The Best Episodes of Barney Miller Season 3

Wojo brings hashish-laced brownies his new girlfriend made to the 12th Precinct, getting the detective squad stoned; while an actor and critic (""natural enemies"" says Harris) square off with dueling swords.

Director: Noam Pitlik

Writer: N/A

A disturbance in the park turns out to be a man who claims to be a werewolf.

Director: Noam Pitlik

Writer: Danny Arnold, Reinhold Weege

An evicted tenant greets a landlord with a musket; Barney's charged with harassment when he books a blind shoplifter.

Director: Noam Pitlik

Writer: Tony Sheehan

The quarantined 12th Precinct tries to make it through the night: Lugar has a 'talk' with Marty and Daryl Driscoll; and Harris has a loud rant in his sleep.

Director: Noam Pitlik

Writer: Danny Arnold, Tony Sheehan

Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest who's fencing stolen goods; a racketeer is using a retarded boy as an assistant.

Director: Noam Pitlik

Writer: Reinhold Weege

Marty is picked up for parole violation with a half ounce of marijuana; Wojo prematurely grants a Russian defector asylum.

Director: Alex March

Writer: Danny Arnold, Tony Sheehan, Reinhold Weege

Wojo brings in a sick perp who collapses on the floor...resulting in the 12th being put under quarantine,with the following personnel present:A lady of the evening [who gets friendly with Fish!], Marty and Mr Driscoll, and of course, Inspector Lugar....

Director: N/A

Writer: Tony Sheehan

Wojo wants to tell Yemana that his Christmas Eve date is a call girl; Fish dons a red suit to catch a mugger who's targeting Kris Kringles; Luger fishes for an invitation from Barney for Christmas Day.

Director: Bruce Bilson

Writer: Tony Sheehan, Reinhold Weege

An impending strike is on everyone's mind, except the woman who was robbed by her computer date. (Part 1 of 2)

Director: Jeremiah Morris

Writer: Reinhold Weege

Barney and Inspector Luger man the fort alone when the detectives go out on strike.

Director: Danny Arnold

Writer: Danny Arnold, Reinhold Weege

Quarters are tight at the 12th when a holdup man is confined with his busload of victims.

Director: Danny Arnold, Noam Pitlik, Reinhold Weege

Writer: Danny Arnold, Tony Sheehan, Reinhold Weege

Weary of waiting for promotion, Levitt announces that he's quitting the force; Barney investigates a sex clinic that borders on brothel status; Harris investigates a rash of crimes ostensibly committed by a juvenile.

Director: Noam Pitlik

Writer: Tony Sheehan

Yemana assists a bigoted Army officer when a bomber threatens a recruiting facility; it's Fish's turn for mugging detail as Victor and Jilly resurface with Bernice in tow.

Director: N/A

Writer: Danny Arnold, Tony Sheehan

Wojo is dismayed to discover that the city doesn't have up-to-date evacuation procedures in the event of an emergency; Fish meets Jilly Pappalardo, a young thief who he will eventually care for in the ""Barney"" spin-off ""Fish.""

Director: Danny Arnold, Noam Pitlik

Writer: Danny Arnold

Barney doesn't see a crime, but Wojo's brought in a man for refusing to aid a mugging victim.

Director: Bruce Bilson

Writer: Reinhold Weege

A power failure darkens spirits at the 12th, where they play host to a man with a split personality.

Director: Danny Arnold, Noam Pitlik, Reinhold Weege

Writer: Danny Arnold, Tony Sheehan

Barney has his hands full with a couple who want his assistance with their cult-influenced daughter, and Nick's bookie who's arrested for his efforts.

Director: Bruce Bilson

Writer: Tony Sheehan, Reinhold Weege

Election Day at the One-Two includes: A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo, who promptly 'loses' him; and Inspector Lugar comes electioneering for a old time political hack.

Director: N/A

Writer: N/A

A latter-day prophet claims the end is near - 5:30, to be precise; a man who hasn't left his apartment since World War II is brought in for refusing to serve jury duty. John Cassisi appears as Victor Kreutzer, a role he would continue to play on ""Fish.""

Director: Bruce Bilson

Writer: Danny Arnold, Reinhold Weege

Rather than return one week per month to uniformed patrol, Wojo quits the force.

Director: Noam Pitlik

Writer: Reinhold Weege

All eyes are on Fish as the city undergoes a first-stage smog alert; an unlikely connection is made between a potential suicide victim and an obscene graffiti artist.

Director: Bruce Bilson

Writer: Reinhold Weege

The 12th may go up in smoke, to the delight of a suicidal couple.

Director: Bruce Bilson

Writer: Tony Sheehan