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The Best Episodes of Svetlana Season 1

Every episode of Svetlana Season 1 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Svetlana Season 1!

Svetlana is a comedy series starring Israeli-American comedienne Iris Bahr. It premiered on HDNet on May 27, 2010 and comprises two seasons.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Svetlana Season 1 Episode 1 - Yellowcake
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    #1 - Yellowcake

    S1:E1

    After a client (former Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad) leaves behind a briefcase full of uranium powder known as yellowcake, Svetlana must decide on the best way to get rid of it.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Svetlana Season 1 Episode 2 - Gumption
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    #2 - Gumption

    S1:E2

    Svetlana scrambles to interview and hire a new driver when her regular chauffeur quits.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Svetlana Season 1 Episode 3 - Wish Fulfillment
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    #3 - Wish Fulfillment

    S1:E3

    When Natasha expresses a desire to sleep with a black man, Svetlana attempts to lure one—with the help of some creative derriere augmentation.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Svetlana Season 1 Episode 4 - Recession Special
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    #4 - Recession Special

    S1:E4

    The Saint Petersburg House of Discreet Pleasure drops prices to attract recession-crippled customers—a move that yields unexpected turmoil.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Svetlana Season 1 Episode 5 - Sex Faces
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    #5 - Sex Faces

    S1:E5

    Vlad applies for a job at an engineering laboratory, despite having a mostly hypothetical resumé. Meanwhile, Svetlana explores the benefits of botox injections.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Svetlana Season 1 Episode 6 - Ointment
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    #6 - Ointment

    S1:E6

    Svetlana tries to avoid deportation after Steve annuls their marriage. Meanwhile, the family sets up shop in an occupied house.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Svetlana Season 1 Episode 7 - You're Svencome
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    #7 - You're Svencome

    S1:E7

    The current resident of the house that the family has fashioned into a brothel isn't thrilled about his unwanted boarders, so Svetlana hatches a plan to extend their stay.

    Director:Josh Greenbaum
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Svetlana Season 1 Episode 8 - Crystal Methdown
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    #8 - Crystal Methdown

    S1:E8

    Vlad struggles with going to his first day at work while Svetlana supports Natasha's audition for a movie role. When an American girl wants to join the brothel as a prostitute Natasha must compete in a "Funtastic Fuckdown" contest.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Svetlana Season 1 Episode 9 - Good Friggin Shabbes
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    #9 - Good Friggin Shabbes

    S1:E9

    Svetlana's son Boris has been expelled from five schools due to misconduct so far. To avoid him being put into foster care, she desperately tries to get him into a Yeshiva school by pretending to be Jewish. Meanwhile, Marina's feelings for a Lesbian named Liam come to light, when she feels rejected and seeks revenge.

    Director:Josh Greenbaum
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Svetlana Season 1 Episode 10 - Eco-Shlong
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    #10 - Eco-Shlong

    S1:E10

    Svetlana receives a call from Michelle Obama personally asking her to make her business more energy conscious. The enterprising Svetlana decides that her brothel, St. Petersburg House of Discreet Pleasure, will invent an ecologically friendly dildo and humor ensues.

    Director:Josh Greenbaum
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Svetlana Season 1 Episode 11 - Throw Mama Back on the Plane
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    #11 - Throw Mama Back on the Plane

    S1:E11

    Svetlana's aging mother pays a surprise visit from the old country with a seemingly impossible request.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Svetlana Season 1 Episode 12 - Snatchengil for the Stars
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    #12 - Snatchengil for the Stars

    S1:E12

    Svetlana becomes extremely jealous when she observes Vlad dancing with an attractive female acquaintance at her class. Meanwhile, Eddie resorts to drastic measures when Svetlana's old chauffeur asks for his job back.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 1 Ratings Summary

"Yellowcake" is the best rated episode of "Svetlana" season 1. It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 5/27/2010. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "Gumption".