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Cult Scottish comedy about the lives of two OAP's (Old Age Pensioners) Jack and Victor and their views on how it used to be in the old days and how bad it is now in

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Still Game Season 9 Episode 2 - Cat's Whiskers
    6.8/10(199 votes)

    #1 - Cat's Whiskers

    S9:E2

    Twilight Monthly magazine needs a new cover star and Victor is convinced he's the man for the job. Meanwhile, Winston battles with a neighbour to win a stray cat's affections.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Still Game Season 9 Episode 1 - Local Hero
    6.9/10(225 votes)

    #2 - Local Hero

    S9:E1

    Winston saves the day by thwarting a mugger and becomes an internet sensation. Meanwhile, Jack and Victor have one mix up too many and decide it's time to get mobile phones.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Still Game Season 7 Episode 4 - Small Change
    7.3/10(206 votes)

    #3 - Small Change

    S7:E4

    Navid and Boabby settle a dispute over whose job is the cushiest.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Still Game Season 8 Episode 3 - Balls Up
    7.4/10(225 votes)

    #4 - Balls Up

    S8:E3

    Jack and Victor gather a team for the walking football tournament. They absolutely must win, but will they be match-fit or have to employ other tactics?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Still Game Season 8 Episode 6 - The Fall Guy
    7.4/10(197 votes)

    #5 - The Fall Guy

    S8:E6

    Isa's pulse is set racing as a long-lost companion returns. Boabby attempts to learn to drive, and Methadone Mick enrols in a mysterious online course.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Still Game Season 8 Episode 5 - Pie
    7.5/10(188 votes)

    #6 - Pie

    S8:E5

    The future is here as Navid shows off his new scanner, Tam befriends an older woman and Jack and Victor must get their hands on the last steak pie in the butcher's shop.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Still Game Season 1 Episode 1 - Flittin
    7.6/10(345 votes)

    #7 - Flittin

    S1:E1

    Jack and Victor: together again, for the first time! The problem is Jack's having problems with his neighbours, and Victor's neighbour rolls over and joins the choir invisible. Will the DHSS listen to Robbie Burns, or will our heroes be kept apart? And as for What the Vicar saw...

    Director:Colin Gilbert
    Writers:Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill

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  8. Still Game Season 1 Episode 2 - Faimly
    7.7/10(283 votes)

    #8 - Faimly

    S1:E2

    Victor is awaiting a visit from his son John who now lives in Johannesburg. But when John leaves a message on Victor's answering machine, a crucial part of the message is inaudible due to background noise. Jack and Victor set out to discover what it says with help from their friend Shug who has an acute sense of hearing. Meanwhile, Winston gets injured in a fight with Peggy at the butchers over who gets the gigot chops.

    Director:Colin Gilbert
    Writers:Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill

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  9. Still Game Season 7 Episode 5 - Heavy Petting
    7.7/10(190 votes)

    #9 - Heavy Petting

    S7:E5

    Jack and Victor decide to become dog sitters and enlist the help of computer-savvy Isa to register them on the 'Pets Home From Home' website. Meanwhile Isa limbers up for the Craiglang Bake Off and locks whisks with local cake rival, Peggy. Utterly determined to beat the reigning baking champion, Isa strong-arms her pals into becoming reluctant cake-tasting guinea pigs.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Still Game Season 8 Episode 4 - South Africa
    7.7/10(202 votes)

    #10 - South Africa

    S8:E4

    Jack and Victor persuade Navid to lend them his caravan for one night only, but end up spending most of their precious time tracking down an unwanted guest.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Still Game Season 9 Episode 3 - Dead Leg, Part One
    7.7/10(181 votes)

    #11 - Dead Leg, Part One

    S9:E3

    Winston receives wounding news about his remaining leg. Meanwhile, Isa struggles with her new cleaning job at the undertaker's and Tam pushes his skinflintishness to new depths

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Still Game Season 9 Episode 4 - Dead Leg - Part Two
    7.7/10(182 votes)

    #12 - Dead Leg - Part Two

    S9:E4

    In the second of this double-bill, a trip to the cinema ends up creating a mystery for Jack and Victor and the gang. Meanwhile Boabby has discovered internet dating and encourages Winston to try it too

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Still Game Season 7 Episode 3 - Job
    7.8/10(218 votes)

    #13 - Job

    S7:E3

    Jack and Victor offer a helping hand to Methadone Mick.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Still Game Season 2 Episode 5 - Tappin'
    7.9/10(223 votes)

    #14 - Tappin'

    S2:E5

    Craiglang has never had it so good; everyone's suddenly come into money. There's rumours of a money-dealer newly arrived in Craiglang. Even Jack and Victor decide to get in on the action by buying stock market shares from Navid at the corner shop. Winston and Tam renew their feud with the local Neds, and decide the only way to solve things is to challenge them to a championship gold tournament: winner takes course!

