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The Best Episodes of Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5

Every episode of Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5!

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A multigenerational, working-class family experience life's struggles with faith, love and, most importantly, humor. Curtis, aka 'Pops', the uncle and head of the household, has house and home turned upside down when an unexpected event

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 Episode 20 - The Talent Show
    5.9/10(19 votes)

    S5:E20

    The firehouse is being jeopardized by city budget cuts. But holding a big fund raising talent show, along with an appearance by Gladys Knight, could still save the firehouse and the firemen's jobs. Meanwhile, Diego is still dealing with post war anger issues.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 Episode 6 - Payne And Prejudice
    5.8/10(17 votes)

    S5:E6

    The Payne's are invited for dinner at the Hernadez home which leads to a culture clash. Dana's falsehood's come back to haunt her back at the barbershop.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 Episode 19 - With Friends Like These
    5.7/10(20 votes)

    S5:E19

    Malik forms a new friendship with a fellow student who is being abused in the classroom because of his HIV positive status. Elsewhere, when Rosie calls out sick, Consuela is left in charge with the boutique.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 Episode 14 - Games People Play
    5.5/10(17 votes)

    S5:E14

    The Payne's love their annual tailgating shindig, but when Miranda finds out about Calvin and Mercedes date, she becomes ill. Meanwhile, Diego becomes agitated and starts fighting with people.

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  5. Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 Episode 12 - A Sisters Payne
    5.4/10(19 votes)

    S5:E12

    Kiki's brother, Darnell returns to the shop. Malik and Alex find a way around the 'no date' rule by having a date in Malik's back yard.

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  6. Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 Episode 18 - Paul Mall
    5.4/10(18 votes)

    S5:E18

    Curtis may need to be careful after Ella meets a handsome and charming man at the mall. Meanwhile, Diego asks for Calvin and Miranda's help in scrutinizing Mercedes newest man.

    Director:Unknown
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  7. Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 Episode 1 - Labor Paynes (1)
    5.3/10(24 votes)

    S5:E1

    Janine goes into labor, resulting in surprises and white-knuckle moments, as a double wedding uniting CJ and Janine, plus Calvin and Miranda, swiftly changes locations to the hospital.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 Episode 13 - A Grand Payne
    5.0/10(17 votes)

    S5:E13

    Malik asks Alex out on a date, but their parents insist that they be supervised; Janine's parents visit to see the new twins.

    Director:Unknown
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  9. Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 Episode 16 - Old Lady Paynes
    4.6/10(14 votes)

    S5:E16

    When Ella's demanding mother arrives, the elder exhibits a lapse of memory, causing Ella to worry that she has Alzheimer's disease. Meanwhile, there's a hair-raising quandary at the barbershop when Floyd's supposedly dead first wife emerges.

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  10. Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 Episode 9 - Payneful Employment
    4.4/10(17 votes)

    S5:E9

    CJ gets a very important job interview in another city which excites Curtis who begins to think he might finally have the house to himself again.

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  11. Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 Episode 15 - Help Wanted
    4.3/10(15 votes)

    S5:E15

    Miranda runs into her successful, good looking ex-fiance, and it drives Calvin crazy. To show that he is doing something with his life, Calvin takes a job at Mercedes company.

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  12. Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 Episode 26 - Surprise! (Part 2 of 2)
    4.2/10(20 votes)

    S5:E26

    Calvin tries to fix the mess he is in with Miranda and the conflict only gets worse. Meanwhile, Janine, the twins and Malik are preparing to move.

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  13. Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 Episode 5 - It's A Payne Growing Up
    4.0/10(18 votes)

    S5:E5

    Malik's friend Kevin has an intimate relationship with a woman who has syphilis. C.J. counsel's Malik which leads to a misunderstanding. Meanwhile, Calvin is pressured by Miranda to be more thoughtful towards their marriage.

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  14. Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 Episode 17 - I Don't Know This Payne
    3.9/10(18 votes)

    S5:E17

    Ella and Rosie get jobs working at a boutique at the mall, while Curtis and Carlos enjoy their new 'man world.'

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  15. Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 Episode 23 - Moving Out
    3.9/10(19 votes)

    S5:E23

    Curtis, Ella and Malik are moving out of the house (CJ, Janine and the babies have gone to stay at Janine's parents in Florida. Ella is devastated. They have to move into Calvin and Miranda's condo and Calvin turns the table on Curtis and treats him the way he was treated when he lived at home.

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  16. Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 Episode 4 - Casa De Payne
    3.8/10(20 votes)

    S5:E4

    Claretha gets the royal treatment when she becomes engaged to an African prince. Planning a move to Africa, she sells her home to a new family. Meanwhile, Curtis blows a gasket when he receives a slew of parking tickets; Calvin and Miranda return from their honeymoon; and Jazmine journeys to a boarding school in North Carolina.

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  17. Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 Episode 2 - Labor Paynes (2)
    3.7/10(17 votes)

    S5:E2

    While in labor, Janine worries about her baby being born out of wedlock so the double wedding is moved to the hospital.

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  18. Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 Episode 11 - Joy and Payne
    3.6/10(17 votes)

    S5:E11

    Curtis, Calvin and the rest of the Paynes are caught in the middle of a Hernandez family confrontation between Carlos and his son, Diego.

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  19. Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 Episode 10 - Slightly Payneful Truth
    3.4/10(16 votes)

    S5:E10

    Malik, as a favor to Alexandra, helps Consuela prepare for her U.S. citizenship test. Curtis jumps in to help when Malik gets sick.

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  20. Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 Episode 7 - Payneful News
    3.3/10(16 votes)

    S5:E7

    Calvin and Miranda are trying to have a baby, but they run into problems when they discover that Calvin isn't "firing on all cylinders."

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  21. Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 Episode 8 - Payneful Loss
    3.2/10(13 votes)

    S5:E8

    Ella and Rosie conspire to get themselves and their husbands to lose weight and get healthy. Meanwhile, Malik and Kevin get in over their heads when they throw a house party while house sitting for Calvin and Miranda.

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  22. Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 Episode 3 - Your Wife's a Payne
    3.1/10(16 votes)

    S5:E3

    Calvin and Miranda move into their new digs, but Miranda's shadowy past life as a con artist comes to the fore. Elsewhere, it gets snippy at the barbershop when the couple quarrel over business plans.

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  23. Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 Episode 21 - Bringing Down the House
    2.8/10(15 votes)

    S5:E21

    The foundation of the Payne house needs desperate repair. Curtis tries to save money by hiring a jackleg contractor, who ends up doing more damage and the Paynes have to move out of their house. Meanwhile, Ella grows closer to Paul, the man at the mall.

    Director:Unknown
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  24. Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 Episode 24 - Back Where We Belong
    2.8/10(20 votes)

    S5:E24

    Curtis and Calvin move into the barbershop due to their marriage problems, which causes hair raising havoc in the process. Meanwhile, Floyd blows up when he learns of Zach and Olivia's act of love.

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  25. Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 5 Episode 25 - Surprise! (Part 1 of 2)
    2.8/10(18 votes)

    S5:E25

    Calvin has gotten the $20,000 needed to repair his parent's house and surprises them with the check. Meanwhile, Janine reveals that CJ is in Chicago interviewing for a new job.

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Season 5 Ratings Summary

"The Talent Show" is the best rated episode of "Tyler Perry's House of Payne" season 5. It scored 5.9/10 based on 19 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 4/22/2009. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "Payne And Prejudice".