7.3/10447 votes#1 - The Sick Boy and the Sitter
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 10/3/1961
Alan Brady is throwing a party at his penthouse for a few of the network executives and he wants the writing staff to attend. Unfortunately for Rob though Laura thinks Richie is on the verge of being sick and wants to stay home. Rob is certain he'll be okay and wants to get a babysitter but he's having a hard time convincing Laura.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.1/10428 votes#2 - My Blonde-Haired Brunette
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 10/10/1961
Rob has only one day off from work and Laura is upset that Rob won't eat with her or do anything but sleep until 11am. Laura tells him he got about 7 seconds worth of sleep! (She set the clock ahead two hours!) Laura worries she is getting old (because of gray hair Rob found). In the office Rob tells Buddy and Sally the problem, but Rob has no idea what he and Laura fought over (She was crying to hard) Rob thinks over what may have made Laura cry. Rob calls her to say ""I Love You."" Laura tells Rob not to come home for an hour. (Millie ran out the hair color she use it all last week.)
Director: John Rich, Sheldon Leonard
Writer: Carl Reiner
7.3/10324 votes#3 - Sally and the Lab Technician
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/17/1961
Laura tries to get Thomas (her cousin) and Sally together, but when Sally arrives Thomas doesn't get to say much, Thomas likes Sally anyway!
Director: John Rich
Writer: Carl Reiner
7.1/10309 votes#4 - Washington vs. the Bunny
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 10/24/1961
Rob and Laura Recall how they met.
Director: John Rich, Robert Butler
Writer: Carl Reiner
7.6/10350 votes#5 - Oh, How We Met on the Night That We Danced
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/31/1961
While clearing out the bedroom closet, Rob finds his old army boots, bringing back memories of how he and Laura first met.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.4/10307 votes#6 - Harrison B. Harding of Camp Crowder, Mo.
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 11/6/1961
Rob runs into Harrison B. Harding but Rob doesn't recall who he is. Harrison knows everything about Rob which bothers Rob greatly. So the Harrisons come to dinner, Rob thinks Harrison may be a con man. Ritchie tells Harrison where Rob's wrist watch is. Rob calls the police to report a possible robbery (it has not happened yet) So in order to find out more Rob listens with the glass up against the wall (the wrong end of it which cause Rob to get Tomato Juice in his ear.) When the police come Harrison explains he needed the watch to correct the spelling of Petrie (Harrison forgot to add the letter e.)
Director: John Rich, Sheldon Leonard
Writer: Carl Reiner
7.6/10327 votes#7 - Jealousy!
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 11/7/1961
Jerry plants seeds of mistrust in Laura's mind when he learns that Valerie Blake, the beautiful movie star, will be guesting on The Alan Brady Show. Laura doesn't listen to him until Rob begins a string of late night work sessions. Soon Laura's jealousy begins to grow and Rob will have to work just as hard to convince Laura that nothing is going on between he and Valerie Blake.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.7/10293 votes#8 - To Tell or Not to Tell
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/14/1961
Rob wonders if Laura will go back into show business after someone is ill.
Director: John Rich, Sheldon Leonard
Writer: Carl Reiner
7.4/10291 votes#9 - The Unwelcome Houseguest
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 11/21/1961
Buddy and his wife can't take their German Shepherd, Larry, with them on a three-day weekend. Buddy wants Rob to keep Larry for the weekend, but Rob refuses because he hasn't talked it over with Laura. The next time we see Rob, he's trying to sneak Larry into the house. Ritchie is afraid because he thinks that Larry is a wolf and Laura can't sleep because Larry is crying. What is Rob to do?
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.2/10301 votes#10 - The Meershatz Pipe
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 11/28/1961
Rob's not as impressed with Buddy's new Meershatz pipe as he is with the fact that it was a gift from Alan Brady. Not just impressed but envious as well. After all, he is the head writer of the show and begins to feel as if he isn't needed. Getting sick and having to miss work for several days doesn't help his insecurities.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.6/10272 votes#11 - Forty-Four Tickets
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 12/5/1961
Rob trips over a toy that Ritchie to pick up he even forget the Bridge night! Rob has also asked the PTA to come to a taping of The Alan Brady Show Mrs. Billings (Eleanor Audley) president of the PTA comes by to get the 44 tickets, Rob forgot to get the tickets! Now Rob has a few tickets. Mel gives Rob 6 tickets leaving 4 the U.N. (Mel's U.N.) Rob calls home thinking his wife is on the phone and asks (Ritchie) if could speak to mom. Rob goes to say 43 can go in and 33 can't go in. Rob buy a ticket (last weeks) for 50 cents. Rob has 31 tickets and starts telling the PTA he didn't get all the tickets. Mel tells Rob there are no tickets, the PTA will be in the show!
Director: John Rich, James Komack
Writer: Carl Reiner
7.8/10307 votes#12 - Empress Carlotta's Necklace
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 12/12/1961
Rob buys Laura a hideous necklace but Laura can't bring herself to tell Rob how she really feels about it. When Rob invites his parents to see the necklace, his mother has a surprising reaction.
