8.4/10216 votes#1 - Gairden
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 3/29/2003
The Neds have colonised the local park and Jack and Victor aren't happy about it. Winston decides to take matters into his own hands. Things aren't helped by the fact that their old pal Ronnie is in the loony bin, so they pose as his brothers to secure his release. But will they make it in time, and will auld Ronnie be up to the challenge of sanity?
Director: Colin Gilbert
Writer: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill
8.3/10220 votes#2 - Wummin'
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 4/5/2003
Winston, a lifetime expert at fiddling the DHSS, takes his game one step-up, in the form of pretty home-helper Mrs. Begg . Our boys are quickly smitten. But can Winston keep up the pretence for long? Meanwhile, Jack and Victor now got their newly-widowed friend, Bert Finlay, to worry about. He's not managing: he walks around town like a jakie and can't even boil an egg for himself. A situation horribly familiar to both the boys, they decide to make sure to do right by their old friend before it's too late.
Director: Colin Gilbert
Writer: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill
8.2/10201 votes#3 - Doactors
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 4/12/2003
Winston and Tam become love rivals over a gentle, lovely lady at the local library. But which one will win the fair lady's heart? Meanwhile, Jack and Victor are feeling depressed, and there's a new drug on trial at the health centre. They rehearse their scripts for when they get there to convince the doctor, but Jack's 'I'm depressed' face looks more like 'I'm constipated'.
Director: Colin Gilbert
Writer: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill
8.2/10197 votes#4 - Brief
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 4/19/2003
Jack and Victor club together to out-bid Manky Franky to win themselves Danny's old motor. But their new freedom comes at a price, and will Tam, at long last, finally get his come-uppance?
Director: Colin Gilbert
Writer: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill
7.9/10197 votes#5 - Tappin'
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 4/26/2003
Craiglang has never had it so good; everyone's suddenly come into money. There's rumours of a money-dealer newly arrived in Craiglang. Even Jack and Victor decide to get in on the action by buying stock market shares from Navid at the corner shop. Winston and Tam renew their feud with the local Neds, and decide the only way to solve things is to challenge them to a championship gold tournament: winner takes course!
Director: Colin Gilbert
Writer: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill
8.4/10206 votes#6 - Scran
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 5/3/2003
The workies on the new building site are generating a lot of money for Craiglang's local economy - all of it flowing into the dubious hands of Vince Gallagher the Clydeside poisoner! Winston has a plan to take things into his own hands. With a major boost of Navid's shop being free while he's away on holiday, a turf war begins. There can be only one winner.
Director: Colin Gilbert
Writer: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill
8.5/10213 votes#7 - Shooglies
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 5/10/2003
After an unusually expensive meal, Jack and Victor decide to take a literal trip down memory lane, when they visit a new exhibition in the city centre dedicated to the Glasgow of their childhood. They meet an old friend, Frank McCallum. But is he all that he appears to be?
Director: Colin Gilbert
Writer: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill
7.9/10198 votes#8 - Buntin'
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 5/17/2003
Navid finds Pete 'the Jakey', Craiglang's answer to Barny Gumball, has been letting himself go, lately. It seems he's been going through the shopkeeper's rubbish for food. Is it, in fact, a giant rat, or is Pete plumbing every further depths of scabbydom? But soon he's seen in The Clansman clean-shaven and wearing a brand new suit. Has someone died, or is Pete suddenly involved in top-secret affairs of the state?
Director: Colin Gilbert
Writer: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill
8.3/10208 votes#9 - Dug
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 5/24/2003
Isa's unwelcome husband returns once more. Jack and Victor have a major falling-out: Victor's son John is as distant and uncaring as ever, while Jack has warm tears in his eyes when his daughter Mary in Canada sends him a video tape of her and the weans. Things are compounded when Jack is invited to fly out to Canada to visit. Will Victor end up on the plane, or have our boys finally had enough of one another? And Winston agrees to pose as Isa's fiancé in order to ward off her husband - but how far is he willing to go to maintain the illusion?
Director: Colin Gilbert
Writer: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill
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Season 2 Ratings Summary
"Gairden" is the best rated episode of "Still Game" season 2. It scored 8.4/10 based on 216 votes. Directed by Colin Gilbert and written by Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill, it aired on 3/29/2003. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "Wummin'".