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The Best Episodes of Still Game Season 3

Every episode of Still Game Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Still Game Season 3!

Cult Scottish comedy about the lives of two OAP's (Old Age Pensioners) Jack and Victor and their views on how it used to be in...
Genre:Comedy

Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Hoaliday" is the best rated episode of "Still Game" season 3. It scored 8.4/10 based on 211 votes. Directed by Colin Gilbert and written by Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill, it aired on 5/7/2004. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "Swottin'".

  • Hoaliday
    8.4/10211 votes

    #1 - Hoaliday

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 5/7/2004

    Jack and Victor kick off series 3 in an opening episode that picks up where the last episode of series 2 left off - the boys are flying to Canada to visit Jack's family. The boys are having a time of it - with a belated dose of jetlag - and take in the marvels of Gutbusters, Niagra Falls, Ice Hockey and tacky souvenirs. Soon the time looms for them to come home - or is it? And, back in Craiglang, there's a new man in Isa's life...

    Director: Colin Gilbert

    Writer: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill

  • Swottin'
    8.6/10201 votes

    #2 - Swottin'

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 5/14/2004

    Jack and Vic feel their lives have become routine to the point of redundancy. Does salvation lie in Glasgow University's course in Medicial Proficiency, or will the lure of a 75p pint be too much? Meanwhile, Boaby's losing customers and can't get his hole in a barrel of fannies. Can a quiz night and a lovely new barmaid be the answer to both problems?

    Director: Colin Gilbert

    Writer: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill

  • Cairds
    8.7/10209 votes

    #3 - Cairds

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 5/21/2004

    Boaby bars Jack & Vic & Co. from the Clansman. Turning Osprey Heights into a mini Las Vegas, Tam wins Joe's motor-wheelchair. However, plans are afoot to win it back, while Winston's feud with the bookies reaches a hilarious climax...

    Director: Colin Gilbert

    Writer: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill

  • Big Yin
    8.6/10234 votes

    #4 - Big Yin

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 5/28/2004

    The Neds (hooligans) begin a reign of terror in Craigland. Jack and Victor contact an old friend to come to town and take matters in his giant-sized hands. If they can just keep him away from the Miduri... Meanwhile, Winston's taking up a valued place at the local supermarket and suddenly finds that Craiglang has become a fair model for Sing Sing...

    Director: Colin Gilbert

    Writer: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill

  • Oot
    8.2/10203 votes

    #5 - Oot

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 6/4/2004

    Archie (Sylvester McCoy), an old friend of J & V's, finally has to leave the place where he has been secluded for nearly half a century, never going outside. Now the council are knocking his place down, but are Jack and Victor the best guides to the new century? Winston is experimenting with turning his house into a cinema. Looks like the Towering Inferno's on at Osprey Heights...

    Director: Colin Gilbert

    Writer: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill

  • Aff
    8.1/10191 votes

    #6 - Aff

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 6/11/2004

    For once Winston's complaint to the social office is genuine, and now has a foot that can stun even the most heartless of people into abject silence. Meanwhile, Jack devises a scheme to finally get the attention of his estranged son in Johannesburg. But things go wrong when he actually turns up to see his 'sick' father. Will things come to a climax, or will father and son remain more distant than ever?

    Director: Colin Gilbert

    Writer: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill