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The Osbournes S2E5 — Beauty and the Bert
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The Osbournes•Season 2•Episode 5

Beauty and the Bert

7.0/10 · 60 votesDec 17, 2002

Ranked #7 of 22 in Season 2•+0.1 vs season avg

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Kelly gets a new boyfriend but keeps him far from home, worried the family will scare him off before he even makes it through the door.

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Episode Summary

"Beauty and the Bert" is episode 5 of The Osbournes season 2. It scored 7.0/10 from 60 votes, ranking #7 of 22 episodes this season (season average 6.9). It aired on December 17, 2002.

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