    Director:Colin Gilbert
    Writers:Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill

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  15. Still Game Season 2 Episode 8 - Buntin'
    7.9/10(223 votes)

    #15 - Buntin'

    S2:E8

    Navid finds Pete 'the Jakey', Craiglang's answer to Barny Gumball, has been letting himself go, lately. It seems he's been going through the shopkeeper's rubbish for food. Is it, in fact, a giant rat, or is Pete plumbing every further depths of scabbydom? But soon he's seen in The Clansman clean-shaven and wearing a brand new suit. Has someone died, or is Pete suddenly involved in top-secret affairs of the state?

    Director:Colin Gilbert
    Writers:Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill

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  16. Still Game Season 5 Episode 5 - All The Best
    7.9/10(196 votes)

    #16 - All The Best

    S5:E5

    Winston's had enough of Craiglang and decides he wants to live beside the seaside. Jack and Victor become wedding chauffeurs for the day.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill

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  17. Still Game Season 6 Episode 6 - Recipe
    7.9/10(194 votes)

    #17 - Recipe

    S6:E6

    Jack and Victor discover Pete the Jakey was the inventor of The famous Beefy bake and seek recompense on his behalf. Tam and Frances are having marital problems. Who can offer counsel, Navid?

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill

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  18. Still Game Season 8 Episode 1 - Fly Fishing
    7.9/10(226 votes)

    #18 - Fly Fishing

    S8:E1

    Everyone is displaced as Winston needs a place to stay and the Clansman regulars are turfed out. Isa wants to know who is throwing her a surprise birthday party.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Still Game Season 1 Episode 5 - Waddin'
    8.0/10(246 votes)

    #19 - Waddin'

    S1:E5

    Navid is giving out invitations to what promises to be the wedding of the year in Craiglang. They're as rare and desired as Willy Wonka's golden tickets - so why don't Jack and Victor have one? And what are they to do when an old friend - and notorious tapper - 'dies', and the chance to slip back a few items presents itself?

    Director:Colin Gilbert
    Writers:Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill

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  20. Still Game Season 5 Episode 4 - Hard Nuts
    8.0/10(219 votes)

    #20 - Hard Nuts

    S5:E4

    The television crew which makes Blighty's Hardest Pubs drops by The Clansman and Bobby foolishly promises them all the action they can handle.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill

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  21. Still Game Season 7 Episode 1 - Gadgets
    8.0/10(263 votes)

    #21 - Gadgets

    S7:E1

    Craiglang's residents can't resist the temptation of the Futuroo catalogue. Meanwhile, Winston prepares for the arrival of his brother, Walter, and Jack needs help after having a long bath.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Still Game Season 8 Episode 2 - Grim Up North
    8.0/10(230 votes)

    #22 - Grim Up North

    S8:E2

    A creepy new undertaker moves into Craiglang. As Isa spreads gossip he's the grim reaper, the residents become spooked - but what is he really up to?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Still Game Season 4 Episode 1 - Kill Wullie
    8.1/10(216 votes)

    #23 - Kill Wullie

    S4:E1

    Jack and Victor aren't sure what to make of it when one of their pals takes up with a woman half his age.

    Director:Colin Gilbert
    Writers:Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill

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  24. Still Game Season 4 Episode 4 - Ring
    8.1/10(207 votes)

    #24 - Ring

    S4:E4

    Tam finally does the decent thing. He doesn't buy a pint; he decides to get married.

    Director:Colin Gilbert
    Writers:Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill

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  25. Still Game Season 5 Episode 6 - Saucy
    8.1/10(212 votes)

    #25 - Saucy

    S5:E6

    Jack and Victor decide to visit Winston in his new home at the seaside town of Finport - but find the local people are even stranger than those in Craiglang. Tam falls in love with his ex-sister-in-law, a former variety star even more careful with her money than he is.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Cat's Whiskers" is the worst rated episode of "Still Game". It scored 6.8/10 based on 199 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/28/2019. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Local Hero".