The vampires must defend themselves as an international vampire tribunal gathers to judge them for their transgressions.

When Guillermo is injured, Nadja takes him to Urgent Care. Colin has trouble feeding.

The Baron awakens from his slumber and demands to experience the wonders of the New World in a night out on the town.

As they prepare to attend the most exclusive event on the vampiric social calendar, the vampires try to survive without Guillermo.

The vampires endure the private school admissions interview process.

An ancient beast escapes and threatens the existence of all vampires everywhere.

The mansion gets a makeover.

Nandor visits one of his living descendants, and a lover from Nadja's past re-emerges.

While the vampires fear they've been electronically cursed, Guillermo tries to thwart a deadly threat to his masters.

The housemates grieve the loss of one of their own.

Colin Robinson gets promoted at work, and his new power threatens the balance of power in the vampire house.

After a vengeful enemy from the past appears without warning, Laszlo flees his home and goes into hiding to avoid certain death.

Baby Colin reaches that awkward age.

The fragile truce between the vampires and Staten Island’s werewolves is tested, and Colin Robinson finds romance with a new co-worker.

Nadja trains Jenna on how to take her first victim, and Nandor applies for American citizenship.

Guillermo's fate hangs in the balance as the vampires receive a promotion.

The vampires take a trip to the secret Night Market, where all the supernatural creatures gather to barter and haggle.

Guillermo loses his mind trying to help Nandor plan the perfect vampire wedding.

Coverage of a local water main break brings unwanted attention to the vampires.

Lazslo, in bat form, is captured by Staten Island Animal Control and must be rescued, while Nadja can no longer resist reconnecting with her reincarnated lover Gregor.

Nandor and Laszlo air out their differences on a hunting trip at an isolated cabin, Nadja has a girls' night, and Guillermo reconnects with his family for the first time in twelve years.

The vampires try to plan a lavish bloodfeast in honor of a visit by their ancient master from the Old Country.

The vampires offer shelter to an old nemesis who’s down on his luck.

Nandor is persuaded to reject vampirism and pursue a healthier lifestyle.

The vampires discover the mall.