The Best Episodes of Suburgatory Season 2
Every episode of Suburgatory Season 2 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Suburgatory Season 2!
Single father George Altman is doing his best to raise his sixteen-year-old daughter Tessa in the big city. When he discovers a box of condoms in her bedroom, though, he decides the time has come to move her to a more wholesome and nurturing environment: the suburbs. But behind the beautiful homes and perfect lawns lurk the Franken-moms, spray tans, nose jobs, and Red Bull-guzzling teens who have nothing in common with Tessa. It’s a whole new world, one that makes George wonder if they haven’t jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire.
Season 2 Ratings Summary
The best episode of "Suburgatory" season 2 is "Homecoming", rated 7.1/10 from 190 user votes. It was directed by Ken Whittingham and written by N/A. "Homecoming" aired on 10/17/2012 and is rated 0.2 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "The Witch of East Chatswin".
7.1/10 190 votes#1 - Homecoming
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 10/17/2012
Tessa returns to Chatswin after spending summer with her grandmother; George finds Tessa's renewed interest in her mother threatening; Tessa signs up for the Fall Follies; Noah and Dallas compete for Carmen.
Director: Ken Whittingham
Writer: N/A
7.3/10 169 votes#2 - The Witch of East Chatswin
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 10/24/2012
When Tessa convinces Delia and her friends to think up feminist-inspired Halloween costumes, she attracts the attention of the Chatswin witch; Noah and George dress as each other; George misunderstands when Dallas asks him out.
Director: Alex Hardcastle
Writer: N/A
7.2/10 169 votes#3 - Ryan's Song
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 10/31/2012
Lisa agrees to help him with Tessa; Dallas invites her life coach along on her first date with George; Tessa baby-sits with Opus.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.1/10 165 votes#4 - Foam Finger
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 11/7/2012
When Dalia abandons her friends Kimantha, Kenzie and Kaitlyn to hang out with her father's fiancee, her former pals turn to Lisa and Tessa; George and Dallas take their relationship to the next level.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.6/10 166 votes#5 - The Wishbone
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 11/14/2012
Tessa decides to spend Thanksgiving in the city with her mom and grandmother; George hosts Thanksgiving dinner for Dallas.
Director: Uta Briesewitz
Writer: N/A
6.9/10 151 votes#6 - Friendship Fish
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 11/28/2012
George starts to feel comfortable in the suburbs after Dallas gives him a makeover; while Malik is away for a couple days, Lisa decides to spend every minute with Tessa.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.6/10 169 votes#7 - Krampus
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 12/5/2012
George assumes that Tessa will be thrilled to go on an excursion with her mother in New York, but Tessa finds herself missing Chatswin and her father; the Shay family is thrown into turmoil when Ryan finds out he was adopted.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.0/10 153 votes#8 - Black Thai
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 1/9/2013
When Dalia receives a new car after PSAT results are released, Tessa becomes obsessed with finding out Dalia's score; Jill and Noah ask Mr. Wolfe to tutor their baby.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.1/10 149 votes#9 - Junior Secretary's Day
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 1/16/2013
George has to manage Tessa's recovery after her wisdom teeth are removed and deal with Fred Shay, who has moved into their basement after a career setback; Dallas is insecure about her relationship with George.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.2/10 153 votes#10 - Chinese Chicken
Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 1/23/2013
George starts to feel stifled when Dallas' efforts to promote his business go overboard; Tessa learns what life is like as a football player's girlfriend.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.9/10 151 votes#11 - Yakult Leader
Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 1/30/2013
When Yakult feels depressed, Dallas asks Yoni (Wilmer Valderrama) for help; the Shays ask Tessa to set Lisa up on a date.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.0/10 144 votes#12 - Body Talk
Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 2/6/2013
Dallas learns that part of her property is in East Chatswin, meaning she gets kicked out of the country club and Dalia must attend a neighboring high school. Meanwhile, Tessa is tapped to produce a Chatswin High TV show called “Teen Talk,” but worries about her new responsibility when Ryan becomes the show’s host.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.0/10 137 votes#13 - Blowtox and Burlap
Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 2/13/2013
Tessa convinces Ryan to attend an art house movie with her on Valentine's Day; Sheila's mother, Gam Gam causes friction between Fred and Sheila; and when Dallas has a bad reaction to a cosmetic procedure, George has to enjoy an 18-course meal from renowned Chef Julio solo.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.8/10 136 votes#14 - T-Ball & Sympathy
Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 2/20/2013
Tessa begins dispensing romantic advice—whether people ask for it or not—though her attempt to help Mr. Wolfe doesn’t work out so well. Meanwhile, George helps Dallas coach a T-ball team; and Noah and Dallas still can’t see eye to eye.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.1/10 138 votes#15 - Leaving Chatswin
Season 2 Episode 15 - Aired 2/27/2013
George is deeply affected when Marty passes away; after learning that Ryan has been dishonest, Tessa considers the future of their relationship and her plans for college.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.7/10 139 votes#16 - How to Be a Baby
Season 2 Episode 16 - Aired 3/6/2013
Dalia tries to help Mr. Wolfe recover from his breakup with chef Alan; George and Dallas are caught in the crossfire when Noah becomes convinced that Carmen is the love of his life.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.7/10 142 votes#17 - Eat, Pray, Eat
Season 2 Episode 17 - Aired 3/20/2013
When Dallas fears she will never compare to Alex, George's ex, she seeks solace in Jill Werner -- and carbs; Tessa thinks she has lost her youthful vigor; Noah uncovers a secret about his psychiatrist.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.8/10 132 votes#18 - Brown Trembler
Season 2 Episode 18 - Aired 3/27/2013
After Noah's divorce, George offers him and Opus a place to stay until they get back on their feet; Dallas realizes that Dalia is a hoarder; Fred asks Tessa to help him land his dream job.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.3/10 136 votes#19 - Decemberfold
Season 2 Episode 19 - Aired 4/3/2013
George's newfound obsession with his body image alienates Dallas; Lisa figures out why Dalia is being nice to Tessa.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.1/10 128 votes#20 - Go, Gamblers!
Season 2 Episode 20 - Aired 4/10/2013
Tessa helps Ryan choose a college; George asks Dallas to move in with him; Sheila sells George's house.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.8/10 150 votes#21 - Apocalypse Meow
Season 2 Episode 21 - Aired 4/17/2013
Dallas helps George tell Tessa that he has sold their house; when Dalia tries to make Tessa miserable, Tessa seeks revenge.
Director: Ken Whittingham
Writer: N/A
7.8/10 158 votes#22 - Stray Dogs
Season 2 Episode 22 - Aired 4/17/2013
Sheila talks Mr. Wolfe into throwing a chastity ball at the high school; George buys Dallas her dream house.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A