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The Worst Episodes of Suburgatory

Single father George Altman is doing his best to raise his sixteen-year-old daughter Tessa in the big city. When he discovers a box of condoms...

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  1. Background image for Open Door Policy
    3.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - Open Door Policy

    S3:E3

    When George lets himself go after the breakup, a worried Tessa calls on George's dad for help; Tessa learns Ryan will be bringing his new girlfriend home.

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  2. Background image for Stiiiiiiill Horny
    4.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - Stiiiiiiill Horny

    S3:E13

    When Tessa joins a knitting circle, the age of her new friends surprises George; George writes a song dedicated to his muse; Malik and Lisa bicker.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  3. Background image for Victor Ha
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - Victor Ha

    S3:E2

    Affected by empty-nest syndrome, Fred and Sheila take in a foster child; Tessa tries to disrupt George and Dalia's friendship.

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  4. Background image for The Birds and the Biederman
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - The Birds and the Biederman

    S3:E4

    When Dallas sees George at the dog park, she recruits Dalia to negotiate her territory in Chatswin, while Tessa has to represent George’s interests. Tessa notices that Lisa is spending a lot of time with Ryan’s girlfriend, June, and Fred is worried that Sheila is distancing herself.

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  5. Background image for Blame It on the Rain Stick
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #5 - Blame It on the Rain Stick

    S3:E5

    When Noah is released from a court mandated anger management program, George is shocked to find a docile Noah has replaced his former hot-headed friend. Shaken by the change, George decides to put the new Noah to the test. Meanwhile, Tessa ditches “senior tanning” and meets a cool new age band hanging out at the park. The free spirited music group isn’t exactly what they appear

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  6. Background image for No, You Can't Sit With Us
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #6 - No, You Can't Sit With Us

    S3:E10

    Tessa decides to mentor young social outcast in the Miss Chatswin pageant to make a statement; Victor goes missing while on a camping trip with George, Noah and Fred.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for Les Lucioles
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #7 - Les Lucioles

    S3:E12

    Tessa struggles with the budget while planning Lisa and Malik's wedding; June warns Tessa to stay away from Ryan; Malik turns to George when his family decides to boycott the wedding; Sheila gives Lisa advice.

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  9. Background image for The Chatterer
    6.3/10(6 votes)

    #8 - The Chatterer

    S1:E3

    When George joins the PTA, he becomes well-liked by all the moms, which has Shelia (Ana Gasteyer) feeling threatened. Meanwhile, Tessa joins the school newspaper and with some help, turns it into a tabloid-style paper.

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    Writer:Unknown
  10. Background image for Charity Case
    6.3/10(7 votes)

    #9 - Charity Case

    S1:E6

    Irritated by all the cafeteria waste at school, Tessa motivates the student body to get involved with giving back. Unfortunately their charity of choice involves helping residents of Florida improve their complexions. When Tessa introduces a homeless transsexual to the student body as part of a lesson, they decide that Tessa is really the person in need. Meanwhile George receives a large dental bill from Noah, which puts a strain on their relationship.

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    Writer:Adam Barr
  11. Background image for The Body
    6.5/10(6 votes)

    #10 - The Body

    S1:E14

    When Tessa realizes that she's failing gym class, she decides to run for student body president in hopes of changing Chatswin High's obsession with sports. During the election, Lisa steps in as Tessa's campaign manager against Kenzie and Kaitlyn. Meanwhile, Ryan is injured during a wrestling match and finds himself mourned by his family, and George takes Ryan under his wing and introduces him to people who have moved forward from setbacks.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  12. Background image for The Barbecue
    6.7/10(6 votes)

    #11 - The Barbecue

    S1:E2

    Surprised Tessa realizes she is attracted to her jock suburban neighbor; George feels pressured to throw the perfect barbecue.

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    6.7/10(6 votes)

    #12 - Poetic Injustice

    S1:E16

    When Fred and Sheila strike up a croquet match with Dallas and George, Fred misreads Sheila's interest in George. Fred tells George that Sheila is fantasizing about him and asks him to seduce her. Meanwhile Tessa desperately wants to impress the new poetry teacher, Ms. Evans, but she seems to prefer Dalia's prose.

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    Director:Unknown
  14. Background image for Independence Day
    6.7/10(6 votes)

    #13 - Independence Day

    S1:E17

    When George picks Tessa up late from school she decides to get a job working for Dallas in order to buy her own wheels. Meanwhile Dallas invites her sorority sisters to stay with her in order to celebrate the opening of her store, A Crystal Cup of Crystals; however her rival sorority sister, Tulsa, decides to crash the party.

