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The Best Episodes of Svetlana

Every episode of Svetlana ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Svetlana!

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Svetlana is a comedy series starring Israeli-American comedienne Iris Bahr. It premiered on HDNet on May 27, 2010 and comprises two seasons.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Svetlana Season 2 Episode 2 - Narnia
    6.3/10(7 votes)

    #1 - Narnia

    S2:E2

    After Eddie frames Svetlana for Phil's murder, she faces "five to life" in prison—and has trouble readjusting to civilian life after she's paroled. (Note: This episode ends with a music video entitled "Hos Before Bros," featuring music by Keith Atkins and lyrics by Kyle Perzanoski.)

    Director:Unknown
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  2. Svetlana Season 1 Episode 1 - Yellowcake
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #2 - Yellowcake

    S1:E1

    After a client (former Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad) leaves behind a briefcase full of uranium powder known as yellowcake, Svetlana must decide on the best way to get rid of it.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Svetlana Season 1 Episode 2 - Gumption
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #3 - Gumption

    S1:E2

    Svetlana scrambles to interview and hire a new driver when her regular chauffeur quits.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Svetlana Season 1 Episode 3 - Wish Fulfillment
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    #4 - Wish Fulfillment

    S1:E3

    When Natasha expresses a desire to sleep with a black man, Svetlana attempts to lure one—with the help of some creative derriere augmentation.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Svetlana Season 1 Episode 4 - Recession Special
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    #5 - Recession Special

    S1:E4

    The Saint Petersburg House of Discreet Pleasure drops prices to attract recession-crippled customers—a move that yields unexpected turmoil.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Svetlana Season 1 Episode 5 - Sex Faces
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    #6 - Sex Faces

    S1:E5

    Vlad applies for a job at an engineering laboratory, despite having a mostly hypothetical resumé. Meanwhile, Svetlana explores the benefits of botox injections.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Svetlana Season 1 Episode 6 - Ointment
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    #7 - Ointment

    S1:E6

    Svetlana tries to avoid deportation after Steve annuls their marriage. Meanwhile, the family sets up shop in an occupied house.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Svetlana Season 1 Episode 7 - You're Svencome
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #8 - You're Svencome

    S1:E7

    The current resident of the house that the family has fashioned into a brothel isn't thrilled about his unwanted boarders, so Svetlana hatches a plan to extend their stay.

    Director:Josh Greenbaum
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Svetlana Season 1 Episode 8 - Crystal Methdown
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #9 - Crystal Methdown

    S1:E8

    Vlad struggles with going to his first day at work while Svetlana supports Natasha's audition for a movie role. When an American girl wants to join the brothel as a prostitute Natasha must compete in a "Funtastic Fuckdown" contest.

    Director:Unknown
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  10. Svetlana Season 1 Episode 9 - Good Friggin Shabbes
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #10 - Good Friggin Shabbes

    S1:E9

    Svetlana's son Boris has been expelled from five schools due to misconduct so far. To avoid him being put into foster care, she desperately tries to get him into a Yeshiva school by pretending to be Jewish. Meanwhile, Marina's feelings for a Lesbian named Liam come to light, when she feels rejected and seeks revenge.

    Director:Josh Greenbaum
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Svetlana Season 1 Episode 10 - Eco-Shlong
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #11 - Eco-Shlong

    S1:E10

    Svetlana receives a call from Michelle Obama personally asking her to make her business more energy conscious. The enterprising Svetlana decides that her brothel, St. Petersburg House of Discreet Pleasure, will invent an ecologically friendly dildo and humor ensues.

    Director:Josh Greenbaum
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Svetlana Season 1 Episode 11 - Throw Mama Back on the Plane
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #12 - Throw Mama Back on the Plane

    S1:E11

    Svetlana's aging mother pays a surprise visit from the old country with a seemingly impossible request.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Svetlana Season 1 Episode 12 - Snatchengil for the Stars
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #13 - Snatchengil for the Stars

    S1:E12

    Svetlana becomes extremely jealous when she observes Vlad dancing with an attractive female acquaintance at her class. Meanwhile, Eddie resorts to drastic measures when Svetlana's old chauffeur asks for his job back.

    Director:Unknown
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  14. Svetlana Season 2 Episode 1 - Me Love You Decent Amount of Time
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #14 - Me Love You Decent Amount of Time

    S2:E1

    An Asian brothel opens in the immediate neighborhood and draws many of Svetlana's clients away. While Svetlana fights back, her gay friend Jared investigates Vlad to determine his true sexual orientation.

    Director:Unknown
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  15. Svetlana Season 2 Episode 3 - Water-Board Certified
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    #15 - Water-Board Certified

    S2:E3

    Vlad is abducted by government officials and waterboarded while Svetlana tries to get rid of a negligible amount of belly weight gain.

    Director:Unknown
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  16. Svetlana Season 2 Episode 4 - Amerimorphation
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #16 - Amerimorphation

    S2:E4

    Svetlana pretends to be an all-American in order to become part of a documentary on American entrepreneurs.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Svetlana Season 2 Episode 5 - Corkage Fee
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #17 - Corkage Fee

    S2:E5

    Svetlana turns to a plastic surgeon after her previous breast augmentation suffers a rupture. Meanwhile, Vlad makes a disastrous attempt at male prostitution. (Note: This episode features Iris Bahr in a secondary role as Sandy, a snide receptionist.)

    Director:Unknown
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  18. Svetlana Season 2 Episode 6 - Mom! Dad!
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #18 - Mom! Dad!

    S2:E6

    Liam's disapproving parents threaten to ruin her wedding to Marina, which Svetlana is busy trying to organize.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. Svetlana Season 2 Episode 7 - Milking It
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #19 - Milking It

    S2:E7

    When Natasha expresses a desire to adopt a baby, Svetlana calls in a favor and arranges to have a Haitian infant delivered to the house. However, when Tomas arrives, he isn't exactly what Svetlana was anticipating.

    Director:Unknown
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  20. Svetlana Season 2 Episode 8 - Outta Here Like Vladimir: Part 1 "Cookies and Cream"
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    #20 - Outta Here Like Vladimir: Part 1 "Cookies and Cream"

    S2:E8

    While taking out the trash, Vlad meets a pretty neighbor, Phoebe (Wendi McLendon-Covey), and immediately dumps Svetlana for her.

    Director:Unknown
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  21. Svetlana Season 2 Episode 9 - Outta Here Like Vladimir: Part II "URF"
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    #21 - Outta Here Like Vladimir: Part II "URF"

    S2:E9

    Svetlana, in despair, marries Vivek, an Indian man, and is trying everything to become a good housewife. Meanwhile, Vlad finds it harder and harder to cope with his new girlfriend's nymphomaniacal tendencies.

    Director:Unknown
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  22. Svetlana Season 2 Episode 10 - Yearning for Zionism
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #22 - Yearning for Zionism

    S2:E10

    Svetlana tries to prevent Vlad from pimping Natasha on the streets in the middle of the night—and ends up brainwashed by a religious cult.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Svetlana Season 2 Episode 11 - Bringing Up Baby
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #23 - Bringing Up Baby

    S2:E11

    When Marina and Liam announce their desire for a baby, Svetlana goes looking for a suitable sperm donor.

    Director:Unknown
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  24. Svetlana Season 2 Episode 12 - Look It!
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #24 - Look It!

    S2:E12

    An exterminator contaminates the brothel with poison spray and the family goes on their first ever camping trip to get fresh air.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Narnia" is the best rated episode of "Svetlana". It scored 6.3/10 based on 7 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 5/4/2011. This episode scored 6.3 points higher than the second highest rated, "Yellowcake".