When Guillermo is injured, Nadja takes him to Urgent Care. Colin has trouble feeding.

An ancient beast escapes and threatens the existence of all vampires everywhere.

The housemates grieve the loss of one of their own.

As they prepare to attend the most exclusive event on the vampiric social calendar, the vampires try to survive without Guillermo.

The vampires embark on a road trip from which they may never return.

Colin has a birthday and a vampire says goodbye.

The vampires endure the private school admissions interview process.

The vampires get blamed for a murder at a meeting of all the New York vampires and must find a way back to the safety of Staten Island.

A forbidden artifact is used to help Nandor court a health club employee.

The mansion gets a makeover.

While the vampires fear they've been electronically cursed, Guillermo tries to thwart a deadly threat to his masters.

Nandor is persuaded to reject vampirism and pursue a healthier lifestyle.

Coverage of a local water main break brings unwanted attention to the vampires.

Colin Robinson gets promoted at work, and his new power threatens the balance of power in the vampire house.

After a vengeful enemy from the past appears without warning, Laszlo flees his home and goes into hiding to avoid certain death.

Baby Colin reaches that awkward age.

A surprising twist leads to a change of plans.

The Baron awakens from his slumber and demands to experience the wonders of the New World in a night out on the town.

The vampires must defend themselves as an international vampire tribunal gathers to judge them for their transgressions.

The vampires take a trip to the secret Night Market, where all the supernatural creatures gather to barter and haggle.

Guillermo loses his mind trying to help Nandor plan the perfect vampire wedding.

The vampires help Sean host a Pride parade. Nadja helps her doll achieve a long-held dream.

Guillermo's fate hangs in the balance as the vampires receive a promotion.

Nandor and Laszlo air out their differences on a hunting trip at an isolated cabin, Nadja has a girls' night, and Guillermo reconnects with his family for the first time in twelve years.

The housemates are invited for a weekend away at the home of a mysterious, illustrious vampire.