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The Best Episodes of Barney Miller Season 5

Every episode of Barney Miller Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Barney Miller Season 5!

Barney Miller is an American situation comedy television series set in a New York City police station in Greenwich Village. The series originally was broadcast...
Genre:Comedy
Network:ABC

Season 5 Ratings Summary

"Kidnapping (1)" is the best rated episode of "Barney Miller" season 5. It scored 8.2/10 based on 130 votes. Directed by Noam Pitlik and written by Danny Arnold, Tony Sheehan, Reinhold Weege, it aired on 9/14/1978. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "Kidnapping (2)".

  • Kidnapping (1)
    8.2/10130 votes

    #1 - Kidnapping (1)

    Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 9/14/1978

    A political activist abducts a department store magnate; Wojo arrests a prostitute and her Arkansan business manager.

    Director: Noam Pitlik

    Writer: Danny Arnold, Tony Sheehan, Reinhold Weege

  • Kidnapping (2)
    8.3/10113 votes

    #2 - Kidnapping (2)

    Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 9/14/1978

    Wojo delivers the ransom money for the department store owner, while the prostitute charms both Wojo and the victim's nebbish son.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Search
    8.3/10128 votes

    #3 - The Search

    Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 9/21/1978

    Off goes the moustache, as it's Harris' turn for cross-dressing mugging detail; the host of a kids' science show goes off the deep end; Barney's men reopen a twenty-eight year old missing persons case.

    Director: Noam Pitlik

    Writer: Tony Sheehan

  • Dog Days
    8.0/10117 votes

    #4 - Dog Days

    Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 9/28/1978

    The German Shepherd that bit Wojo may be rabid; Barney and Liz prepare for their impending separation.

    Director: Noam Pitlik

    Writer: Reinhold Weege

  • The Baby Broker
    7.9/10116 votes

    #5 - The Baby Broker

    Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 10/5/1978

    A German girl attempts to flee the country rather than surrender her baby to a broker's clients; Levitt turns to stimulants to aid in his self-imposed thirty-six hour shift.

    Director: Noam Pitlik

    Writer: Tony Sheehan

  • Accusation
    8.2/10102 votes

    #6 - Accusation

    Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 10/12/1978

    An accusation of an indiscretion on the part of Dietrich leads to a visit from the gleeful Lieutenant Scanlon of Internal Affairs; Yemana books a rabbi who is running a gambling casino in his synagogue.

    Director: Max Gail

    Writer: N/A

  • The Prisoner
    7.9/10120 votes

    #7 - The Prisoner

    Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 10/19/1978

    A released prisoner can't adjust to civilian life; the widow of a cat burglar elects to perpetuate the family business.

    Director: Noam Pitlik

    Writer: Reinhold Weege

  • Loan Shark
    8.2/10113 votes

    #8 - Loan Shark

    Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 11/2/1978

    Barney notes some uncharacteristic behavior from Yemana; a client can't get a tattoo artist to remove his work; Harris books a youthful loan shark

    Director: Noam Pitlik

    Writer: Tony Sheehan

  • The Vandal
    8.5/10134 votes

    #9 - The Vandal

    Season 5 Episode 9 - Aired 11/9/1978

    Barney has the uneasy feeling that it may have been Levitt that vandalized the precinct squad room; a TV programming executive is assaulted in a coffee shop.

    Director: Noam Pitlik

    Writer: Tony Sheehan

  • The Harris Incident
    8.5/10137 votes

    #10 - The Harris Incident

    Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 11/30/1978

    A stockbroker leaves Wall Street to become a beggar; a rookie cop, assuming Harris to be a felon, shoots at him.

    Director: Noam Pitlik

    Writer: Reinhold Weege

  • The Radical
    7.8/10127 votes

    #11 - The Radical

    Season 5 Episode 11 - Aired 12/7/1978

    Luger faces off against a 60s radical, and Harris arrests a portly second story man.

    Director: Noam Pitlik

    Writer: Tony Sheehan

  • Toys
    8.0/10114 votes

    #12 - Toys

    Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 12/14/1978

    Feuding toy makers create a disturbance; Barney faces his first holiday as a separated man; a claustrophobic prisoner has an understandable problem with the cage.

