When Guillermo is injured, Nadja takes him to Urgent Care. Colin has trouble feeding.

An ancient beast escapes and threatens the existence of all vampires everywhere.

The housemates grieve the loss of one of their own.

The vampires embark on a road trip from which they may never return.

Colin has a birthday and a vampire says goodbye.

The vampires get blamed for a murder at a meeting of all the New York vampires and must find a way back to the safety of Staten Island.

As they prepare to attend the most exclusive event on the vampiric social calendar, the vampires try to survive without Guillermo.

A forbidden artifact is used to help Nandor court a health club employee.

While the vampires fear they've been electronically cursed, Guillermo tries to thwart a deadly threat to his masters.

After a vengeful enemy from the past appears without warning, Laszlo flees his home and goes into hiding to avoid certain death.

Nandor is persuaded to reject vampirism and pursue a healthier lifestyle.

The vampires must defend themselves as an international vampire tribunal gathers to judge them for their transgressions.

Colin Robinson gets promoted at work, and his new power threatens the balance of power in the vampire house.

A surprising twist leads to a change of plans.

The Baron awakens from his slumber and demands to experience the wonders of the New World in a night out on the town.

Coverage of a local water main break brings unwanted attention to the vampires.

Guillermo's fate hangs in the balance as the vampires receive a promotion.

Baby Colin reaches that awkward age.

A dispute over who gets to use the newly available empty room under the stairs gets out of control.

Nandor visits one of his living descendants, and a lover from Nadja's past re-emerges.

The vampires offer shelter to an old nemesis who’s down on his luck.

Laszlo's father's ghost returns to make amends, while Nadja and Nandor deal with the shapeshifters who have moved in next door.

Nadja trains Jenna on how to take her first victim, and Nandor applies for American citizenship.

The vampires attend their first human Super Bowl party, while Guillermo’s search for virgins uncovers a deadly threat.

Nandor's old familiar from the 1970s returns to Staten Island, Guillermo leaves to serve a new master, and Nadja and Lazslo revive their musical act.