ComedyComedy Central

The Worst Episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program

Every episode of The Sarah Silverman Program ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program!

Worst episode
S3E9 A Good Van is Hard to Find
5.964 votes
Best episode
S1E4 Not Without My Daughter
8.0190 votes
Top season
Season 1
7.7avg
Binge time
11h 44m
32 episodes
BestEpisodes
WorstEpisodes
BestSeasons
AllEpisodes

Seasons3

All123

Episode Rankings

  1. #1 Worst Episode
    Click to reveal
    The Sarah Silverman Program Season 3 Episode 9 - A Good Van is Hard to Find
    5.9/10(64 votes)

    S3:E9

    Brian and Steve have a stand-off to decide who will do the laundry.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  2. The Sarah Silverman Program Season 2 Episode 16 - Vow Wow
    6.4/10(70 votes)

    S2:E16

    Sarah becomes engaged to Doug.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Harris Wittels

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  3. The Sarah Silverman Program Season 3 Episode 7 - Songs in the Key of Yuck
    6.5/10(58 votes)

    S3:E7

    Sarah and Steve go to a jam band concert where Sarah convinces all of the fans that they are tripping.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Harris Wittels

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  4. The Sarah Silverman Program Season 2 Episode 15 - Kangamangus
    6.6/10(83 votes)

    S2:E15

    Brian and Sarah set out to coin the next big word, in hopes it will become part of society's slang terms.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  5. The Sarah Silverman Program Season 2 Episode 13 - Fetus Don't Fail Me Now
    6.7/10(92 votes)

    S2:E13

    Sarah cannot believe she is pregnant, and it seems to be too much for her to handle.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  6. The Sarah Silverman Program Season 3 Episode 5 - Smellin' of Troy
    6.8/10(61 votes)

    S3:E5

    Sarah reconnects with her childhood imaginary friend, Troy, who lures into a life of sex and drugs. After Brian refuses to let Steve play in his band, Steve creates a song that mocks Brian, and gains immense popularity on the internet.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Harris Wittels

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

    7. Trending NowTRENDING NOW

    The 20 BEST Episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program

    READ
  7. The Sarah Silverman Program Season 3 Episode 6 - A Fairly Attractive Mind
    6.8/10(59 votes)

    S3:E6

    Sarah has the mistaken epiphany that she is retarded, and tries to use her disability to inspire people. Brian and Steve accidentally bump heads while trying to pick up a magical dragon phone and switch bodies.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  8. The Sarah Silverman Program Season 3 Episode 4 - Nightmayor
    6.9/10(71 votes)

    S3:E4

    Sarah is sick of hearing about the upcoming mayoral election, so she amuses herself by campaigning for a fake write-in candidate whom she calls, "May Kadoody." An actual May Kadoody steps forward when her name is, shockingly, announced as the winner. Kadoody outlaws brunch and gay marriage, interfering with Steve's dream of marrying Brian.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  9. The Sarah Silverman Program Season 2 Episode 5 - Ah, Men
    7.0/10(102 votes)

    S2:E5

    Sarah starts a relationship with God who turns out to be needy and insecure. However, she still hopes to show him off at her upcoming high school reunion. In the mean time, Brian and Steve question the origins of their sexuality.

    Director:Rob Schrab
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  10. The Sarah Silverman Program Season 2 Episode 9 - Making New Friends
    7.0/10(86 votes)

    S2:E9

    Sarah realizes her old friends aren't that much fun, so she decides to look for new ones.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  11. The Sarah Silverman Program Season 3 Episode 1 - The Proof is in the Penis
    7.0/10(69 votes)

    S3:E1

    In an attempt to get Sarah to “man up”, Laura falsely informs her that she was born with both a penis and a vagina. Brian and Steve are haunted by the ghost of Mr. Jenkins.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  12. The Sarah Silverman Program Season 3 Episode 2 - The Silverman and the Pillows
    7.0/10(67 votes)

