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The Best Episodes of Seinfeld Season 3

Every episode of Seinfeld Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Seinfeld Season 3!

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 1 - The Note
    7.1/10(43 votes)

    #1 - The Note

    S3:E1

    Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.

    Director:Tom Cherones

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  2. Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 2 - The Truth
    7.6/10(37 votes)

    #2 - The Truth

    S3:E2

    George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.

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  3. Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 3 - The Pen
    7.7/10(38 votes)

    #3 - The Pen

    S3:E3

    Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.

    Director:Tom Cherones

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  4. Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 4 - The Dog
    7.1/10(34 votes)

    #4 - The Dog

    S3:E4

    Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.

    Director:Tom Cherones

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  5. Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 5 - The Library
    8.2/10(38 votes)

    #5 - The Library

    S3:E5

    A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.

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  6. Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 6 - The Parking Garage
    8.2/10(38 votes)

    #6 - The Parking Garage

    S3:E6

    Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.

    Director:Tom Cherones

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  8. Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 7 - The Cafe
    7.7/10(36 votes)

    #7 - The Cafe

    S3:E7

    While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.

    Director:Tom Cherones

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  9. Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 8 - The Tape
    8.4/10(35 votes)

    #8 - The Tape

    S3:E8

    George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.

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  10. Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 9 - The Nose Job
    7.6/10(34 votes)

    #9 - The Nose Job

    S3:E9

    Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.

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  11. Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 10 - The Stranded
    7.5/10(32 votes)

    #10 - The Stranded

    S3:E10

    Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.

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  12. Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 11 - The Alternate Side
    7.7/10(33 votes)

    #11 - The Alternate Side

    S3:E11

    Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.

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  13. Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 12 - The Red Dot
    7.9/10(36 votes)

    #12 - The Red Dot

    S3:E12

    An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.

    Director:Tom Cherones

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  14. Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 13 - The Subway
    7.8/10(42 votes)

    #13 - The Subway

    S3:E13

    A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.

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  15. Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 14 - The Pez Dispenser
    8.0/10(34 votes)

    #14 - The Pez Dispenser

    S3:E14

    Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.

    Director:Tom Cherones

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  16. Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 15 - The Suicide
    7.5/10(31 votes)

    #15 - The Suicide

    S3:E15

    A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.

    Director:Tom Cherones

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  17. Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 16 - The Fix-Up
    8.2/10(30 votes)

    #16 - The Fix-Up

    S3:E16

    Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.

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  18. Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 17 - The Boyfriend (1)
    8.1/10(33 votes)

    #17 - The Boyfriend (1)

    S3:E17

    Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.

    Director:Tom Cherones

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  19. Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 18 - The Boyfriend (2)
    7.5/10(10 votes)

    #18 - The Boyfriend (2)

    S3:E18

    Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.

    Director:Tom Cherones

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  20. Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 19 - The Limo
    8.5/10(35 votes)

    #19 - The Limo

    S3:E19

    Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.

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  21. Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 20 - The Good Samaritan
    7.4/10(31 votes)

    #20 - The Good Samaritan

    S3:E20

    Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.

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  22. Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 21 - The Letter
    7.5/10(30 votes)

    #21 - The Letter

    S3:E21

    Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.

    Director:Tom Cherones

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  23. Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 22 - The Parking Space
    7.8/10(31 votes)

    #22 - The Parking Space

    S3:E22

    George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.

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  24. Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 23 - The Keys
    8.0/10(28 votes)

    #23 - The Keys

    S3:E23

    Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"The Note" is the best rated episode of "Seinfeld" season 3. It scored 7.1/10 based on 43 votes. Directed by Tom Cherones and written by Larry David, it aired on 9/18/1991. This episode is rated 0.5 points higher than the second-best, "The Truth".