5.3/1043 votes#1 - Wife Swap
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 3/5/2008
Curtis and Ella's relationship hits a bump when Ella claims that Curtis takes her for granted. Curtis learns his lesson when the always sassy Madea materializes in one of his dreams as his wife. Elsewhere, Malik takes up football in order to woo a cheerleader.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 5.0/1029 votes
#2 - Stop Being All Funky
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 3/5/2008
C.J. meets Janine's new boyfriend, Bryan and becomes jealous when Bryan spoils the kids with expensive gifts.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 5.6/1024 votes
#3 - Guess Who Is Coming to Dinner
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 3/12/2008
As Malik invites his new girlfriend to a Payne family dinner, Calvin again woos Miranda, who ripped him off during a previous romance but now insists she's changed her ways. Miranda's acceptance back into the Payne house is slow at first, but eventually she charms her way back. Meanwhile, Malik's new girlfriend has a surprise that beats Miranda's return. Will the Paynes ever have a normal day?
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 5.1/1028 votes
#4 - Game Over
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 3/12/2008
The men and women prepare for game night at the Payne house. Meanwhile, Ella's old college friend comes to visit, and she brings with her an old secret about her and Curtis that upsets Ella. The secret also sparks an argument among all the younger couples. The Payne house has never been so heated.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 5.8/1027 votes
#5 - Crazy in Love
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 12/12/2007
Curtis' womanizing friend Jimmy, who sponges off women, charms Claretha. Meanwhile C.J. has to deal with an all too grateful woman after saving her life - much to the amusement of his fellow firefighters.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 5.2/1020 votes
#6 - Time to Clean House
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 9/19/2007
The family has had it with Calvin's shenanigans, so they lay down some house rules. Calvin decides to move in with his girlfriend, who finds out just how dependent he is. Meanwhile, Malik and Jazmine help Claretha clean house.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 5.0/1019 votes
#7 - Living with Liz
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 9/19/2007
Janine's mother, Liz, comes for a surprise visit, but she brings with her an attitude that needs readjusting. Fortunately, the Paynes are all about readjusting attitudes, especially Curtis. The Paynes discover that Janine's father threw Liz out of the house, so they attempt to bring the two back together. Meanwhile, Janine's having a hard time hiding that she's pregnant.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 5.3/1019 votes
#8 - Aches and Paynes
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 9/19/2007
Jazmine reveals her fear of visiting the dentist when she develops a painful toothache. Meanwhile, Calvin is devastated once he receives the news that Tracie wants to see other people and end their relationship.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 4.7/1020 votes
#9 - It's a Boy
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 9/19/2007
While the crew responds to an emergency call, Curtis finds himself all alone at the firehouse with a very pregnant woman. Meanwhile, Calvin and Tracie's relationship begins to wilt when Tracie questions if Calvin's ready for a mature relationship.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 4.1/1023 votes
#10 - The Big Bang Theory
Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 9/26/2007
Blue, Janine's former drug dealer, demands that he receives the money that she owes him or he will threaten to harm the family. Meanwhile, another bully at Malik's school starts to harass him. But he finds Curtis' gun in the closet and soon believes that he's found the answer to his problem.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 4.2/1022 votes
#11 - Step It Up
Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 9/26/2007
Curtis and Ella's niece comes to town for a scholarship interview, but her appearance and attitude hurt her chances of getting it. Aunt Ella and Janine help her work the judges, but it's them that end up learning a lesson. Meanwhile, Bart's obnoxious nephew hangs out at the firehouse and challenges Malik to a firefighter battle.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 3.7/1019 votes
#12 - Expectations
Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 9/26/2007
Janine, CJ and their respective dates attend a party, but revelations about Janine's pregnancy cause complications. Elsewhere, when the TV fades out, Curtis connects with the cable guy.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
3.6/1019 votes#13 - Cheers
Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 12/5/2007
Malik tries out for cheer leading to obtain the girls' phone numbers but things backfire when he becomes the only male cheerleader. A pregnant Janine packs to move in with Bryan.
Director: Tyler Perry
Writer: N/A
- 4.3/1021 votes
#14 - Can I Get a Witness?
Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 1/30/2008
Ella heads to the hospital after a lump is found in her breast. She confides in Janine but hides it from the rest of the family. Meanwhile, another crisis develops when Calvin witnesses a neighborhood crime, and is urged to go under witness protection.
Director: Tyler Perry
Writer: N/A
5.6/1027 votes#15 - Commencement Day
Season 2 Episode 15 - Aired 12/19/2007
Janine asks Ella to keep her new-found pregnancy a secret. Meanwhile Calvin is going to graduate, but finds out he won't and delays telling Curtis about it.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
5.3/1024 votes#16 - A Shock to the System
Season 2 Episode 16 - Aired 12/26/2007
Malik's best friend, Kevin gets into an accident while staying at the Payne's house. Malik fears losing his best friend. Meanwhile, Calvin gets a new job, but gets fired after insulting his boss, and starts working at the barbershop.
Director: Tyler Perry
Writer: N/A
5.4/1027 votes#17 - Moral Dilemma
Season 2 Episode 17 - Aired 1/2/2008
When $50,000 is found in CJ's truck, a moral dilemma about what to do with the cash begins tearing the Paynes apart. Of course, Curtis wants it as payment for housing CJ's family, but the Paynes can always rely on Ella to lead them to do the right thing.
Director: Tyler Perry
Writer: N/A
4.0/1024 votes#18 - Sex, Lies and Videotapes
Season 2 Episode 18 - Aired 12/5/2007
CJ corners Tanya when he sees a too revealing video of her.
Director: Tyler Perry
Writer: N/A
4.4/1024 votes#19 - The Beat Down
Season 2 Episode 19 - Aired 12/5/2007
Ella and Claretha help a fellow churchgoer who has an abusive boyfriend. Meanwhile, Delante has 2 girlfriends and bites off more than he can chew.
Director: Tyler Perry
Writer: N/A
4.6/1026 votes#20 - Respect Me
Season 2 Episode 20 - Aired 12/5/2007
Angel is fed up with the boorish behavior of her fellow firefighters and complains. But when they no longer treat her as one of the guys she feels excluded. Ella and Malik put a stop to Jasmine's prank.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 4.6/1025 votes
#21 - Trial By Fire Pt. 2
Season 2 Episode 21 - Aired 12/12/2007
Curtis and his team continue to strategize the best way in order to rescue C.J., who remains trapped in the burning house unconscious. Meanwhile, Malik continues to win over his new crush, Taylor.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
4.0/1024 votes#22 - Trial By Fire Pt. 3
Season 2 Episode 22 - Aired 12/12/2007
The search progresses for CJ, who's trapped in a fire-ravaged structure. And love is blind for young Malik, whose crush on Taylor continues.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
3.8/1022 votes#23 - Crazy in Love
Season 2 Episode 23 - Aired 12/12/2007
Curtis' old friend sets his sights on Claretha, and Ella doesn't it like it one bit. Curtis must choose between pleasing his wife, or staying cool with his friend. Meanwhile, C.J. is stalked by a woman he rescued.
Director: Tyler Perry
Writer: N/A
3.6/1027 votes#24 - Reality Check
Season 2 Episode 24 - Aired 12/19/2007
The firehouse becomes the subject of a reality show titled “Sparks,” but the firefighters get burned when the host manipulates their interviews. Elsewhere, Ella takes the children to visit Janine---without CJ's consent.
Director: Tyler Perry
Writer: N/A
5.2/1031 votes#25 - Piece of Mind
Season 2 Episode 25 - Aired 12/19/2007
The Payne gang decides to see a family therapist against Curtis' will. After each family member spends time with the therapist, it's the doctor who needs psychiatric help.
Director: Tyler Perry
Writer: N/A
The Best Episodes of House of Payne Season 2
Every episode of House of Payne Season 2 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of House of Payne Season 2!
The show revolved around a multi-generational family living under one roof in Atlanta led by patriarch Curtis Payne and his wife Ella.
Genre:Comedy
Season 2 Ratings Summary
"Wife Swap" is the best rated episode of "House of Payne" season 2. It scored 5.3/10 based on 43 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 3/5/2008. This episode is rated 0.3 points higher than the second-best, "Stop Being All Funky".