The Best Episodes of Seinfeld Season 3

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1. #1 Fan Favorite
   

   7.1/10(43 votes)

   #1 - The Note

   S3:E19/18/1991

   Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.

   Director:Tom Cherones

   Writer:Larry David

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   Director:Tom Cherones

   Writer:Larry David
2. 

   7.6/10(37 votes)

   #2 - The Truth

   S3:E29/25/1991

   George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.

   Director:David Steinberg

   Writer:Elaine Pope

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   Director:David Steinberg

   Writer:Elaine Pope
3. 

   7.7/10(38 votes)

   #3 - The Pen

   S3:E310/2/1991

   Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.

   Director:Tom Cherones

   Writer:Larry David

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   Director:Tom Cherones

   Writer:Larry David
4. 

   7.1/10(34 votes)

   #4 - The Dog

   S3:E410/9/1991

   Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.

   Director:Tom Cherones

   Writer:Larry David

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   Director:Tom Cherones

   Writer:Larry David
5. 

   8.2/10(38 votes)

   #5 - The Library

   S3:E510/16/1991

   A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.

   Director:Joshua White

   Writer:Larry Charles

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   Director:Joshua White

   Writer:Larry Charles
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   8.2/10(38 votes)

   #6 - The Parking Garage

   S3:E610/30/1991

   Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.

   Director:Tom Cherones

   Writer:Larry David

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   Director:Tom Cherones

   Writer:Larry David
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   7.7/10(36 votes)

   #7 - The Cafe

   S3:E711/6/1991

   While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.

   Director:Tom Cherones

   Writer:Tom Leopold

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   Director:Tom Cherones

   Writer:Tom Leopold
8. 

   8.4/10(35 votes)

   #8 - The Tape

   S3:E811/13/1991

   George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.

   Director:David Steinberg

   Writers:Don McEnery, Larry David

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   Director:David Steinberg

   Writers:Don McEnery, Larry David
9. 

   7.6/10(34 votes)

   #9 - The Nose Job

   S3:E911/20/1991

   Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.

   Director:Tom Cherones

   Writer:Peter Mehlman

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   Director:Tom Cherones

   Writer:Peter Mehlman
10. 

    7.5/10(32 votes)

    #10 - The Stranded

    S3:E1011/27/1991

    Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.

    Director:Tom Cherones

    Writers:Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld

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    Director:Tom Cherones

    Writers:Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld
11. 

    7.7/10(33 votes)

    #11 - The Alternate Side

    S3:E1112/4/1991

    Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.

    Director:Tom Cherones

    Writers:Bill Masters, Larry David

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    Director:Tom Cherones

    Writers:Bill Masters, Larry David
12. 

    7.9/10(36 votes)

    #12 - The Red Dot

    S3:E1212/11/1991

    An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.

    Director:Tom Cherones

    Writer:Larry David

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    Director:Tom Cherones

    Writer:Larry David
13. 

    7.8/10(42 votes)

    #13 - The Subway

    S3:E131/8/1992

    A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.

    Director:Tom Cherones

    Writer:Larry Charles

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    Writer:Larry Charles
14. 

    8.0/10(34 votes)

    #14 - The Pez Dispenser

    S3:E141/15/1992

    Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.

    Director:Tom Cherones

    Writer:Larry David

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    Writer:Larry David
15. 

    7.5/10(31 votes)

    #15 - The Suicide

    S3:E151/29/1992

    A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.

    Director:Tom Cherones

    Writer:Tom Leopold

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    Director:Tom Cherones

    Writer:Tom Leopold
16. 

    8.2/10(30 votes)

    #16 - The Fix-Up

    S3:E162/5/1992

    Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.

    Director:Tom Cherones

    Writers:Larry Charles, Elaine Pope

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    Director:Tom Cherones

    Writers:Larry Charles, Elaine Pope
17. 

    8.1/10(33 votes)

    #17 - The Boyfriend (1)

    S3:E172/12/1992

    Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.

    Director:Tom Cherones

    Writer:Larry David

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    Director:Tom Cherones

    Writer:Larry David
18. 

    7.5/10(10 votes)

    #18 - The Boyfriend (2)

    S3:E182/12/1992

    Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.

    Director:Tom Cherones

    Writer:Larry David

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    Writer:Larry David
19. 

    8.5/10(35 votes)

    #19 - The Limo

    S3:E192/26/1992

    Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.

    Director:Tom Cherones

    Writer:Larry Charles

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    Writer:Larry Charles
20. 

    7.4/10(31 votes)

    #20 - The Good Samaritan

    S3:E203/4/1992

    Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.

    Director:Jason Alexander

    Writer:Peter Mehlman

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    Director:Jason Alexander

    Writer:Peter Mehlman
21. 

    7.5/10(30 votes)

    #21 - The Letter

    S3:E213/25/1992

    Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.

    Director:Tom Cherones

    Writer:Larry David

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    Director:Tom Cherones

    Writer:Larry David
22. 

    7.8/10(31 votes)

    #22 - The Parking Space

    S3:E224/22/1992

    George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.

    Director:Tom Cherones

    Writers:Greg Daniels, Larry David

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    Director:Tom Cherones

    Writers:Greg Daniels, Larry David
23. 

    8.0/10(28 votes)

    #23 - The Keys

    S3:E235/6/1992

    Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.

    Director:Tom Cherones

    Writer:Larry Charles

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    Director:Tom Cherones

    Writer:Larry Charles