8.2/104,940 votes#1 - The Note
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 9/18/1991
Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Larry David
7.7/104,447 votes#2 - The Truth
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 9/25/1991
George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.
Director: David Steinberg
Writer: Elaine Pope
8.2/104,991 votes#3 - The Pen
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 10/2/1991
Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Larry David
7.1/104,824 votes#4 - The Dog
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 10/9/1991
Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Larry David
8.5/105,441 votes#5 - The Library
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 10/16/1991
A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.
Director: Joshua White
Writer: Larry Charles
8.7/105,936 votes#6 - The Parking Garage
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 10/30/1991
Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Larry David
8.3/104,655 votes#7 - The Cafe
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 11/6/1991
While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Tom Leopold
8.7/105,060 votes#8 - The Tape
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 11/13/1991
George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.
Director: David Steinberg
Writer: Larry David, Don McEnery
7.9/104,545 votes#9 - The Nose Job
Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 11/20/1991
Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Peter Mehlman
7.4/104,473 votes#10 - The Stranded
Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 11/27/1991
Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld
8.2/104,537 votes#11 - The Alternate Side
Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 12/4/1991
Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Larry David, Bill Masters
8.3/104,571 votes#12 - The Red Dot
Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 12/11/1991
An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Larry David
8.7/105,329 votes#13 - The Subway
Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 1/8/1992
A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Larry Charles
8.4/104,613 votes#14 - The Pez Dispenser
Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 1/15/1992
Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Larry David
7.5/104,176 votes#15 - The Suicide
Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 1/29/1992
A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Tom Leopold
8.4/104,627 votes#16 - The Fix-Up
Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 2/5/1992
Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Larry Charles, Elaine Pope
8.6/105,270 votes#17 - The Boyfriend (1)
Season 3 Episode 17 - Aired 2/12/1992
Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Larry David
8.9/105,912 votes#18 - The Boyfriend (2)
Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 2/12/1992
Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Larry David
7.9/104,186 votes#19 - The Limo
Season 3 Episode 19 - Aired 2/26/1992
Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Larry Charles
7.8/104,078 votes#20 - The Good Samaritan
Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 3/4/1992
Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.
Director: Jason Alexander
Writer: Peter Mehlman
8.2/104,333 votes#21 - The Letter
Season 3 Episode 21 - Aired 3/25/1992
Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Larry David
8.2/104,252 votes#22 - The Parking Space
Season 3 Episode 22 - Aired 4/22/1992
George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Larry David, Greg Daniels
7.9/1021 votes#23 - The Keys
Season 3 Episode 23 - Aired 5/6/1992
Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Larry Charles
The Best Episodes of Seinfeld Season 3
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A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in New York City in the '90s. It's a show...
Genre:Comedy
Network:NBC
Season 3 Ratings Summary
"The Note" is the best rated episode of "Seinfeld" season 3. It scored 8.2/10 based on 4940 votes. Directed by Tom Cherones and written by Larry David, it aired on 9/18/1991. This episode is rated 0.5 points higher than the second-best, "The Truth".