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The Best Episodes of The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 5

Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Every episode of The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 5!

The Dick Van Dyke Show centers around the work and home life of television comedy writer Rob Petrie. The plots generally revolve around problems at...
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  1. 9.0/10(475 votes)

    #1 - Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth

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    S5:E1

    A talk show host gets Laura to tell a TV audience that Alan Brady is bald!

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    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writer:N/A
  2. 8.6/10(312 votes)

    #2 - Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.

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    S5:E26

    The staff sends a script to Alan Brady without deleting the insults directed at the star that they routinely add to blow off steam.

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  3. 8.4/10(365 votes)

    #3 - Long Night's Journey into Day

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    S5:E30

    Rob & Jerry go fishing leaving Laura (who has a cold) home alone with a mynah bird. Millie comes back to keep Laura company, Millie couldn't find Laura (She was taking a shower).

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  4. 8.2/10(409 votes)

    #4 - Uhny Uftz

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    S5:E3

    Rob and Buddy are working late, and keep thinking they hear a metallic voice saying ""Uhny Uftz""! The explore a supposedly abandoned office somewhere in the building, and find a somewhat 'mad' inventor (complete with a taciturn and vaguely menacing assistant) who has constructed a toy flying saucer. It works quite well, except that, instead of saying ""Merry Christmas"" as the inventor intended, the saucer only says ""Uhny Uftz"".

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  5. 8.2/10(325 votes)

    #5 - The Great Petrie Fortune

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    S5:E7

    After Rob and Laura finish watching a movie Uncle Hezekiah gives Rob and Laura clue as to what the fortune might be.

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    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writer:N/A
  6. 8.2/10(321 votes)

    #6 - The Man from My Uncle

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    S5:E27

    Ritchie's bedroom is used as a stakeout point (it has the best view) Harry Bond is looking for the nephew of Wendell Gerard, Rob loves the gadgets the agent brings to solve the case.

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  8. 7.9/10(270 votes)

    #7 - The Curse of the Petrie People

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    S5:E18

    Laura gets a brooch that (in the shape of the United States) tells the history of the Petrie family. Laura later puts the brooch in the garbage! We learn that Rob's mom hates the brooch!

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  9. 7.9/10(262 votes)

    #8 - The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart

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    S5:E19

    Mel is in trouble for not telling Alan that there was a change in the script. Rob tries to get Mel to stick up for himself, But Mel gets fired.

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    Director:N/A
  10. 7.8/10(291 votes)

    #9 - Draw Me a Pear

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    S5:E6

    Laura talks Rob into going to her art class unaware that Valerie falls in love with Rob.

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    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writer:N/A
  11. 7.8/10(262 votes)

    #10 - A Day in the Life of Alan Brady

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    S5:E25

    Jerry & Millie are having their anniversary party, at the Petrie home one problem the party is a part of documentary that focuses on Alan.

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    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writer:N/A
  12. 7.8/10(277 votes)

    #11 - The Gunslinger

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    S5:E31

    Under anesthesia for a dental procedure, Rob dreams he is a sheriff in the old west.

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    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writer:N/A
  13. 7.7/10(265 votes)

    #12 - You're Under Arrest

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    S5:E13

    After fighting with Laura, Rob is arrested for hurting an old Lady. Rob has trouble telling police he didn't hurt the Lady (whom he saw in a barroom).

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    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writer:N/A
  14. 7.6/10(269 votes)

    #13 - Talk to the Snail

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    S5:E24

    Rob fears his job is gone after reading a memo (found in the trash where they are looking for this week's script that Buddy lost) Rob almost writes for Jelly Bean a snail!

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  15. 7.5/10(282 votes)

    #14 - The Ugliest Dog in the World

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    S5:E4

    Rob tries to write a part for a dog who is going to be on The Alan Brady Show. After the dog's part is cut from the show Rob tries to find a home for the dog, But nobody wants the dog.

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    Director:Lee Philips
    Writer:N/A
  16. 7.5/10(266 votes)

    #15 - Dear Sally Rogers

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    S5:E21

    Sally really wants a husband she goes on ""The Stevie Parsons Show"" thinking she has finally found a husband or has she? Stevie asks Rob to help in a stunt where Stevie picks a letter written to Sally, One problem Sally has no idea what will happen! Wait until Sally finds out who Box 7030 is!

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    Director:N/A
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  17. 7.5/10(286 votes)

    #16 - Buddy Sorrell, Man and Boy

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    S5:E22

    Rob & Sally think Buddy is having an affair but he is getting ready for his bar mitzvah.

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    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  18. 7.5/10(280 votes)

    #17 - The Last Chapter

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    S5:E32

    Rob gives Laura his book (it took 5 years to write.) As Laura begins to read the book, we see classic moments from several episodes. The book takes us through how Rob and Laura met as well as how Rob almost missed his wedding! Later Rob talks about waiting for the birth Ritchie. As Laura finishes the book Rob tells her the publisher hated the book, Alan Brady decides to make the book into a TV series!

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    Director:N/A
  19. 7.4/10(273 votes)

    #18 - A Farewell to Writing

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    S5:E2

    Rob tries to write a novel, but finds that writing comedy is easier.

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    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writer:N/A
  20. 7.4/10(268 votes)

    #19 - Remember the Alimony

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    S5:E20

    Rob and Laura leave Anchor Texas to go to Mexico only to find that marriage is hard to do. They soon find out that getting a divorce is easier than they thought (it costs $10 in Mexico!)

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  21. 7.3/10(281 votes)

    #20 - No Rice at My Wedding

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    S5:E5

    Rob recalls a time when Laura was the prize of a raffle. Rob does everything he can to keep Clark Rice from marrying Laura.

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  22. 7.3/10(262 votes)

    #21 - Who Stole My Watch?

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    S5:E15

    After Rob loses his watch that he got as birthday gift, He thinks everyone he knows took his watch. Laura and Rob plan a party to say they are sorry after they learn a crook stole Rob's watch.

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    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writer:N/A
  23. 7.3/10(263 votes)

    #22 - Bad Reception in Albany

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    S5:E23

    Rob and Laura are attending a wedding in Albany, Rob is asked by Alan to watch a fashion show. He promises to tell Alan what he thought of it. Rob has to hurry to the church to usher a wedding.

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  24. 7.2/10(266 votes)

    #23 - Odd But True

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    S5:E8

    Ritchie finds out the freckles on Rob's back form the shape of the Liberty Bell. Millie wants to send a pictrue to Odd But True. (a nwespaper column)

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  25. 7.2/10(259 votes)

    #24 - See Rob Write, Write Rob, Write

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    S5:E12

    After going to the Butcher's Shop to get something for dinner, Laura sees pictures (drawn By Charlie Wheelright) Laura wants to write a story to help sell Charlie's pictures. Rob doesn't like the idea because he always finshes her stories.

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    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writer:N/A
  26. 7.2/10(259 votes)

    #25 - Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work

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    S5:E14

    The Alan Brady Show is on hiatus Rob is worried about to support Laura (who is pregnant with Ritchie) Rob doesn't anyone to know he needs a job until The Alan Brady Show returns from hiatus.

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    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writer:N/A

Season 5 Ratings Summary

"Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth" is the best rated episode of "The Dick Van Dyke Show" season 5. It scored 9/10 based on 475 votes. Directed by Jerry Paris and written by N/A, it aired on 9/15/1965. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.".