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    Writer:Unknown
  15. Background image for Down Time
    6.7/10(6 votes)

    #14 - Down Time

    S1:E18

    When Dallas's divorce is finalized, George becomes concerned and includes her in a shopping trip with Noah to buy a new mattress. Meanwhile Dalia makes a breakthrough in therapy with her psychiatrist, Dr. Richard Rohl (James Lipton), Lisa and Malik try to set up Tessa, and Ryan takes Tessa on a date.

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    Writer:Unknown
  16. Background image for How to Be a Baby
    6.7/10(143 votes)

    #15 - How to Be a Baby

    S2:E16

    Dalia tries to help Mr. Wolfe recover from his breakup with chef Alan; George and Dallas are caught in the crossfire when Noah becomes convinced that Carmen is the love of his life.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  17. Background image for Eat, Pray, Eat
    6.7/10(145 votes)

    #16 - Eat, Pray, Eat

    S2:E17

    When Dallas fears she will never compare to Alex, George's ex, she seeks solace in Jill Werner -- and carbs; Tessa thinks she has lost her youthful vigor; Noah uncovers a secret about his psychiatrist.

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    Director:Unknown
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  18. Background image for Don't Call Me Shirley
    6.8/10(6 votes)

    #17 - Don't Call Me Shirley

    S1:E4

    When Shelia's Shirley Temple doll collection is stolen, Tessa can't help but be amused, until she faces the consequences. Meanwhile, afraid of being burglarized, Dallas and Dalia stay at the Altman's house.

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    Writer:Unknown
  19. Background image for Fire with Fire
    6.8/10(6 votes)

    #18 - Fire with Fire

    S1:E15

    When Jill turns to the newly single Dallas for inspiration and support, her marriage to Noah goes on the rocks. Meanwhile Dallas begins spending a lot of time with her hot younger boyfriend, Yoni, which causes tension with George, and Dalia befriends Lisa to get back at Tessa for dating Scott Strauss -- so Tessa decides to take action and recruits Kimantha to make Dalia jealous.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  20. Background image for Entering Eden
    6.8/10(6 votes)

    #19 - Entering Eden

    S1:E19

    George begins dating Eden (Alicia Silverstone), a woman he met at the town's farmer's market. Tessa helps Dalia find her missing dog.

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    Director:Gail Mancuso
    Writer:Unknown
  21. Background image for Hear No Evil
    6.8/10(6 votes)

    #20 - Hear No Evil

    S1:E20

    As George and Eden's relationship gets serious, he decides to introduce her to Tessa, who is preoccupied with her job at Crystal Cup of Crystals. Meanwhile, George and Noah make a deal regarding George's relationship boundaries with Eden, and Eden is overwhelmed by Sheila's meddling and the Werners' overprotective behavior.

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    Director:Peter Lauer
  22. Background image for T-Ball & Sympathy
    6.8/10(140 votes)

    #21 - T-Ball & Sympathy

    S2:E14

    Tessa begins dispensing romantic advice—whether people ask for it or not—though her attempt to help Mr. Wolfe doesn’t work out so well. Meanwhile, George helps Dallas coach a T-ball team; and Noah and Dallas still can’t see eye to eye.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  23. Background image for Brown Trembler
    6.8/10(136 votes)

    #22 - Brown Trembler

    S2:E18

    After Noah's divorce, George offers him and Opus a place to stay until they get back on their feet; Dallas realizes that Dalia is a hoarder; Fred asks Tessa to help him land his dream job.

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    Director:Unknown
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  24. Background image for No Me Gusta, Mami
    6.8/10(5 votes)

    #23 - No Me Gusta, Mami

    S3:E1

    George hopes to rebuild his relationship with Tessa; upset about George and Dallas' breakup, Dalia shuns her mother.

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  25. Background image for Friendship Fish
    6.9/10(156 votes)

    #24 - Friendship Fish

    S2:E6

    George starts to feel comfortable in the suburbs after Dallas gives him a makeover; while Malik is away for a couple days, Lisa decides to spend every minute with Tessa.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  26. Background image for Yakult Leader
    6.9/10(155 votes)

    #25 - Yakult Leader

    S2:E11

    When Yakult feels depressed, Dallas asks Yoni (Wilmer Valderrama) for help; the Shays ask Tessa to set Lisa up on a date.

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    Director:Unknown
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Worst Episodes Summary

"Open Door Policy" is the worst rated episode of "Suburgatory". It scored 3/10 based on 1 votes. Directed by Ken Whittingham and written by Patricia Breen, it aired on 1/29/2014. This episode scored 1.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Stiiiiiiill Horny".