The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Best Episodes of The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3

Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Every episode of The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3!

The Dick Van Dyke Show centers around the work and home life of television comedy writer Rob Petrie. The plots generally revolve around problems at...
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  1. 9.1/10(533 votes)

    #1 - That's My Boy???

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    S3:E1

    Rob recounts the day he became convinced that they brought home the wrong baby from the hospital.

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    Director:John Rich
    Writer:N/A
  2. 8.6/10(427 votes)

    #2 - All About Eavesdropping

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    S3:E5

    Rob and Laura overhear Jerry and Millie complaining about them on the kid’s walkie-talkies, which makes for a cold dinner party.

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    Director:N/A
  3. 8.4/10(348 votes)

    #3 - October Eve

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    S3:E28

    Laura's past comes back to haunt her in form of painting that is at an art gallery.

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  4. 8.2/10(350 votes)

    #4 - The Life and Love of Joe Coogan

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    S3:E17

    Rob meets Laura's old flame Joe Coogan at the country club, Rob tells Laura he met Joe and Laura thinks he looked in her shoebox where her pomes are kept. (The pomes are kept in the basement) What Laura doesn't know is the Sonnets give a clue as to what Joe does for a living. Laura & Millie play Golf with Father Joe Coogan. Laura invites Joe to dinner along with Buddy & Sally only to get a big shock.

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    Director:Jerry Paris
  5. 8.0/10(311 votes)

    #5 - The Masterpiece

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    S3:E2

    Rob unwittingly bids on a painting at an auction, and when he gets it home, he uncovers another painting underneath that looks like a Grant Wood.

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    Director:John Rich
    Writer:N/A
  6. 8.0/10(331 votes)

    #6 - Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?

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    S3:E7

    While working on a joke, Rob should be going to Alan's house to talk about the joke. After hitting himself on the head with a violin (a real one) Rob goes to a party. The party is in Red Hook, New Jersey!

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    Director:Jerry Paris
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  8. 7.9/10(293 votes)

    #7 - A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards

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    S3:E18

    Rob and friends play poker with marked cards that Rob was using to teach Ritchie some magic tricks.

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  9. 7.9/10(297 votes)

    #8 - Scratch My Car and Die

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    S3:E26

    Rob has a new car that he loves and won't let anyone touch. When Laura takes Ritchie to school she gets a scratch on the car! When Rob finds out he wants to sue the person who did it.

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    Director:Howard Morris
  10. 7.8/10(281 votes)

    #9 - My Husband is the Best One

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    S3:E15

    Rob is interviewed by a reporter, but the resulting story gives him a little too much credit for comfort at the office, thanks to Laura’s input.

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  11. 7.8/10(271 votes)

    #10 - My Part-Time Wife

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    S3:E22

    Laura helps out at the office but drives Rob crazy while Sally is away.

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  12. 7.7/10(292 votes)

    #11 - Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice

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    S3:E4

    Rob and Laura must get remarried for legal purposes, but it provokes an argument that could derail their plans.

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    Director:John Rich
  13. 7.7/10(344 votes)

    #12 - The Alan Brady Show Presents

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    S3:E13

    The staff has to plan a Christmas show.

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  14. 7.7/10(294 votes)

    #13 - Honeymoons Are for the Lucky

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    S3:E23

    Rob recalls a time when he left Camp Crowder to spend his honneymoon with Laura.

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    Director:Jerry Paris
  15. 7.7/10(279 votes)

    #14 - How to Spank a Star

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    S3:E24

    Rob's favorite star Paula Marshall is due to guest on the Alan Brady show but her demands cause problems for everybody.

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  16. 7.7/10(283 votes)

    #15 - Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail

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    S3:E29

    Rob ends up in jail after contacting an army buddy.

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  17. 7.6/10(292 votes)

    #16 - Laura's Little Lie

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    S3:E3

    Are Rob and Laura married? This episode brings up that question as Rob asks Laura to sign insurance forms that Laura never signed. Laura does everything she can to hide a mistake Rob doesn't know about. Rob is tired of ""losing his wife"" He finds out he married a 17 year-old Laura.

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    Director:John Rich
  18. 7.6/10(306 votes)

    #17 - Too Many Stars

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    S3:E6

    Rob is recruited to direct another talent show, but this time Laura faces competition as the star.

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  19. 7.6/10(327 votes)

    #18 - Big Max Calvada

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    S3:E9

    A gangster asks Rob and the gang to write an act for his no-talent nephew.

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    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writer:N/A
  20. 7.6/10(272 votes)

    #19 - The Third One from the Left

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    S3:E14

    Rob tries to stop a guest star from falling in love with him.

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    Director:Jerry Paris
  21. 7.6/10(265 votes)

    #20 - The Plots Thicken

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    S3:E25

    The Petrie's parents fight over where Laura and Rob should be buried. They have to decide which burial plot to choose without upsetting their in-laws.

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  22. 7.6/10(273 votes)

    #21 - I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All

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    S3:E31

    Rob goes to Buddy’s barber for a dubious treatment to prevent baldness.

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  23. 7.6/10(275 votes)

    #22 - Teacher's Petrie

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    S3:E32

    The teacher falls in love with Laura.

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  24. 7.5/10(267 votes)

    #23 - The Ballad of the Betty Lou

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    S3:E10

    The Ballad of Betty Lou, Is episode seventy-two, In which Rob and Jerry buy a boat, That really got their goat, 'Cause just as Laura predicted, As the Wisard of Id did, Their friendship was tested, But as soon as they rested, All was fine, So cast off the Line! - [email protected]

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  25. 7.5/10(271 votes)

    #24 - The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears

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    S3:E12

    Rob thinks he has seen the suspects in a jewelry store robbery, but is afraid to go to the police.

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  26. 7.5/10(266 votes)

    #25 - The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth

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    S3:E21

    Sally is famous overnight leaving Rob and Buddy to work alone.

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"That's My Boy???" is the best rated episode of "The Dick Van Dyke Show" season 3. It scored 9.1/10 based on 533 votes. Directed by John Rich and written by N/A, it aired on 9/25/1963. This episode is rated 0.5 points higher than the second-best, "All About Eavesdropping".