NaN/100 votes#1 - Me Love You Decent Amount of Time
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 4/27/2011
An Asian brothel opens in the immediate neighborhood and draws many of Svetlana's clients away. While Svetlana fights back, her gay friend Jared investigates Vlad to determine his true sexual orientation.
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- 6.3/107 votes
#2 - Narnia
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 5/4/2011
After Eddie frames Svetlana for Phil's murder, she faces "five to life" in prison—and has trouble readjusting to civilian life after she's paroled. (Note: This episode ends with a music video entitled "Hos Before Bros," featuring music by Keith Atkins and lyrics by Kyle Perzanoski.)
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- NaN/100 votes
#3 - Water-Board Certified
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 5/11/2011
Vlad is abducted by government officials and waterboarded while Svetlana tries to get rid of a negligible amount of belly weight gain.
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- NaN/100 votes
#4 - Amerimorphation
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 5/18/2011
Svetlana pretends to be an all-American in order to become part of a documentary on American entrepreneurs.
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- NaN/100 votes
#5 - Corkage Fee
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 5/25/2011
Svetlana turns to a plastic surgeon after her previous breast augmentation suffers a rupture. Meanwhile, Vlad makes a disastrous attempt at male prostitution. (Note: This episode features Iris Bahr in a secondary role as Sandy, a snide receptionist.)
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- NaN/100 votes
#6 - Mom! Dad!
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 6/1/2011
Liam's disapproving parents threaten to ruin her wedding to Marina, which Svetlana is busy trying to organize.
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- NaN/100 votes
#7 - Milking It
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 6/8/2011
When Natasha expresses a desire to adopt a baby, Svetlana calls in a favor and arranges to have a Haitian infant delivered to the house. However, when Tomas arrives, he isn't exactly what Svetlana was anticipating.
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- NaN/100 votes
#8 - Outta Here Like Vladimir: Part 1 "Cookies and Cream"
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 6/15/2011
While taking out the trash, Vlad meets a pretty neighbor, Phoebe (Wendi McLendon-Covey), and immediately dumps Svetlana for her.
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- NaN/100 votes
#9 - Outta Here Like Vladimir: Part II "URF"
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 6/22/2011
Svetlana, in despair, marries Vivek, an Indian man, and is trying everything to become a good housewife. Meanwhile, Vlad finds it harder and harder to cope with his new girlfriend's nymphomaniacal tendencies.
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- NaN/100 votes
#10 - Yearning for Zionism
Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 6/29/2011
Svetlana tries to prevent Vlad from pimping Natasha on the streets in the middle of the night—and ends up brainwashed by a religious cult.
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- NaN/100 votes
#11 - Bringing Up Baby
Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 7/6/2011
When Marina and Liam announce their desire for a baby, Svetlana goes looking for a suitable sperm donor.
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- NaN/100 votes
#12 - Look It!
Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 7/13/2011
An exterminator contaminates the brothel with poison spray and the family goes on their first ever camping trip to get fresh air.
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The Best Episodes of Svetlana Season 2
Every episode of Svetlana Season 2 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Svetlana Season 2!
Svetlana is a comedy series starring Israeli-American comedienne Iris Bahr. It premiered on HDNet on May 27, 2010 and comprises two seasons.
Genre:Comedy
Network:HDNet
Season 2 Ratings Summary
"Me Love You Decent Amount of Time" is the best rated episode of "Svetlana" season 2. It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 4/27/2011. This episode is rated NaN points higher than the second-best, "Narnia".