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The Worst Episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program.

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The Worst Episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program.

Sarah Silverman plays a character named Sarah Silverman, whose absurd daily life unfolds in scripted scenes and songs. With her sister and her gay neighbors...

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  1. Background image for A Good Van is Hard to Find
    5.8/10(59 votes)

    #1 - A Good Van is Hard to Find

    S3:E9

    Brian and Steve have a stand-off to decide who will do the laundry.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  2. Background image for Vow Wow
    6.4/10(64 votes)

    #2 - Vow Wow

    S2:E16

    Sarah becomes engaged to Doug.

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    Director:Unknown
  3. Background image for Kangamangus
    6.5/10(79 votes)

    #3 - Kangamangus

    S2:E15

    Brian and Sarah set out to coin the next big word, in hopes it will become part of society's slang terms.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  4. Background image for Songs in the Key of Yuck
    6.5/10(54 votes)

    #4 - Songs in the Key of Yuck

    S3:E7

    Sarah and Steve go to a jam band concert where Sarah convinces all of the fans that they are tripping.

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    Director:Unknown
  5. Background image for Fetus Don't Fail Me Now
    6.7/10(86 votes)

    #5 - Fetus Don't Fail Me Now

    S2:E13

    Sarah cannot believe she is pregnant, and it seems to be too much for her to handle.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  6. Background image for A Fairly Attractive Mind
    6.7/10(54 votes)

    #6 - A Fairly Attractive Mind

    S3:E6

    Sarah has the mistaken epiphany that she is retarded, and tries to use her disability to inspire people. Brian and Steve accidentally bump heads while trying to pick up a magical dragon phone and switch bodies.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for Nightmayor
    6.8/10(86 votes)

    #7 - Nightmayor

    S3:E4

    Sarah is sick of hearing about the upcoming mayoral election, so she amuses herself by campaigning for a fake write-in candidate whom she calls, "May Kadoody." An actual May Kadoody steps forward when her name is, shockingly, announced as the winner. Kadoody outlaws brunch and gay marriage, interfering with Steve's dream of marrying Brian.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  9. Background image for Smellin' of Troy
    6.8/10(58 votes)

    #8 - Smellin' of Troy

    S3:E5

    Sarah reconnects with her childhood imaginary friend, Troy, who lures into a life of sex and drugs. After Brian refuses to let Steve play in his band, Steve creates a song that mocks Brian, and gains immense popularity on the internet.

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    Director:Unknown
  10. Background image for There's No Place Like Homeless
    6.9/10(73 votes)

    #9 - There's No Place Like Homeless

    S2:E12

    Sarah joins the rank of the homeless after losing her keys, but seems to like her new status after meeting an old friend who shows her the advantages of living on the streets.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  11. Background image for Ah, Men
    7.0/10(95 votes)

    #10 - Ah, Men

    S2:E5

    Sarah starts a relationship with God who turns out to be needy and insecure. However, she still hopes to show him off at her upcoming high school reunion. In the mean time, Brian and Steve question the origins of their sexuality.

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    Director:Rob Schrab
    Writer:Unknown
  12. Background image for Making New Friends
    7.0/10(79 votes)

    #11 - Making New Friends

    S2:E9

    Sarah realizes her old friends aren't that much fun, so she decides to look for new ones.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  13. Background image for The Proof is in the Penis
    7.0/10(64 votes)

    #12 - The Proof is in the Penis

    S3:E1

    In an attempt to get Sarah to “man up”, Laura falsely informs her that she was born with both a penis and a vagina. Brian and Steve are haunted by the ghost of Mr. Jenkins.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  14. Background image for The Silverman and the Pillows
    7.0/10(63 votes)

    #13 - The Silverman and the Pillows

    S3:E2

    After Sarah's morning brunch at Romanski's is interrupted by a children's book reading, Sarah goes on a crusade of her own to show how easy it is to make children's books and television. Jay and his "anti-Sarah" support group, square off with Sarah on Real Time with Bill Maher. Laura informs Brian and Steve that their balls have an unpleasant odor.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  15. Background image for Officer Jay
    7.1/10(185 votes)

    #14 - Officer Jay

    S1:E1

    Sarah gets arrested for drinking (cough syrup) and driving. After she is released from jail Sarah discovers the attraction between her sister Laura and the arresting officer. Meanwhile Brian tries to convince his partner Steve that he is bisexual.

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    Director:Rob Schrab
    Writer:Unknown
  16. Background image for Wowschwitz
    7.2/10(59 votes)

    #15 - Wowschwitz

    S3:E10

    Laura and Sarah mount dueling Holocaust memorials.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  17. Background image for Maid to Border
    7.3/10(94 votes)

    #16 - Maid to Border

    S2:E6

    Sarah fires her maid, Dora, believing that she has stolen her beloved Hamburglar doll. When her life slips into filthy disarray, Sarah goes to Mexico to get her maid back, but Dora has since gained unexpected power.

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    Director:Rob Schrab
  18. Background image for A Slip Slope
    7.3/10(59 votes)

    #17 - A Slip Slope

    S3:E3

    Sarah sues "Home Alone", the movie, for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor. Her eloquent case about the dangerous influence of entertainment leads her to the position of official censor of Valley Village television. Brian seeks revenge on a bird who repeatedly poos on his head.

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    Director:Unknown
  19. Background image for Humanitarian of the Year
    7.4/10(163 votes)

    #18 - Humanitarian of the Year

    S1:E2

    Sarah invites a homeless man into her home to prove she is a caring person. Meanwhile Brian learns karate, but fails to use it in dire straits.

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    Director:Rob Schrab
    Writer:Unknown
  20. Background image for Batteries
    7.4/10(216 votes)

    #19 - Batteries

    S1:E6

    Sarah searches for AA batteries so that she can use her remote to turn off a television benefit for needy children. While on her search, Sarah loses a farting contest and has a sexual encounter with God.

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    Director:Rob Schrab
    Writer:Unknown
  21. Background image for Face Wars
    7.4/10(115 votes)

    #20 - Face Wars

    S2:E3

    Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prove her point she decides to become black for a day. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve get carried away smoking medical marijuana.

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    Director:Liam Lynch
  22. Background image for Joan of Arf
    7.5/10(101 votes)

    #21 - Joan of Arf

    S2:E2

    Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  23. Background image for Doodie
    7.5/10(107 votes)

    #22 - Doodie

    S2:E4

    When their mother's grave is vandalized, Sarah and Laura become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning enough money to replace the tombstone.

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    Director:Rob Schrab
    Writer:Unknown
  24. Background image for I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not
    7.5/10(115 votes)

    #23 - I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not

    S2:E14

    Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. Brian spends a ridiculous amount of money on a DVD set, then commits to watching it enough times that it will make itself more economical than if he'd rented it. Guest starring Tim Heidecker as Jay's grief counselor.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  25. Background image for Just Breve
    7.5/10(93 votes)

    #24 - Just Breve

    S3:E8

    Sarah narrates the story of Steve creating a baby robot.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  26. Background image for High, It's Sarah
    7.6/10(104 votes)

    #25 - High, It's Sarah

    S2:E7

    Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously, and to act on them. Jay has a problem with nocturnal emission.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

Worst Episodes Summary

"A Good Van is Hard to Find" is the worst rated episode of "The Sarah Silverman Program.". It scored 5.8/10 based on 59 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 4/9/2010. This episode scored 0.6 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Vow Wow".