The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Worst Episodes of The Dick Van Dyke Show

Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Every episode of The Dick Van Dyke Show ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of The Dick Van Dyke Show!

The Dick Van Dyke Show centers around the work and home life of television comedy writer Rob Petrie. The plots generally revolve around problems at...
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  1. 6.3/10(300 votes)

    #1 - The Bad Old Days

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    S1:E28

    Rob starts to feel like he does too much housework when Buddy warns him about the decline of the American male.

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    Director:John Rich
    Writer:N/A
  2. 6.4/10(265 votes)

    #2 - Viva Petrie

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    S5:E9

    Maria (the Petrie's maid) tells Manuel Luis Rodriguez to go to the Petrie's because Maria feels that Rob can find him a job, but the only Manuel can do is be a bullfighter.

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    Director:Jerry Paris
  3. 6.5/10(281 votes)

    #3 - Racy Tracy Rattigan

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    S2:E27

    Alan Brady is out of town so Tracy Rattigan is the host. Rob is going to have to fight to keep Laura. Rob doesn't like how fast things are going. Tracy loves driving Rob crazy, The gang writes the best show for Tracy.

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  4. 6.6/10(276 votes)

    #4 - Uncle George

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    S3:E8

    Rob’s Uncle George comes to visit in search of a wife.

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    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writer:N/A
  5. 6.7/10(389 votes)

    #5 - The Twizzle

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    S1:E23

    Sally drags the entire gang to a bowling alley when she discovers a new dance sensation that's sure to sweep the nation.

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    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  6. 6.7/10(261 votes)

    #6 - You Ought to Be in Pictures

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    S5:E28

    Rob gets a movie role, but he has to kiss a woman. Laura makes sure that nothing else happens.

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    Director:Jerry Paris
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  8. 6.8/10(274 votes)

    #7 - Jilting the Jilter

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    S2:E31

    Sally gets engaged to Freddy White, a shady comedian who just wants her to write his act.

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    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writer:N/A
  9. 6.8/10(264 votes)

    #8 - Happy Birthday and Too Many More

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    S3:E19

    Laura & Rob are deciding when to have his party day should it be 3 weeks after or before Ritchie actual date of birth? Laura says she will have the party at Dizzy Land (not Disney Land). Rob & Laura forget the Gardner has come and have the party inside (with 63 kids!) because the garden needed to be fertilized!

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  10. 6.8/10(271 votes)

    #9 - Romance, Roses and Rye Bread

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    S4:E6

    Sally finds a secret admirer turns out to be an unwanted suitor in the shape of DelI proprietor, Bert Monker. With middle-age loneliness the only thing they have in common, can she let him down gently?

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  11. 6.8/10(265 votes)

    #10 - Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk

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    S4:E14

    Neil Schenk comes looking for a job while Rob returns an old favor.

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  12. 6.8/10(262 votes)

    #11 - Body and Sol

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    S5:E11

    Rob tells Buddy and Sally of the time he became the middle weight champion of his Army Camp.

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  13. 6.9/10(280 votes)

    #12 - The Boarder Incident

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    S1:E21

    Buddy's wife is out of town, so Rob invites Buddy to stay at his house for the duration. Disaster ensues.

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    Director:John Rich
    Writer:N/A
  14. 6.9/10(259 votes)

    #13 - Boy #1, Boy #2

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    S4:E19

    Laura & Millie drive Rob crazy when their sons are cast in a commercial.

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  15. 6.9/10(257 votes)

    #14 - I Do Not Choose to Run

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    S5:E16

    Rob gives a speech at council meeting that will land him a nomination for city councilman of New Rochelle.

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  16. 7.0/10(272 votes)

    #15 - It's a Shame She Married Me

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    S2:E29

    Rob meets Jim Darling who is an old flame Laura dated. Rob won't tell Laura he ran into Jim at the office, Rob tells Jim they can't make it to his party because Ritchie is sick. Jim then brings the party to the Petrie home. Rob wants Laura to wear a jacket so Jim won't fall in love with her again.

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    Director:N/A
  17. 7.0/10(270 votes)

    #16 - Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors

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    S3:E11

    Rob hires a maid who turns out to have broken arm, speaks only Spanish, and is expecting a live-in position.

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    Director:Jerry Paris
  18. 7.0/10(256 votes)

    #17 - The Making of a Councilman

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    S5:E17

    Rob decides to quit running for his seat on the New Rochelle city council after meeting the opponent running against him because of his experience.

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  19. 7.1/10(325 votes)

    #18 - Washington vs. the Bunny

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    S1:E4

    Rob and Laura Recall how they met.

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  20. 7.1/10(266 votes)

    #19 - Divorce

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    S2:E28

    Rob gets in the middle of a marital dispute between Buddy and Pickles.

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    Director:Jerry Paris
  21. 7.1/10(252 votes)

    #20 - Anthony Stone

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    S4:E26

    Rob and Buddy find out that Sally's date is married.

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    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writer:N/A
  22. 7.1/10(257 votes)

    #21 - Go Tell the Birds and Bees

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    S5:E10

    Alberta Nelson shines in a small part as Miss Reshovsky, the concerned elementary schoolteacher of note. Rob and Laurie Petrie are also asked to the principal's office to discuss their son.

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    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writer:N/A
  23. 7.1/10(253 votes)

    #22 - Love Thy Other Neighbor

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    S5:E29

    Laura and Rob spend time with the Staggs and going to the theater,Jerry & Millie feel left out.

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  24. 7.2/10(320 votes)

    #23 - The Meershatz Pipe

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    S1:E10

    Rob's not as impressed with Buddy's new Meershatz pipe as he is with the fact that it was a gift from Alan Brady. Not just impressed but envious as well. After all, he is the head writer of the show and begins to feel as if he isn't needed. Getting sick and having to miss work for several days doesn't help his insecurities.

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    Director:N/A
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  25. 7.2/10(277 votes)

    #24 - A Word a Day

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    S1:E20

    Ritchie is starting to learn some new words. He says a bad word to Laura in the car. She thinks ignoring it is the best course, but Rob wants to have a "man-to-man" talk with Ritchie. Rob also wants to confront the family that he assumes is responsible for Ritchie learning the bad words, but that could prove embarrassing.

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    Director:N/A
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  26. 7.2/10(285 votes)

    #25 - Where You Been, Fassbinder?

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    S1:E25

    Sally doesn't have a date for her birthday, then an old friend from high school (Leo Fassbinder) calls. Sally invites Leo to her apartment for a quiet evening, but Rob, Laura, Buddy and Mel think Leo is just a made up friend and plan to bring a loud party to Sally's apartment.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"The Bad Old Days" is the worst rated episode of "The Dick Van Dyke Show". It scored 6.3/10 based on 300 votes. Directed by John Rich and written by N/A, it aired on 4/4/1962. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Viva Petrie".