 Episode 16 - Aired 2/15/1996

    Elaine fails a drug test--twice--and loses her job; Jerry talks about his Uncle Leo on "The Tonight Show."

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Peter Mehlman, Marjorie Gross

  • The Doll
    7.7/10 3,370 votes

    #17 - The Doll

    Season 7 Episode 17 - Aired 2/22/1996

    Susan's friend interferes with Jerry's planned jokes; Susan's doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a billiard room.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Tom Gammill, Max Pross

  • The Friars Club
    8.1/10 3,477 votes

    #18 - The Friars Club

    Season 7 Episode 18 - Aired 3/7/1996

    Elaine suspects a co-worker is faking a hearing impairment; Jerry makes a faux pas at the Friars Club after comic Pat Cooper sponsors him for membership.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: David Mandel

  • The Wig Master
    8.7/10 4,188 votes

    #19 - The Wig Master

    Season 7 Episode 19 - Aired 4/4/1996

    Jerry gets miffed when a salesman hits on Elaine while she's with him; George suspects hookers are conducting business in his parked car.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Spike Feresten

  • The Calzone
    8.6/10 4,115 votes

    #20 - The Calzone

    Season 7 Episode 20 - Aired 4/25/1996

    George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh from the dryer.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer

  • The Bottle Deposit (1)
    8.3/10 3,432 votes

    #21 - The Bottle Deposit (1)

    Season 7 Episode 21 - Aired 5/2/1996

    Jerry has an argument with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigan's recycling program; Elaine goes to an auction for her boss.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin

  • The Bottle Deposit (2)
    8.5/10 4,292 votes

    #22 - The Bottle Deposit (2)

    Season 7 Episode 22 - Aired 5/2/1996

    While driving a postal truck, Kramer and Newman spot Jerry's stolen car, containing Elaine's JFK golf clubs.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin

  • The Wait Out
    7.9/10 17 votes

    #23 - The Wait Out

    Season 7 Episode 23 - Aired 5/9/1996

    Jerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer can't remove his new jeans.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Peter Mehlman, Matt Selman

  • The Invitations
    8.1/10 18 votes

    #24 - The Invitations

    Season 7 Episode 24 - Aired 5/16/1996

    Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn't want Elaine in the wedding party.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Larry David