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The Best Episodes of Suburgatory Season 2

Every episode of Suburgatory Season 2 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Suburgatory Season 2!

Single father George Altman is doing his best to raise his sixteen-year-old daughter Tessa in the big city. When he discovers a box of condoms...
Genre:Comedy
Network:ABC

Season 2 Ratings Summary

"Homecoming" is the best rated episode of "Suburgatory" season 2. It scored 7.1/10 based on 191 votes. Directed by Ken Whittingham and written by N/A, it aired on 10/17/2012. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "The Witch of East Chatswin".

  • Homecoming
    7.1/10191 votes

    #1 - Homecoming

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 10/17/2012

    Tessa returns to Chatswin after spending summer with her grandmother; George finds Tessa's renewed interest in her mother threatening; Tessa signs up for the Fall Follies; Noah and Dallas compete for Carmen.

    Director: Ken Whittingham

    Writer: N/A

  • The Witch of East Chatswin
    7.3/10170 votes

    #2 - The Witch of East Chatswin

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 10/24/2012

    When Tessa convinces Delia and her friends to think up feminist-inspired Halloween costumes, she attracts the attention of the Chatswin witch; Noah and George dress as each other; George misunderstands when Dallas asks him out.

    Director: Alex Hardcastle

    Writer: N/A

  • Ryan's Song
    7.2/10170 votes

    #3 - Ryan's Song

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 10/31/2012

    Lisa agrees to help him with Tessa; Dallas invites her life coach along on her first date with George; Tessa baby-sits with Opus.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Foam Finger
    7.1/10166 votes

    #4 - Foam Finger

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 11/7/2012

    When Dalia abandons her friends Kimantha, Kenzie and Kaitlyn to hang out with her father's fiancee, her former pals turn to Lisa and Tessa; George and Dallas take their relationship to the next level.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Wishbone
    7.6/10167 votes

    #5 - The Wishbone

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 11/14/2012

    Tessa decides to spend Thanksgiving in the city with her mom and grandmother; George hosts Thanksgiving dinner for Dallas.

    Director: Uta Briesewitz

    Writer: N/A

  • Friendship Fish
    6.9/10153 votes

    #6 - Friendship Fish

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 11/28/2012

    George starts to feel comfortable in the suburbs after Dallas gives him a makeover; while Malik is away for a couple days, Lisa decides to spend every minute with Tessa.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Krampus
    7.6/10171 votes

    #7 - Krampus

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 12/5/2012

    George assumes that Tessa will be thrilled to go on an excursion with her mother in New York, but Tessa finds herself missing Chatswin and her father; the Shay family is thrown into turmoil when Ryan finds out he was adopted.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Black Thai
    7.0/10155 votes

    #8 - Black Thai

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 1/9/2013

    When Dalia receives a new car after PSAT results are released, Tessa becomes obsessed with finding out Dalia's score; Jill and Noah ask Mr. Wolfe to tutor their baby.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Junior Secretary's Day
    7.1/10151 votes

    #9 - Junior Secretary's Day

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 1/16/2013

    George has to manage Tessa's recovery after her wisdom teeth are removed and deal with Fred Shay, who has moved into their basement after a career setback; Dallas is insecure about her relationship with George.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Chinese Chicken
    7.2/10155 votes

    #10 - Chinese Chicken

    Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 1/23/2013

    George starts to feel stifled when Dallas' efforts to promote his business go overboard; Tessa learns what life is like as a football player's girlfriend.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Yakult Leader
    6.9/10153 votes

    #11 - Yakult Leader

    Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 1/30/2013

    When Yakult feels depressed, Dallas asks Yoni (Wilmer Valderrama) for help; the Shays ask Tessa to set Lisa up on a date.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Body Talk
    7.0/10146 votes

    #12 - Body Talk

    Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 2/6/2013

    Dallas learns that part of her property is in East Chatswin, meaning she gets kicked out of the country club and Dalia must attend a neighboring high school. Meanwhile, Tessa is tapped to produce a Chatswin High TV show called “Teen Talk,” but worries about her new responsibility when Ryan becomes the show’s host.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Blowtox and Burlap
    7.0/10139 votes

    #13 - Blowtox and Burlap

    Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 2/13/2013

    Tessa convinces Ryan to attend an art house movie with her on Valentine's Day; Sheila's mother, Gam Gam causes friction between Fred and Sheila; and when Dallas has a bad reaction to a cosmetic procedure, George has to enjoy an 18-course meal from renowned Chef Julio solo.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • T-Ball & Sympathy
    6.8/10138 votes

    #14 - T-Ball & Sympathy

    Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 2/20/2013

    Tessa begins dispensing romantic advice—whether people ask for it or not—though her attempt to help Mr. Wolfe doesn’t work out so well. Meanwhile, George helps Dallas coach a T-ball team; and Noah and Dallas still can’t see eye to eye.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Leaving Chatswin
    7.1/10140 votes

    #15 - Leaving Chatswin

    Season 2 Episode 15 - Aired 2/27/2013

    George is deeply affected when Marty passes away; after learning that Ryan has been dishonest, Tessa considers the future of their relationship and her plans for college.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • How to Be a Baby
    6.7/10141 votes

    #16 - How to Be a Baby

    Season 2 Episode 16 - Aired 3/6/2013

    Dalia tries to help Mr. Wolfe recover from his breakup with chef Alan; George and Dallas are caught in the crossfire when Noah becomes convinced that Carmen is the love of his life.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Eat, Pray, Eat
    6.7/10144 votes

    #17 - Eat, Pray, Eat

    Season 2 Episode 17 - Aired 3/20/2013

    When Dallas fears she will never compare to Alex, George's ex, she seeks solace in Jill Werner -- and carbs; Tessa thinks she has lost her youthful vigor; Noah uncovers a secret about his psychiatrist.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Brown Trembler
    6.8/10134 votes

    #18 - Brown Trembler

    Season 2 Episode 18 - Aired 3/27/2013

    After Noah's divorce, George offers him and Opus a place to stay until they get back on their feet; Dallas realizes that Dalia is a hoarder; Fred asks Tessa to help him land his dream job.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Decemberfold
    7.3/10139 votes

    #19 - Decemberfold

    Season 2 Episode 19 - Aired 4/3/2013

    George's newfound obsession with his body image alienates Dallas; Lisa figures out why Dalia is being nice to Tessa.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Go, Gamblers!
    7.1/10130 votes

    #20 - Go, Gamblers!

    Season 2 Episode 20 - Aired 4/10/2013

    Tessa helps Ryan choose a college; George asks Dallas to move in with him; Sheila sells George's house.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Apocalypse Meow
    7.8/10152 votes

    #21 - Apocalypse Meow

    Season 2 Episode 21 - Aired 4/17/2013

    Dallas helps George tell Tessa that he has sold their house; when Dalia tries to make Tessa miserable, Tessa seeks revenge.

    Director: Ken Whittingham

    Writer: N/A

  • Stray Dogs
    7.8/10160 votes

    #22 - Stray Dogs

    Season 2 Episode 22 - Aired 4/17/2013

    Sheila talks Mr. Wolfe into throwing a chastity ball at the high school; George buys Dallas her dream house.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A