Director: John Rich, James Komack
Writer: N/A
7.6/10288 votes#13 - Sally Is a Girl
Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 12/19/1961
Rob takes Laura's advice when Laura shows Rob how to treat Sally like a lady after seeing her treated like a guy. Laura doesn't realize what trouble she causes! Rob hopes Laura's plan to get Sally a man works. Buddy & Mel talk about Sally & Rob going out to lunch leaving Buddy and Mel to believe Rob could be dating Sally behind Laura's back!
Director: John Rich, James Komack
Writer: N/A
7.7/10297 votes#14 - Buddy, Can You Spare a Job?
Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 12/26/1961
Buddy wants to leave the show to become Head Writer of another show. Mel can't release Buddy from his contract, so he helps Rob and Sally write a memo to Alan to encourage him to fire Buddy.
Director: John Rich, James Komack
Writer: Carl Reiner
8.5/10370 votes#15 - Where Did I Come From?
Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 1/3/1962
Rob recalls the hilarious events leading up to Ritchie's birth when Ritchie asks the inevitable question.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.9/10436 votes#16 - The Curious Thing About Women
Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 1/10/1962
Rob uses Laura's habit of opening his mail as the basis for a sketch on The Alan Brady Show.
Director: John Rich
Writer: Carl Reiner
7.5/10290 votes#17 - Punch Thy Neighbor
Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 1/17/1962
Laura Millie and Jerry are watching the latest episode of The Alan Brady Show, Jerry tells everybody including the police officer who comes by to ask for tickets that show was bad. Rob takes Millie's advice (after Rob asks if everybody wants more coffee & Millie tries to Jerry to stop joking) pours hot coffee on Jerry's pants! Ritchie comes home and says Jerry got punched in the nose by Rob. Rob later tells Laura that he didn't punch Jerry in the nose. He later hears a waitress say she liked the show. Jerry tells everybody at the restaurant the show was bad (forcing Rob to hit Laura in the nose (with a fingernail!)
Director: John Rich
Writer: Carl Reiner
7.7/10281 votes#18 - Who Owes Who What?
Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 1/24/1962
Laura wants to get ahead on paying taxes and tries to ask Rob about a $25 check while he is watching a boxing match and is mad because he missed the punch. Rob tries to figure out how to ask Buddy to pay him $25. Rob lies to Laura by saying Buddy paid the money back. While Jerry & Rob play chess Jerry says Rob should do a show on it to give Buddy the hint (to pay Rob back) Buddy think Rob owes him. Keep in mind the debut should have been paid 6 months ago!
Director: John Rich
Writer: Carl Reiner
7.4/10274 votes#19 - The Talented Neighborhood
Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 1/31/1962
The Alan Brady Show is looking for talented kids and Rob is asked to get auditions for practically every kid in the neighborhood.
Director: John Rich
Writer: N/A
7.2/10253 votes#20 - A Word a Day
Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 2/7/1962
Ritchie is starting to learn some new words. He says a bad word to Laura in the car. She thinks ignoring it is the best course, but Rob wants to have a "man-to-man" talk with Ritchie. Rob also wants to confront the family that he assumes is responsible for Ritchie learning the bad words, but that could prove embarrassing.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.9/10257 votes#21 - The Boarder Incident
Season 1 Episode 21 - Aired 2/14/1962
Buddy's wife is out of town, so Rob invites Buddy to stay at his house for the duration. Disaster ensues.
Director: John Rich
Writer: N/A
7.6/10262 votes#22 - Father of the Week
Season 1 Episode 22 - Aired 2/21/1962
Rob is invited to talk to Richie's class about what he does for a living. However, Richie hates the idea, thinking the other kids will be bored listening to his dad talk about comedy writing.
Director: John Rich
Writer: Carl Reiner
6.6/10370 votes#23 - The Twizzle
Season 1 Episode 23 - Aired 2/28/1962
Sally drags the entire gang to a bowling alley when she discovers a new dance sensation that's sure to sweep the nation.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.1/10315 votes#24 - One Angry Man
Season 1 Episode 24 - Aired 3/7/1962
Rob gets called for jury duty. Unbeknownst to Rob, Laura attends the trial. The defendant is an exotic dancer. Is she really innocent as only Rob believes? Is Rob going to be in a lot of trouble when he gets home?
Director: John Rich
Writer: Ben Gershman
7.2/10261 votes#25 - Where You Been, Fassbinder?
Season 1 Episode 25 - Aired 3/14/1962
Sally doesn't have a date for her birthday, then an old friend from high school (Leo Fassbinder) calls. Sally invites Leo to her apartment for a quiet evening, but Rob, Laura, Buddy and Mel think Leo is just a made up friend and plan to bring a loud party to Sally's apartment.
Director: John Rich
Writer: Carl Reiner, John Whedon
The Best Episodes of The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 1
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Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS
Season 1 Ratings Summary
"The Sick Boy and the Sitter" is the best rated episode of "The Dick Van Dyke Show" season 1. It scored 7.3/10 based on 447 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 10/3/1961. This episode is rated 0.8 points higher than the second-best, "My Blonde-Haired Brunette".