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#1 - I Keep Coming Up Short
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 7/11/2007
Curtis has impotency issues. Meanwhile, C.J. tries to work out his debt.
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#2 - The Buck Stops Here
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 7/11/2007
The firefighters do a pinup calendar as a fundraiser and are surprised when a new firefighter assigned to the house is a woman named Angel. Meanwhile, Jazmine sells candy for her school.
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#3 - Wax On, Wax Off
Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 7/18/2007
Malik's going through puberty and the women in the house are clueless. Meanwhile, a failing inspection at the firehouse is Curtis's fault.
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#4 - Head of the Class
Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 7/18/2007
Jazmine, despite being in the 3rd grade, runs for president of the school. She enlists the entire family into helping her with election with Uncle Curtis as her debate opponent.
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#5 - Paternity and Fraternity: Part 1
Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 7/25/2007
An old high school flame of C.J.'s comes back in his life with a claim that is bound to rock his world. Meanwhile, Malik's hanging around a bad group of kids and gets into trouble.
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#6 - Paternity and Fraternity: Part 2
Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 7/25/2007
The possibility that CJ might be the father of another child continues to be a family issue. Meanwhile, Malik continues to keep company with sketchy kids.
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#7 - Cracking Under Pressure
Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 8/1/2007
Janine and her associates from the crack-house break in and steal from the Payne's house. Meanwhile, Calvin trains for a marathon.
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#8 - Club PCP
Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 8/1/2007
Calvin plans a house party when the rest of the family visits relatives in Florida.
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#9 - Sadly Mistaken
Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 8/8/2007
Janine's associate, Beverly, steals Ella's identity, causing Ella to be briefly jailed for check kiting. Afterward, Ella feels compelled to confront Janine at the crack house. Meanwhile, Calvin crams for mid-terms.
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#10 - And Justice for All
Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 8/8/2007
Malik and Kevin meet someone on the Internet, who turns out to be a man. Meanwhile, Curtis and Claretha have jury duty together.
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#11 - I Got the Hook Up
Season 1 Episode 21 - Aired 8/15/2007
Everyone tries to hook C.J. up on a date. Meanwhile, a woman who's HIV-positive volunteers at the Help Center.
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#12 - Absolutely Positive
Season 1 Episode 22 - Aired 8/15/2007
Curtis gets a colonoscopy and thinks he's dying. Meanwhile, Calvin goes on a date with Karen, the woman who's HIV-positive.
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#13 - The Perfect Storm
Season 1 Episode 23 - Aired 8/22/2007
The firehouse is overwhelmed by a nasty storm that hits Atlanta. Miscommunication about retrieving the kids from school causes a mix up that leads to sparks flying between C.J. and the assistant principal.
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#14 - Teacher's Pet
Season 1 Episode 24 - Aired 8/22/2007
After Jazmine "rescues" a hamster from her school, her assistant principal comes to the Payne household to investigate. When Malik finds out that Jazmine did abscond with the hamster, they keep it a secret, and it becomes a problem, and the mayhem becomes the order of the day.
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#15 - Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 1
Season 1 Episode 25 - Aired 8/29/2007
Brown burns down his house and imposes himself on the Paynes. And Calvin's new girlfriend offers him an investment opportunity.
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#16 - Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 2
Season 1 Episode 26 - Aired 9/5/2007
Tension escalates between Curtis and Mr. Brown, a Payne houseguest in the wake of his home fire. Meanwhile, Malik gets a tattoo and comes to regret that decision.
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#17 - Weeping May Endure for a Night
Season 1 Episode 27 - Aired 9/12/2007
Mr. Brown, Cora and Will come by the Paynes after Pop Brown's funeral. Brown is upset because Pop Brown left him his run down house which makes Brown thinks his Daddy really hates him. After going on another bad date, Calvin starts a website called "She's A Whack" dot com only for it to backfire on him.
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#18 - The Big Test
Season 1 Episode 28 - Aired 9/19/2007
C.J. has a date with Nicole who tells him she is waiting until she is married before having sex. Meanwhile, Jazmine cheats on a test.
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#19 - Balancing Act
Season 1 Episode 29 - Aired 9/26/2007
C.J. tries to find time for Nicole without neglecting the children. Meanwhile, Jazmine hopes a new look will attract the attention of Malik's friend.
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#20 - Why Can't We Be Friends
Season 1 Episode 30 - Aired 10/3/2007
Jazmine's friend, Tiffany, convinces Jazmine that C.J. is going to marry Nicole and move to San Francisco with Nicole just like her Dad did when he remarried. Jazmine and Tiffany devise a plan to break up C.J. and Nicole. Meanwhile, Curtis and Malik clean out the attic and bond.
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#21 - Dog Day Afternoon
Season 1 Episode 31 - Aired 10/10/2007
While Malik must make a documentary for a school assignment, Curtis is unknowingly roped into assisting a bank robber.
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#22 - New Beginnings
Season 1 Episode 32 - Aired 10/17/2007
When his divorce from Janine is at last finalized, C.J. attempts to start life anew, and his firehouse buddies urge him to savor the single life. Meanwhile, Janine asks Ella to get her into a rehab.
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#23 - Heavy Petting
Season 1 Episode 33 - Aired 10/24/2007
When an old friend of C.J.'s turns up, they stir up jealousy in Nicole which causes C.J. and Nicole's budding romance to hit a bump. In the meantime, the Payne children push to get a pooch.
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#24 - The Fast and the Furious
Season 1 Episode 34 - Aired 10/31/2007
Curtis must take an online driving course after he gets a speeding ticket. Meanwhile, Claretha and Ella clash over playing the lottery.
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#25 - Gone in 60 Seconds
Season 1 Episode 35 - Aired 11/7/2007
Curtis surprises the family with a new motorcycle, but his new bike causes more trouble than any one family could ever imagine. Malik's new friend from New York convinces him to steal Curtis' motorcycle, leaving Curtis no choice but to press charges, causing Ella to kick him out of the house. (Part one of three.)
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The Worst Episodes of House of Payne
Every episode of House of Payne ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of House of Payne!
The show revolved around a multi-generational family living under one roof in Atlanta led by patriarch Curtis Payne and his wife Ella.
Genre:Comedy
Worst Episodes Summary
"I Keep Coming Up Short" is the worst rated episode of "House of Payne". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 7/11/2007. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Buck Stops Here".