Nadja gives back to her community. Laszlo's experiments have some unexpected results.

Laszlo and Nandor try to exorcise the demon who had possessed their neighbor Sean.

Justice is served, both vampirically and also in small claims court.

The opening night of Nadja's vampire nightclub is threatened when the big musical guest cancels.

Guillermo has a visitor from overseas.

The vampires' long-lost fifth roommate returns.

Laszlo and Colin help neighbor Sean find a new job at the railroad at which they claim to work.

The vampires are sent on a mission to New Hampshire to retrieve Nandor, who has lost his mind.

An old flame returns, and an ancient vehicle is resurrected.

Two travelers are shipwrecked and a doll runs away from home.

The vampires return from their world travels to find their mansion on the verge of collapse, and a freakish new creature in the house.

Colin and Nadja have a couples' night with an old friend, while Nandor and Laszlo battle the film crew that have invaded their neighborhood.

Nandor's search for love is finally successful, and Nadja realizes her lifelong ambition of opening a vampire nightclub.

Guillermo gets a new job, and Colin helps Laszlo make a new friend.

The vampires get embroiled in local Staten Island politics as their first step to world domination.

The vampires venture into Manhattan, to make an alliance with an old friend who is now the king of the Manhattan vampires.

Tensions run high as the vampires prepare to host the Biannual Vampire Orgy.

The vampires go to an office party to celebrate Guillermo's promotion.

The vampires try to plan a lavish bloodfeast in honor of a visit by their ancient master from the Old Country.

The vampires hold a séance to deal with a ghost infestation, which leads to a larger ghost infestation.

The vampires offer shelter to an old nemesis who’s down on his luck.

Nandor's old familiar from the 1970s returns to Staten Island, Guillermo leaves to serve a new master, and Nadja and Lazslo revive their musical act.

The vampires discover the mall.

Laszlo's father's ghost returns to make amends, while Nadja and Nandor deal with the shapeshifters who have moved in next door.

Lazslo, in bat form, is captured by Staten Island Animal Control and must be rescued, while Nadja can no longer resist reconnecting with her reincarnated lover Gregor.