The Worst Episodes of Big Train

#1 Worst Episode
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7.1/10(79 votes)
#1 - Episode 3
S1:E311/23/1998
Missing Persons Appeal on a fairground ride; Dr. Jekyll and Very Tart; 43rd World Stare-Out Championships; Misters; Ming the Domesticated; Nuns in Captivity; fake psychiatrist; Professor BBQ Pictures; Ming the Unwell; permanent squirrel costume; The Monks and The Johnny; Shakespeare Lookalikes; fake magician; teaching son to ride his bike with varying successes; the hymnast.
Director:Graham Linehan
Writers:Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan
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Director:Graham Linehan
Writers:Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan
7.2/10(56 votes)
#2 - Episode 6
S2:E62/11/2002
The merits of programmes are discussed by a panel of late-night pundits.
Director:Unknown
Writer:Arthur Mathews
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Director:Unknown
Writer:Arthur Mathews
7.3/10(107 votes)
#3 - Episode 1
S1:E111/9/1998
Woman asks for directions in France in English; the boss who continually escapes his employees chasing-up of owed bonuses; the Inquisition; the 43rd stare-out world championships, disturbed by a streaker; Jesus vs. Satan (office bullying); radio dj using child slave labour for puns; The Bee Gees gunfight with Chaka Khan; surgeon taking a call at an inappropriate moment; childlike adults dressed for the hunt but wanting to be firemen.
Director:Graham Linehan
Writers:Andy Riley, Peter Baynham, Arthur Mathews, Kevin Cecil, Graham Linehan
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Director:Graham Linehan
Writers:Andy Riley, Peter Baynham, Arthur Mathews, Kevin Cecil, Graham Linehan
7.3/10(61 votes)
#4 - Episode 5
S2:E52/4/2002
Budding writer Adolf Hitler takes his first book to the publisher.
Director:Unknown
Writer:Arthur Mathews
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Writer:Arthur Mathews
7.4/10(65 votes)
#5 - Episode 2
S2:E21/14/2002
A tale of love involving a potato and the first television screening of a classic.
Director:Unknown
Writer:Arthur Mathews
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Writer:Arthur Mathews
7.4/10(60 votes)
#6 - Episode 4
S2:E41/28/2002
A babysitter gets more than she bargained for when she looks after Dame Margot Fontaine.
Director:Unknown
Writer:Arthur Mathews
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Writer:Arthur Mathews

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7.5/10(79 votes)
#7 - Episode 4
S1:E411/30/1998
The difficulties of being a police sketch artist are uncovered and there is an alternative interpretation of the famous film 'Matter of Life'. Adolf Hitler is in an unusually jovial frame of mind and the World Stare-Out Championships continue with Nanak versus Duran.
Director:Graham Linehan
Writers:Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan
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Director:Graham Linehan
Writers:Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan
7.5/10(87 votes)
#8 - Episode 2
S1:E211/16/1998
Unwilling policeman; something's spooked the jockeys; My Name is Paul, I'm 52-and-a-half-years-old; (costume) cat and mouse fight; jockeys in the will being preyed-upon by The Artist Formerly Known as Prince; "I've turned into a ventriloquist's dummy"; Stare-Out Stare-Break; Small Train, Big Hand, Size-Perception Issues; horse suicide; dating agency - going for the opposite to normal type of date; postman-hitman; hypnotists; Stare-Out Richard Gere; uh-huh-huh, hu-huh, uh-uh-uh-huh-huh.
Director:Graham Linehan
Writers:Peter Baynham, Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan
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Director:Graham Linehan
Writers:Peter Baynham, Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan
7.6/10(74 votes)
#9 - Episode 5
S1:E512/7/1998
A visit from Darryl Hall and John Oates to a deprived council estate causes as much anger as optimism. A daredevil embarks on some crazy antics and Chairman Mao is in 'Top of the Pops' mode. The World Stare-Out Championships features Wallace versus Popstopolous.
Director:Graham Linehan
Writers:Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan
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Director:Graham Linehan
Writers:Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan
7.6/10(74 votes)
#10 - Episode 6
S1:E612/14/1998
The World Stare-Out Championships reach a thrilling climax as Kampagnola takes on Spatsky. Florence Nightingale is shown in a whole new light, a group of office workers react to the appointment of their new boss and Chairman Mao is found in another unusual setting.
Director:Graham Linehan
Writers:Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan
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Director:Graham Linehan
Writers:Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan
7.7/10(60 votes)
#11 - Episode 3
S2:E31/21/2002
Dracula and the Werewolf discuss co-worker the Mummy and Beefeaters riot on the streets.
Director:Unknown
Writer:Arthur Mathews
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7.8/10(71 votes)
#12 - Episode 1
S2:E11/7/2002
Flamenco dancers are used to defuse car bombs and a tortoise speaks fluent French.
Director:Unknown
Writer:Arthur Mathews
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