8.0/10182 votesLoading...#1 - Not Without My Daughter
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 2/22/2007
Sarah becomes an adviser to a local beauty-pageant contestant. She encourages a young girl to enter the pageant in order to fulfill her own childhood dreams. Meanwhile, Steve's behavior in a police car result in unforeseen consequences.
Director: Rob Schrab
Writer: N/A
7.9/10182 votesLoading...#2 - Positively Negative
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 2/15/2007
Sarah decides to take an AIDS test to cure her case of the blahs. Meanwhile Jay celebrates his birthday with a party.
Director: Steven K. Tsuchida
Writer: N/A
7.8/10173 votesLoading...#3 - Muffin' Man
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 3/1/2007
Sarah tries to explore her own sexuality. Meanwhile Brain and Steve bicker over a soft drink.
Director: Steven K. Tsuchida
Writer: N/A
7.8/10112 votesLoading...#4 - Bored of the Rings
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 10/3/2007
Sarah discovers that the community group she joins is a radical anti-abortion group; a game of "Dungeons and Dragons" interferes with Steve and Brian's plans for a date night.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.8/1080 votesLoading...#5 - The Mongolian Beef
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 10/9/2008
Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Steve's homemade short films get him some popularity with a demographic he'd never thought possible.
Director: Rob Schrab
Writer: Dan Sterling
7.8/1088 votesLoading...#6 - Pee
Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 10/30/2008
Sarah has a problem with bedwetting. Well, Actually she's quite good at it.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.7/1099 votesLoading...#7 - High, It's Sarah
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 10/8/2008
Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously, and to act on them. Jay has a problem with nocturnal emission.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.7/1080 votesLoading...#8 - Patriot Tact
Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 10/23/2008
Sarah defends our freedom by running over anyone with a beard.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.6/10102 votesLoading...#9 - Doodie
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 10/24/2007
When their mother's grave is vandalized, Sarah and Laura become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning enough money to replace the tombstone.
Director: Rob Schrab
Writer: N/A
7.6/1091 votesLoading...#10 - Just Breve
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 4/2/2010
Sarah narrates the story of Steve creating a baby robot.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.5/10211 votesLoading...#11 - Batteries
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 3/7/2007
Sarah searches for AA batteries so that she can use her remote to turn off a television benefit for needy children. While on her search, Sarah loses a farting contest and has a sexual encounter with God.
Director: Rob Schrab
Writer: N/A
7.5/1097 votesLoading...#12 - Joan of Arf
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 10/10/2007
Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.5/10112 votesLoading...#13 - I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not
Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 11/20/2008
Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. Brian spends a ridiculous amount of money on a DVD set, then commits to watching it enough times that it will make itself more economical than if he'd rented it. Guest starring Tim Heidecker as Jay's grief counselor.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.4/10159 votesLoading...#14 - Humanitarian of the Year
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 2/8/2007
Sarah invites a homeless man into her home to prove she is a caring person. Meanwhile Brian learns karate, but fails to use it in dire straits.
Director: Rob Schrab
Writer: N/A
7.4/10113 votesLoading...#15 - Face Wars
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 10/17/2007
Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prove her point she decides to become black for a day. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve get carried away smoking medical marijuana.
Director: Liam Lynch
Writer: Dan Sterling
7.4/1057 votesLoading...#16 - A Slip Slope
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 2/18/2010
Sarah sues "Home Alone", the movie, for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor. Her eloquent case about the dangerous influence of entertainment leads her to the position of official censor of Valley Village television. Brian seeks revenge on a bird who repeatedly poos on his head.
Director: N/A
Writer: Harris Wittels
7.3/1090 votesLoading...#17 - Maid to Border
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 11/7/2007
Sarah fires her maid, Dora, believing that she has stolen her beloved Hamburglar doll. When her life slips into filthy disarray, Sarah goes to Mexico to get her maid back, but Dora has since gained unexpected power.
Director: Rob Schrab
Writer: Harris Wittels
7.2/1055 votesLoading...#18 - Wowschwitz
Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 4/16/2010
Laura and Sarah mount dueling Holocaust memorials.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.1/10180 votesLoading...#19 - Officer Jay
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 2/1/2007
Sarah gets arrested for drinking (cough syrup) and driving. After she is released from jail Sarah discovers the attraction between her sister Laura and the arresting officer. Meanwhile Brian tries to convince his partner Steve that he is bisexual.
Director: Rob Schrab
Writer: N/A
7.0/1091 votesLoading...#20 - Ah, Men
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 10/31/2007
Sarah starts a relationship with God who turns out to be needy and insecure. However, she still hopes to show him off at her upcoming high school reunion. In the mean time, Brian and Steve question the origins of their sexuality.
Director: Rob Schrab
Writer: N/A
7.0/1073 votesLoading...#21 - Making New Friends
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 10/16/2008
Sarah realizes her old friends aren't that much fun, so she decides to look for new ones.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.0/1069 votesLoading...#22 - There's No Place Like Homeless
Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 11/6/2008
Sarah joins the rank of the homeless after losing her keys, but seems to like her new status after meeting an old friend who shows her the advantages of living on the streets.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.0/1062 votesLoading...#23 - The Proof is in the Penis
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 2/4/2010
In an attempt to get Sarah to “man up”, Laura falsely informs her that she was born with both a penis and a vagina. Brian and Steve are haunted by the ghost of Mr. Jenkins.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.0/1061 votesLoading...#24 - The Silverman and the Pillows
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 2/11/2010
After Sarah's morning brunch at Romanski's is interrupted by a children's book reading, Sarah goes on a crusade of her own to show how easy it is to make children's books and television. Jay and his "anti-Sarah" support group, square off with Sarah on Real Time with Bill Maher. Laura informs Brian and Steve that their balls have an unpleasant odor.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.8/1083 votesLoading...#25 - Nightmayor
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 2/25/2010
Sarah is sick of hearing about the upcoming mayoral election, so she amuses herself by campaigning for a fake write-in candidate whom she calls, "May Kadoody." An actual May Kadoody steps forward when her name is, shockingly, announced as the winner. Kadoody outlaws brunch and gay marriage, interfering with Steve's dream of marrying Brian.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
The Best Episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program.
Every episode of The Sarah Silverman Program. ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program.!
Sarah Silverman plays a character named Sarah Silverman, whose absurd daily life unfolds in scripted scenes and songs. With her sister and her gay neighbors...
Genre:Comedy
Network:Comedy Central
Best Episodes Summary
"Not Without My Daughter" is the best rated episode of "The Sarah Silverman Program.". It scored 8/10 based on 182 votes. Directed by Rob Schrab and written by N/A, it aired on 2/22/2007. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Positively Negative".