    Director: Noam Pitlik

    Writer: Tony Sheehan

  • The Indian
    8.4/10119 votes

    #13 - The Indian

    Season 5 Episode 13 - Aired 1/4/1979

    A woman has her shoes stolen - from her feet; Wojo is forced to arrest an aging Indian who only wants to die in the park.

    Director: Noam Pitlik, Reinhold Weege

    Writer: Reinhold Weege

  • Voice Analyzer
    8.6/10117 votes

    #14 - Voice Analyzer

    Season 5 Episode 14 - Aired 1/11/1979

    Lieutenant Scanlon returns, this time attempting to ferret out corruption with a lie detector; Barney is suspicious of a furrier's robbery report.

    Director: Noam Pitlik

    Writer: Reinhold Weege

  • The Spy
    8.0/10101 votes

    #15 - The Spy

    Season 5 Episode 15 - Aired 1/18/1979

    A paranoid spy holds the precinct house at bay; the men bring in a disorderly mime.

    Director: Noam Pitlik

    Writer: Tony Sheehan

  • Wojo's Girl (1)
    7.5/10118 votes

    #16 - Wojo's Girl (1)

    Season 5 Episode 16 - Aired 1/25/1979

    Wojo decides to move in with his girlfriend; Mr. Brauer tells his wife that he's leaving to become a mercenary. This was a pilot for a potential spin-off series, each week focusing on one of the cops' off-duty lives.

    Director: Noam Pitlik

    Writer: Danny Arnold, Tony Sheehan

  • Wojo's Girl (2)
    6.1/10116 votes

    #17 - Wojo's Girl (2)

    Season 5 Episode 17 - Aired 1/25/1979

    Wojo struggles to co-habitate with his ex-prostitute girlfriend.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Middle Age
    7.9/10100 votes

    #18 - Middle Age

    Season 5 Episode 18 - Aired 2/1/1979

    Barney feels the onrush of Father Time; Dietrich books an Olympic hopeful who practices his javelin toss in Central Park; a Hassidic Jew is the target of a diamond thief.

    Director: Noam Pitlik

    Writer: Danny Arnold, Reinhold Weege

  • The Counterfeiter
    8.2/10102 votes

    #19 - The Counterfeiter

    Season 5 Episode 19 - Aired 2/8/1979

    Harris milks a wily counterfeiter for his life story; a man takes exception to a plastic surgeon's work on his wife.

    Director: Max Gail

    Writer: Reinhold Weege, Jeff Stein, Frank Dungan

  • Open House
    8.2/10110 votes

    #20 - Open House

    Season 5 Episode 20 - Aired 2/15/1979

    The 12th Precinct hosts an open house, attracting only vagrants; Barney's joy at moving back home is cut short by the hotel manager that refuses to refund him his upcoming month's rent; Wojo and Harris try to get a lead on an arsonist.

    Director: Noam Pitlik

    Writer: Tony Sheehan

  • Identity
    7.8/10103 votes

    #21 - Identity

    Season 5 Episode 21 - Aired 3/1/1979

    Harris quickly regrets the fact that Dietrich has saved his life; the 12th is asked to assist a thief who has been granted entry into a witness-relocation program.

    Director: Noam Pitlik

    Writer: N/A

  • Computer Crime
    7.7/10109 votes

    #22 - Computer Crime

    Season 5 Episode 22 - Aired 3/15/1979

    A computer firm has difficulty retrieving embezzled funds; an educated young man claims to be under the influence of a voodoo curse.

    Director: Max Gail

    Writer: N/A

  • Graveyard Shift
    7.8/10105 votes

    #23 - Graveyard Shift

    Season 5 Episode 23 - Aired 5/10/1979

    Barney and his crew face the late shift with a man who believes that he is being frequented by a succubus and an irate tourist.

    Director: Noam Pitlik

    Writer: Tony Sheehan

  • Jack Soo, a Retrospective
    9.5/10237 votes

    #24 - Jack Soo, a Retrospective

    Season 5 Episode 24 - Aired 5/17/1979

    The cast step out of character to offer a tribute to Jack Soo, who died during the show's fifth season.

    Director: Noam Pitlik

    Writer: N/A