    S3:E2

    After Sarah's morning brunch at Romanski's is interrupted by a children's book reading, Sarah goes on a crusade of her own to show how easy it is to make children's books and television. Jay and his "anti-Sarah" support group, square off with Sarah on Real Time with Bill Maher. Laura informs Brian and Steve that their balls have an unpleasant odor.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  13. The Sarah Silverman Program Season 2 Episode 12 - There's No Place Like Homeless
    7.1/10(78 votes)

    S2:E12

    Sarah joins the rank of the homeless after losing her keys, but seems to like her new status after meeting an old friend who shows her the advantages of living on the streets.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  14. The Sarah Silverman Program Season 1 Episode 1 - Officer Jay
    7.2/10(195 votes)

    S1:E1

    Sarah gets arrested for drinking (cough syrup) and driving. After she is released from jail Sarah discovers the attraction between her sister Laura and the arresting officer. Meanwhile Brian tries to convince his partner Steve that he is bisexual.

    Director:Rob Schrab
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  15. The Sarah Silverman Program Season 3 Episode 10 - Wowschwitz
    7.3/10(63 votes)

    S3:E10

    Laura and Sarah mount dueling Holocaust memorials.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  16. The Sarah Silverman Program Season 3 Episode 3 - A Slip Slope
    7.3/10(64 votes)

    S3:E3

    Sarah sues "Home Alone", the movie, for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor. Her eloquent case about the dangerous influence of entertainment leads her to the position of official censor of Valley Village television. Brian seeks revenge on a bird who repeatedly poos on his head.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Harris Wittels

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  17. The Sarah Silverman Program Season 2 Episode 6 - Maid to Border
    7.3/10(100 votes)

    S2:E6

    Sarah fires her maid, Dora, believing that she has stolen her beloved Hamburglar doll. When her life slips into filthy disarray, Sarah goes to Mexico to get her maid back, but Dora has since gained unexpected power.

    Director:Rob Schrab
    Writer:Harris Wittels

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  18. The Sarah Silverman Program Season 3 Episode 8 - Just Breve
    7.5/10(74 votes)

    S3:E8

    Sarah narrates the story of Steve creating a baby robot.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  19. The Sarah Silverman Program Season 2 Episode 2 - Joan of Arf
    7.5/10(108 votes)

    S2:E2

    Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  20. The Sarah Silverman Program Season 2 Episode 3 - Face Wars
    7.5/10(120 votes)

    S2:E3

    Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prove her point she decides to become black for a day. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve get carried away smoking medical marijuana.

    Director:Liam Lynch
    Writer:Dan Sterling

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  21. The Sarah Silverman Program Season 2 Episode 14 - I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not
    7.5/10(120 votes)

    S2:E14

    Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. Brian spends a ridiculous amount of money on a DVD set, then commits to watching it enough times that it will make itself more economical than if he'd rented it. Guest starring Tim Heidecker as Jay's grief counselor.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  22. The Sarah Silverman Program Season 1 Episode 2 - Humanitarian of the Year
    7.5/10(169 votes)

    S1:E2

    Sarah invites a homeless man into her home to prove she is a caring person. Meanwhile Brian learns karate, but fails to use it in dire straits.

    Director:Rob Schrab
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  23. The Sarah Silverman Program Season 1 Episode 6 - Batteries
    7.5/10(221 votes)

    S1:E6

    Sarah searches for AA batteries so that she can use her remote to turn off a television benefit for needy children. While on her search, Sarah loses a farting contest and has a sexual encounter with God.

    Director:Rob Schrab
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  24. The Sarah Silverman Program Season 2 Episode 10 - Patriot Tact
    7.6/10(90 votes)

    S2:E10

    Sarah defends our freedom by running over anyone with a beard.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  25. The Sarah Silverman Program Season 2 Episode 7 - High, It's Sarah
    7.6/10(110 votes)

    S2:E7

    Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously, and to act on them. Jay has a problem with nocturnal emission.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

Worst Episodes Summary

"A Good Van is Hard to Find" is the worst rated episode of The Sarah Silverman Program. It scored 5.9/10 from 64 votes. Written and directed by Unknown, it aired on April 9, 2010. This episode scored 0.5 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Vow Wow".

Keep going

Browse The Sarah Silverman Program by season

If you like The Sarah Silverman Program