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The Best Episodes of Suburgatory Season 3

Every episode of Suburgatory Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Suburgatory Season 3!

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Single father George Altman is doing his best to raise his sixteen-year-old daughter Tessa in the big city. When he discovers a box of condoms in her bedroom, though, he decides the time has come

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Suburgatory Season 3 Episode 1 - No Me Gusta, Mami
    6.9/10(156 votes)

    #1 - No Me Gusta, Mami

    S3:E1

    George hopes to rebuild his relationship with Tessa; upset about George and Dallas' breakup, Dalia shuns her mother.

    Director:Ken Whittingham
    Writer:Emily Kapnek

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  2. Suburgatory Season 3 Episode 2 - Victor Ha
    7.2/10(133 votes)

    #2 - Victor Ha

    S3:E2

    Affected by empty-nest syndrome, Fred and Sheila take in a foster child; Tessa tries to disrupt George and Dalia's friendship.

    Director:Amy Heckerling
    Writer:Andrew Guest

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  3. Suburgatory Season 3 Episode 3 - Open Door Policy
    7.2/10(134 votes)

    #3 - Open Door Policy

    S3:E3

    When George lets himself go after the breakup, a worried Tessa calls on George's dad for help; Tessa learns Ryan will be bringing his new girlfriend home.

    Director:Ken Whittingham
    Writer:Patricia Breen

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  4. Suburgatory Season 3 Episode 4 - The Birds and the Biederman
    7.2/10(131 votes)

    #4 - The Birds and the Biederman

    S3:E4

    When Dallas sees George at the dog park, she recruits Dalia to negotiate her territory in Chatswin, while Tessa has to represent George’s interests. Tessa notices that Lisa is spending a lot of time with Ryan’s girlfriend, June, and Fred is worried that Sheila is distancing herself.

    Director:Claire Scanlon
    Writer:Brian Rubenstein

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  5. Suburgatory Season 3 Episode 5 - Blame It on the Rain Stick
    7.1/10(130 votes)

    #5 - Blame It on the Rain Stick

    S3:E5

    When Noah is released from a court mandated anger management program, George is shocked to find a docile Noah has replaced his former hot-headed friend. Shaken by the change, George decides to put the new Noah to the test. Meanwhile, Tessa ditches “senior tanning” and meets a cool new age band hanging out at the park. The free spirited music group isn’t exactly what they appear

    Director:Stuart McDonald
    Writer:Brian Chamberlayne

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  6. Suburgatory Season 3 Episode 6 - About a Boy-Yoi-Yoing
    7.2/10(123 votes)

    #6 - About a Boy-Yoi-Yoing

    S3:E6

    When George becomes enamored with Chatswin’s latest hotspot…a juice bar, Tessa reminds him of their pact to not get sucked into Chatswin culture. This inspires George and Fred to take a trip to New York, which doesn’t turn out the way George had planned. Meanwhile, Tessa is pressured into attending Evan’s birthday party and reveals what she really thinks of him.

    Director:Rodman Flender
    Writer:Annie Weisman

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  7. Suburgatory Season 3 Episode 7 - I'm Just Not That Into Me
    7.3/10(123 votes)

    #7 - I'm Just Not That Into Me

    S3:E7

    When Tessa drags Malik and Lisa to a college party, she meets a male version of herself and becomes enamored. They see eye-to-eye on everything and it's almost the perfect relationship. Meanwhile, Dallas enlists a matchmaker to set her and Dalia up, but the matchmaker convinces Dallas to date herself and she decides to get back to basics with a new look.

    Director:Claire Scanlon
    Writer:Andrew Guest

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  8. Suburgatory Season 3 Episode 8 - Catch and Release
    7.9/10(161 votes)

    #8 - Catch and Release

    S3:E8

    When Lisa decides to propose to Malik, Tessa isn’t sure how to support her friend and turns to George for advice. After Lisa’s proposal doesn’t go as planned, Tessa steps up and is inspired to fight for Ryan. Meanwhile, George believes his girlfriend Nora might be rude to her employees

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Suburgatory Season 3 Episode 9 - The Ballad of Piggy Duckworth
    7.5/10(133 votes)

    #9 - The Ballad of Piggy Duckworth

    S3:E9

    When Dallas’s mother passes away, she recruits Tessa to take a trip to the South with her to attend the funeral. During the trip, Dallas confronts her rivalry with her sister and her feelings toward her mother. Meanwhile, George, Noah and Fred go on a grouper that results in a stalker for Fred

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Suburgatory Season 3 Episode 10 - No, You Can't Sit With Us
    6.8/10(123 votes)

    #10 - No, You Can't Sit With Us

    S3:E10

    Tessa decides to mentor young social outcast in the Miss Chatswin pageant to make a statement; Victor goes missing while on a camping trip with George, Noah and Fred.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Suburgatory Season 3 Episode 11 - Dalia Nicole Smith
    7.3/10(122 votes)

    #11 - Dalia Nicole Smith

    S3:E11

    When Dalia is rejected from the only college she applied to, Dallas is determined to help her daughter find her calling; George and Tessa go on a double date.

    Director:Tricia Brock
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Suburgatory Season 3 Episode 12 - Les Lucioles
    7.8/10(131 votes)

    #12 - Les Lucioles

    S3:E12

    Tessa struggles with the budget while planning Lisa and Malik's wedding; June warns Tessa to stay away from Ryan; Malik turns to George when his family decides to boycott the wedding; Sheila gives Lisa advice.

    Director:Alex Hardcastle
    Writer:Emily Kapnek

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  13. Suburgatory Season 3 Episode 13 - Stiiiiiiill Horny
    7.8/10(177 votes)

    #13 - Stiiiiiiill Horny

    S3:E13

    When Tessa joins a knitting circle, the age of her new friends surprises George; George writes a song dedicated to his muse; Malik and Lisa bicker.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"No Me Gusta, Mami" is the best rated episode of "Suburgatory" season 3. It scored 6.9/10 based on 156 votes. Directed by Ken Whittingham and written by Emily Kapnek, it aired on 1/15/2014. This episode is rated 0.3 points higher than the second-best, "Victor Ha".