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The Best Episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program.

Every episode of The Sarah Silverman Program. ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program.!

Sarah Silverman plays a character named Sarah Silverman, whose absurd daily life unfolds in scripted scenes and songs. With her sister and her gay neighbors...
Genre:Comedy

Best Episodes Summary

"Officer Jay" is the best rated episode of "The Sarah Silverman Program.". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Rob Schrab and written by N/A, it aired on 2/1/2007. This episode scored NaN points higher than the second highest rated, "Humanitarian of the Year".

  • Officer Jay
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    #1 - Officer Jay

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 2/1/2007

    Sarah gets arrested for drinking (cough syrup) and driving. After she is released from jail Sarah discovers the attraction between her sister Laura and the arresting officer. Meanwhile Brian tries to convince his partner Steve that he is bisexual.

    Director: Rob Schrab

    Writer: N/A

  • Humanitarian of the Year
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    #2 - Humanitarian of the Year

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 2/8/2007

    Sarah invites a homeless man into her home to prove she is a caring person. Meanwhile Brian learns karate, but fails to use it in dire straits.

    Director: Rob Schrab

    Writer: N/A

  • Positively Negative
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    #3 - Positively Negative

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 2/15/2007

    Sarah decides to take an AIDS test to cure her case of the blahs. Meanwhile Jay celebrates his birthday with a party.

    Director: Steven K. Tsuchida

    Writer: N/A

  • Not Without My Daughter
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    #4 - Not Without My Daughter

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 2/22/2007

    Sarah becomes an adviser to a local beauty-pageant contestant. She encourages a young girl to enter the pageant in order to fulfill her own childhood dreams. Meanwhile, Steve's behavior in a police car result in unforeseen consequences.

    Director: Rob Schrab

    Writer: N/A

  • Muffin' Man
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    #5 - Muffin' Man

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 3/1/2007

    Sarah tries to explore her own sexuality. Meanwhile Brain and Steve bicker over a soft drink.

    Director: Steven K. Tsuchida

    Writer: N/A

  • Batteries
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    #6 - Batteries

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 3/7/2007

    Sarah searches for AA batteries so that she can use her remote to turn off a television benefit for needy children. While on her search, Sarah loses a farting contest and has a sexual encounter with God.

    Director: Rob Schrab

    Writer: N/A

  • Bored of the Rings
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    #7 - Bored of the Rings

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 10/3/2007

    Sarah discovers that the community group she joins is a radical anti-abortion group; a game of "Dungeons and Dragons" interferes with Steve and Brian's plans for a date night.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Joan of Arf
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    #8 - Joan of Arf

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 10/10/2007

    Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Face Wars
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    #9 - Face Wars

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 10/17/2007

    Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prove her point she decides to become black for a day. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve get carried away smoking medical marijuana.

    Director: Liam Lynch

    Writer: Dan Sterling

  • Doodie
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    #10 - Doodie

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 10/24/2007

    When their mother's grave is vandalized, Sarah and Laura become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning enough money to replace the tombstone.

    Director: Rob Schrab

    Writer: N/A

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    #11 - Ah, Men

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 10/31/2007

    Sarah starts a relationship with God who turns out to be needy and insecure. However, she still hopes to show him off at her upcoming high school reunion. In the mean time, Brian and Steve question the origins of their sexuality.

    Director: Rob Schrab

    Writer: N/A

  • Maid to Border
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    #12 - Maid to Border

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 11/7/2007

    Sarah fires her maid, Dora, believing that she has stolen her beloved Hamburglar doll. When her life slips into filthy disarray, Sarah goes to Mexico to get her maid back, but Dora has since gained unexpected power.

    Director: Rob Schrab

    Writer: Harris Wittels

  • High, It's Sarah
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    #13 - High, It's Sarah

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 10/8/2008

    Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously, and to act on them. Jay has a problem with nocturnal emission.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Mongolian Beef
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    #14 - The Mongolian Beef

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 10/9/2008

    Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Steve's homemade short films get him some popularity with a demographic he'd never thought possible.

    Director: Rob Schrab

    Writer: Dan Sterling

  • Making New Friends
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    #15 - Making New Friends

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 10/16/2008

    Sarah realizes her old friends aren't that much fun, so she decides to look for new ones.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Patriot Tact
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    #16 - Patriot Tact

    Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 10/23/2008

    Sarah defends our freedom by running over anyone with a beard.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Pee
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    #17 - Pee

    Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 10/30/2008

    Sarah has a problem with bedwetting. Well, Actually she's quite good at it.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • There's No Place Like Homeless
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    #18 - There's No Place Like Homeless

    Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 11/6/2008

    Sarah joins the rank of the homeless after losing her keys, but seems to like her new status after meeting an old friend who shows her the advantages of living on the streets.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Fetus Don't Fail Me Now
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    #19 - Fetus Don't Fail Me Now

    Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 11/13/2008

    Sarah cannot believe she is pregnant, and it seems to be too much for her to handle.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not
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    #20 - I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not

    Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 11/20/2008

    Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. Brian spends a ridiculous amount of money on a DVD set, then commits to watching it enough times that it will make itself more economical than if he'd rented it. Guest starring Tim Heidecker as Jay's grief counselor.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Kangamangus
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    #21 - Kangamangus

    Season 2 Episode 15 - Aired 12/4/2008

    Brian and Sarah set out to coin the next big word, in hopes it will become part of society's slang terms.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Vow Wow
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    #22 - Vow Wow

    Season 2 Episode 16 - Aired 12/11/2008

    Sarah becomes engaged to Doug.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Harris Wittels

  • The Proof is in the Penis
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    #23 - The Proof is in the Penis

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 2/4/2010

    In an attempt to get Sarah to “man up”, Laura falsely informs her that she was born with both a penis and a vagina. Brian and Steve are haunted by the ghost of Mr. Jenkins.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Silverman and the Pillows
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    #24 - The Silverman and the Pillows

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 2/11/2010

    After Sarah's morning brunch at Romanski's is interrupted by a children's book reading, Sarah goes on a crusade of her own to show how easy it is to make children's books and television. Jay and his "anti-Sarah" support group, square off with Sarah on Real Time with Bill Maher. Laura informs Brian and Steve that their balls have an unpleasant odor.

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  • A Slip Slope
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    #25 - A Slip Slope

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 2/18/2010

    Sarah sues "Home Alone", the movie, for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor. Her eloquent case about the dangerous influence of entertainment leads her to the position of official censor of Valley Village television. Brian seeks revenge on a bird who repeatedly poos on his head.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Harris Wittels