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The Best Episodes of Seinfeld Season 3

Every episode of Seinfeld Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Seinfeld Season 3!

The Best Episodes of Seinfeld Season 3

A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in New York City in the '90s. It's a show...

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  1. Background image for The Note
    8.2/10(5.1k votes)

    #1 - The Note

    S3:E1

    Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.

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    Director:Tom Cherones
  2. Background image for The Truth
    7.7/10(4.6k votes)

    #2 - The Truth

    S3:E2

    George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.

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  3. Background image for The Pen
    8.2/10(5.2k votes)

    #3 - The Pen

    S3:E3

    Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.

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    Director:Tom Cherones
  4. Background image for The Dog
    7.1/10(5.0k votes)

    #4 - The Dog

    S3:E4

    Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.

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    Director:Tom Cherones
  5. Background image for The Library
    8.5/10(5.6k votes)

    #5 - The Library

    S3:E5

    A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.

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    8.7/10(6.1k votes)

    #6 - The Parking Garage

    S3:E6

    Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.

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    Director:Tom Cherones
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  8. Background image for The Cafe
    8.3/10(4.8k votes)

    #7 - The Cafe

    S3:E7

    While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.

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    Director:Tom Cherones
  9. Background image for The Tape
    8.7/10(5.2k votes)

    #8 - The Tape

    S3:E8

    George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.

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  10. Background image for The Nose Job
    7.9/10(4.7k votes)

    #9 - The Nose Job

    S3:E9

    Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.

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    7.4/10(4.6k votes)

    #10 - The Stranded

    S3:E10

    Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.

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    8.2/10(4.7k votes)

    #11 - The Alternate Side

    S3:E11

    Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.

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    8.3/10(4.7k votes)

    #12 - The Red Dot

    S3:E12

    An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.

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    Director:Tom Cherones
  14. Background image for The Subway
    8.7/10(5.5k votes)

    #13 - The Subway

    S3:E13

    A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.

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    8.4/10(4.8k votes)

    #14 - The Pez Dispenser

    S3:E14

    Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.

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    Director:Tom Cherones
  16. Background image for The Suicide
    7.5/10(4.3k votes)

    #15 - The Suicide

    S3:E15

    A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.

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    Director:Tom Cherones
  17. Background image for The Fix-Up
    8.4/10(4.8k votes)

    #16 - The Fix-Up

    S3:E16

    Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.

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    8.6/10(5.4k votes)

    #17 - The Boyfriend (1)

    S3:E17

    Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.

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    Director:Tom Cherones
  19. Background image for The Boyfriend (2)
    8.9/10(6.1k votes)

    #18 - The Boyfriend (2)

    S3:E18

    Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.

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    Director:Tom Cherones
  20. Background image for The Limo
    7.9/10(4.3k votes)

    #19 - The Limo

    S3:E19

    Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.

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    7.8/10(4.2k votes)

    #20 - The Good Samaritan

    S3:E20

    Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.

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    8.2/10(4.5k votes)

    #21 - The Letter

    S3:E21

    Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.

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    Director:Tom Cherones
  23. Background image for The Parking Space
    8.2/10(4.4k votes)

    #22 - The Parking Space

    S3:E22

    George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.

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    8.0/10(24 votes)

    #23 - The Keys

    S3:E23

    Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"The Note" is the best rated episode of "Seinfeld" season 3. It scored 8.2/10 based on 5091 votes. Directed by Tom Cherones and written by Larry David, it aired on 9/18/1991. This episode is rated 0.5 points higher than the second-best, "The Truth".