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The Best Episodes of Barney Miller Season 3

Every episode of Barney Miller Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Barney Miller Season 3!

The Best Episodes of Barney Miller Season 3

Barney Miller is an American situation comedy television series set in a New York City police station in Greenwich Village. The series originally was broadcast...

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  1. Background image for Evacuation
    7.7/10(137 votes)

    #1 - Evacuation

    S3:E1

    Wojo is dismayed to discover that the city doesn't have up-to-date evacuation procedures in the event of an emergency; Fish meets Jilly Pappalardo, a young thief who he will eventually care for in the ""Barney"" spin-off ""Fish.""

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  2. Background image for Quarantine (1)
    8.1/10(161 votes)

    #2 - Quarantine (1)

    S3:E2

    Wojo brings in a sick perp who collapses on the floor...resulting in the 12th being put under quarantine,with the following personnel present:A lady of the evening [who gets friendly with Fish!], Marty and Mr Driscoll, and of course, Inspector Lugar....

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    Director:Unknown
  3. Background image for Quarantine (2)
    8.3/10(148 votes)

    #3 - Quarantine (2)

    S3:E3

    The quarantined 12th Precinct tries to make it through the night: Lugar has a 'talk' with Marty and Daryl Driscoll; and Harris has a loud rant in his sleep.

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    7.8/10(127 votes)

    #4 - Bus Stop

    S3:E4

    Quarters are tight at the 12th when a holdup man is confined with his busload of victims.

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    7.7/10(124 votes)

    #5 - The Election

    S3:E5

    Election Day at the One-Two includes: A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo, who promptly 'loses' him; and Inspector Lugar comes electioneering for a old time political hack.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  6. Background image for Werewolf
    8.7/10(214 votes)

    #6 - Werewolf

    S3:E6

    A disturbance in the park turns out to be a man who claims to be a werewolf.

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  8. Background image for The Recluse
    7.6/10(135 votes)

    #7 - The Recluse

    S3:E7

    A latter-day prophet claims the end is near - 5:30, to be precise; a man who hasn't left his apartment since World War II is brought in for refusing to serve jury duty. John Cassisi appears as Victor Kreutzer, a role he would continue to play on ""Fish.""

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  9. Background image for Noninvolvement
    7.7/10(141 votes)

    #8 - Noninvolvement

    S3:E8

    Barney doesn't see a crime, but Wojo's brought in a man for refusing to aid a mugging victim.

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  10. Background image for Power Failure
    7.7/10(139 votes)

    #9 - Power Failure

    S3:E9

    A power failure darkens spirits at the 12th, where they play host to a man with a split personality.

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  11. Background image for Christmas Story
    8.1/10(165 votes)

    #10 - Christmas Story

    S3:E10

    Wojo wants to tell Yemana that his Christmas Eve date is a call girl; Fish dons a red suit to catch a mugger who's targeting Kris Kringles; Luger fishes for an invitation from Barney for Christmas Day.

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  12. Background image for Hash
    9.3/10(395 votes)

    #11 - Hash

    S3:E11

    Wojo brings hashish-laced brownies his new girlfriend made to the 12th Precinct, getting the detective squad stoned; while an actor and critic (""natural enemies"" says Harris) square off with dueling swords.

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    Director:Noam Pitlik
    Writer:Unknown
  13. Background image for Smog Alert
    7.6/10(127 votes)

    #12 - Smog Alert

    S3:E12

    All eyes are on Fish as the city undergoes a first-stage smog alert; an unlikely connection is made between a potential suicide victim and an obscene graffiti artist.

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  14. Background image for Community Relations
    8.2/10(121 votes)

    #13 - Community Relations

    S3:E13

    An evicted tenant greets a landlord with a musket; Barney's charged with harassment when he books a blind shoplifter.

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    Director:Noam Pitlik
  15. Background image for The Rand Report
    7.6/10(129 votes)

    #14 - The Rand Report

    S3:E14

    Rather than return one week per month to uniformed patrol, Wojo quits the force.

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  16. Background image for Fire '77
    7.5/10(134 votes)

    #15 - Fire '77

    S3:E15

    The 12th may go up in smoke, to the delight of a suicidal couple.

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    Director:Bruce Bilson
  17. Background image for Abduction
    7.8/10(142 votes)

    #16 - Abduction

    S3:E16

    Barney has his hands full with a couple who want his assistance with their cult-influenced daughter, and Nick's bookie who's arrested for his efforts.

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  18. Background image for Sex Surrogate
    7.8/10(137 votes)

    #17 - Sex Surrogate

    S3:E17

    Weary of waiting for promotion, Levitt announces that he's quitting the force; Barney investigates a sex clinic that borders on brothel status; Harris investigates a rash of crimes ostensibly committed by a juvenile.

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    Director:Noam Pitlik
  19. Background image for Moonlighting
    8.2/10(137 votes)

    #18 - Moonlighting

    S3:E18

    Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest who's fencing stolen goods; a racketeer is using a retarded boy as an assistant.

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    8.3/10(137 votes)

    #19 - Asylum

    S3:E19

    Marty is picked up for parole violation with a half ounce of marijuana; Wojo prematurely grants a Russian defector asylum.

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    7.8/10(133 votes)

    #20 - Group Home

    S3:E20

    Yemana assists a bigoted Army officer when a bomber threatens a recruiting facility; it's Fish's turn for mugging detail as Victor and Jilly resurface with Bernice in tow.

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  22. Background image for Strike (1)
    8.0/10(117 votes)

    #21 - Strike (1)

    S3:E21

    An impending strike is on everyone's mind, except the woman who was robbed by her computer date. (Part 1 of 2)

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  23. Background image for Strike (2)
    8.0/10(109 votes)

    #22 - Strike (2)

    S3:E22

    Barney and Inspector Luger man the fort alone when the detectives go out on strike.

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Evacuation" is the best rated episode of "Barney Miller" season 3. It scored 7.7/10 based on 137 votes. Directed by Noam Pitlik, Danny Arnold and written by Danny Arnold, it aired on 9/23/1976. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "Quarantine (1)".