5.8/1058 votesLoading...#1 - A Good Van is Hard to Find
Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 4/9/2010
Brian and Steve have a stand-off to decide who will do the laundry.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.4/1064 votesLoading...#2 - Vow Wow
Season 2 Episode 16 - Aired 12/11/2008
Sarah becomes engaged to Doug.
Director: N/A
Writer: Harris Wittels
6.5/1079 votesLoading...#3 - Kangamangus
Season 2 Episode 15 - Aired 12/4/2008
Brian and Sarah set out to coin the next big word, in hopes it will become part of society's slang terms.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.5/1054 votesLoading...#4 - Songs in the Key of Yuck
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 3/26/2010
Sarah and Steve go to a jam band concert where Sarah convinces all of the fans that they are tripping.
Director: N/A
Writer: Harris Wittels
6.7/1085 votesLoading...#5 - Fetus Don't Fail Me Now
Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 11/13/2008
Sarah cannot believe she is pregnant, and it seems to be too much for her to handle.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.7/1054 votesLoading...#6 - A Fairly Attractive Mind
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 3/19/2010
Sarah has the mistaken epiphany that she is retarded, and tries to use her disability to inspire people. Brian and Steve accidentally bump heads while trying to pick up a magical dragon phone and switch bodies.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.8/1085 votesLoading...#7 - Nightmayor
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 2/25/2010
Sarah is sick of hearing about the upcoming mayoral election, so she amuses herself by campaigning for a fake write-in candidate whom she calls, "May Kadoody." An actual May Kadoody steps forward when her name is, shockingly, announced as the winner. Kadoody outlaws brunch and gay marriage, interfering with Steve's dream of marrying Brian.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.8/1058 votesLoading...#8 - Smellin' of Troy
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 3/11/2010
Sarah reconnects with her childhood imaginary friend, Troy, who lures into a life of sex and drugs. After Brian refuses to let Steve play in his band, Steve creates a song that mocks Brian, and gains immense popularity on the internet.
Director: N/A
Writer: Harris Wittels
6.9/1075 votesLoading...#9 - Making New Friends
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 10/16/2008
Sarah realizes her old friends aren't that much fun, so she decides to look for new ones.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.9/1071 votesLoading...#10 - There's No Place Like Homeless
Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 11/6/2008
Sarah joins the rank of the homeless after losing her keys, but seems to like her new status after meeting an old friend who shows her the advantages of living on the streets.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.0/1093 votesLoading...#11 - Ah, Men
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 10/31/2007
Sarah starts a relationship with God who turns out to be needy and insecure. However, she still hopes to show him off at her upcoming high school reunion. In the mean time, Brian and Steve question the origins of their sexuality.
Director: Rob Schrab
Writer: N/A
7.0/1064 votesLoading...#12 - The Proof is in the Penis
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 2/4/2010
In an attempt to get Sarah to “man up”, Laura falsely informs her that she was born with both a penis and a vagina. Brian and Steve are haunted by the ghost of Mr. Jenkins.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.0/1063 votesLoading...#13 - The Silverman and the Pillows
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 2/11/2010
After Sarah's morning brunch at Romanski's is interrupted by a children's book reading, Sarah goes on a crusade of her own to show how easy it is to make children's books and television. Jay and his "anti-Sarah" support group, square off with Sarah on Real Time with Bill Maher. Laura informs Brian and Steve that their balls have an unpleasant odor.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.1/10182 votesLoading...#14 - Officer Jay
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 2/1/2007
Sarah gets arrested for drinking (cough syrup) and driving. After she is released from jail Sarah discovers the attraction between her sister Laura and the arresting officer. Meanwhile Brian tries to convince his partner Steve that he is bisexual.
Director: Rob Schrab
Writer: N/A
7.1/1057 votesLoading...#15 - Wowschwitz
Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 4/16/2010
Laura and Sarah mount dueling Holocaust memorials.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.3/1092 votesLoading...#16 - Maid to Border
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 11/7/2007
Sarah fires her maid, Dora, believing that she has stolen her beloved Hamburglar doll. When her life slips into filthy disarray, Sarah goes to Mexico to get her maid back, but Dora has since gained unexpected power.
Director: Rob Schrab
Writer: Harris Wittels
7.3/1059 votesLoading...#17 - A Slip Slope
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 2/18/2010
Sarah sues "Home Alone", the movie, for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor. Her eloquent case about the dangerous influence of entertainment leads her to the position of official censor of Valley Village television. Brian seeks revenge on a bird who repeatedly poos on his head.
Director: N/A
Writer: Harris Wittels
7.4/10162 votesLoading...#18 - Humanitarian of the Year
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 2/8/2007
Sarah invites a homeless man into her home to prove she is a caring person. Meanwhile Brian learns karate, but fails to use it in dire straits.
Director: Rob Schrab
Writer: N/A
7.4/10214 votesLoading...#19 - Batteries
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 3/7/2007
Sarah searches for AA batteries so that she can use her remote to turn off a television benefit for needy children. While on her search, Sarah loses a farting contest and has a sexual encounter with God.
Director: Rob Schrab
Writer: N/A
7.4/10115 votesLoading...#20 - Face Wars
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 10/17/2007
Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prove her point she decides to become black for a day. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve get carried away smoking medical marijuana.
Director: Liam Lynch
Writer: Dan Sterling
7.5/1099 votesLoading...#21 - Joan of Arf
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 10/10/2007
Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.5/10104 votesLoading...#22 - Doodie
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 10/24/2007
When their mother's grave is vandalized, Sarah and Laura become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning enough money to replace the tombstone.
Director: Rob Schrab
Writer: N/A
7.5/10114 votesLoading...#23 - I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not
Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 11/20/2008
Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. Brian spends a ridiculous amount of money on a DVD set, then commits to watching it enough times that it will make itself more economical than if he'd rented it. Guest starring Tim Heidecker as Jay's grief counselor.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.5/1093 votesLoading...#24 - Just Breve
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 4/2/2010
Sarah narrates the story of Steve creating a baby robot.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.6/10102 votesLoading...#25 - High, It's Sarah
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 10/8/2008
Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously, and to act on them. Jay has a problem with nocturnal emission.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
The Worst Episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program.
Every episode of The Sarah Silverman Program. ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program.!
Sarah Silverman plays a character named Sarah Silverman, whose absurd daily life unfolds in scripted scenes and songs. With her sister and her gay neighbors...
Genre:Comedy
Network:Comedy Central
Worst Episodes Summary
"A Good Van is Hard to Find" is the worst rated episode of "The Sarah Silverman Program.". It scored 5.8/10 based on 58 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 4/9/2010. This episode scored 0.6 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Vow Wow".