Flamenco dancers are used to defuse car bombs and a tortoise speaks fluent French.

Dracula and the Werewolf discuss co-worker the Mummy and Beefeaters riot on the streets.

A babysitter gets more than she bargained for when she looks after Dame Margot Fontaine.

A tale of love involving a potato and the first television screening of a classic.

Budding writer Adolf Hitler takes his first book to the publisher.

The merits of programmes are discussed by a panel of late-night pundits.