7.0/10147 votes#1 - No Me Gusta, Mami
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 1/15/2014
George hopes to rebuild his relationship with Tessa; upset about George and Dallas' breakup, Dalia shuns her mother.
Director: Ken Whittingham
Writer: Emily Kapnek
7.2/10125 votes#2 - Victor Ha
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 1/22/2014
Affected by empty-nest syndrome, Fred and Sheila take in a foster child; Tessa tries to disrupt George and Dalia's friendship.
Director: Amy Heckerling
Writer: Andrew Guest
7.1/10126 votes#3 - Open Door Policy
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 1/29/2014
When George lets himself go after the breakup, a worried Tessa calls on George's dad for help; Tessa learns Ryan will be bringing his new girlfriend home.
Director: Ken Whittingham
Writer: Patricia Breen
7.2/10124 votes#4 - The Birds and the Biederman
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 2/5/2014
When Dallas sees George at the dog park, she recruits Dalia to negotiate her territory in Chatswin, while Tessa has to represent George’s interests. Tessa notices that Lisa is spending a lot of time with Ryan’s girlfriend, June, and Fred is worried that Sheila is distancing herself.
Director: Claire Scanlon
Writer: Brian Rubenstein
7.1/10122 votes#5 - Blame It on the Rain Stick
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 2/26/2014
When Noah is released from a court mandated anger management program, George is shocked to find a docile Noah has replaced his former hot-headed friend. Shaken by the change, George decides to put the new Noah to the test. Meanwhile, Tessa ditches “senior tanning” and meets a cool new age band hanging out at the park. The free spirited music group isn’t exactly what they appear
Director: Stuart McDonald
Writer: Brian Chamberlayne
7.1/10115 votes#6 - About a Boy-Yoi-Yoing
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 3/5/2014
When George becomes enamored with Chatswin’s latest hotspot…a juice bar, Tessa reminds him of their pact to not get sucked into Chatswin culture. This inspires George and Fred to take a trip to New York, which doesn’t turn out the way George had planned. Meanwhile, Tessa is pressured into attending Evan’s birthday party and reveals what she really thinks of him.
Director: Rodman Flender
Writer: Annie Weisman
7.2/10115 votes#7 - I'm Just Not That Into Me
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 3/12/2014
When Tessa drags Malik and Lisa to a college party, she meets a male version of herself and becomes enamored. They see eye-to-eye on everything and it's almost the perfect relationship. Meanwhile, Dallas enlists a matchmaker to set her and Dalia up, but the matchmaker convinces Dallas to date herself and she decides to get back to basics with a new look.
Director: Claire Scanlon
Writer: Andrew Guest
7.9/10152 votes#8 - Catch and Release
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 3/26/2014
When Lisa decides to propose to Malik, Tessa isn’t sure how to support her friend and turns to George for advice. After Lisa’s proposal doesn’t go as planned, Tessa steps up and is inspired to fight for Ryan. Meanwhile, George believes his girlfriend Nora might be rude to her employees
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.5/10124 votes#9 - The Ballad of Piggy Duckworth
Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 4/2/2014
When Dallas’s mother passes away, she recruits Tessa to take a trip to the South with her to attend the funeral. During the trip, Dallas confronts her rivalry with her sister and her feelings toward her mother. Meanwhile, George, Noah and Fred go on a grouper that results in a stalker for Fred
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.9/10115 votes#10 - No, You Can't Sit With Us
Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 4/23/2014
Tessa decides to mentor young social outcast in the Miss Chatswin pageant to make a statement; Victor goes missing while on a camping trip with George, Noah and Fred.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.2/10114 votes#11 - Dalia Nicole Smith
Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 4/30/2014
When Dalia is rejected from the only college she applied to, Dallas is determined to help her daughter find her calling; George and Tessa go on a double date.
Director: Tricia Brock
Writer: N/A
7.7/10123 votes#12 - Les Lucioles
Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 5/7/2014
Tessa struggles with the budget while planning Lisa and Malik's wedding; June warns Tessa to stay away from Ryan; Malik turns to George when his family decides to boycott the wedding; Sheila gives Lisa advice.
Director: Alex Hardcastle
Writer: Emily Kapnek
7.8/10168 votes#13 - Stiiiiiiill Horny
Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 5/14/2014
When Tessa joins a knitting circle, the age of her new friends surprises George; George writes a song dedicated to his muse; Malik and Lisa bicker.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
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Single father George Altman is doing his best to raise his sixteen-year-old daughter Tessa in the big city. When he discovers a box of condoms...
Genre:Comedy
Network:ABC
Season 3 Ratings Summary
"No Me Gusta, Mami" is the best rated episode of "Suburgatory" season 3. It scored 7/10 based on 147 votes. Directed by Ken Whittingham and written by Emily Kapnek, it aired on 1/15/2014. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "Victor Ha".