The Worst Episodes of Black Books
Every episode of Black Books ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Black Books!
Black Books centres around the foul tempered and wildly eccentric bookshop owner Bernard Black. Bernard’s devotion to the twin pleasures of drunkenness and wilful antagonism deepens and enriches both his life and that of Manny, his assistant. Bearded, sweet and good, Manny is everything that Bernard isn’t and is punished by Bernard relentlessly just for the crime of existing. They depend on each other for meaning as Fran, their oldest friend, depends on them for distraction. Black Books is a haven of books, wine and conversation, the only threat to the group’s peace and prosperity is their own limitless stupidity.
Lowest Rated Episodes Summary
The worst episode of "Black Books" is "Travel Writer", rated 7.4/10 from 600 user votes. It was directed by Martin Dennis and written by Dylan Moran, Kevin Cecil, Andy Riley. "Travel Writer" aired on 4/8/2004 and is rated 0.3 point(s) lower than the second lowest rated, "He's Leaving Home".
7.4/10 600 votes#1 - Travel Writer
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 4/8/2004
Fran & Manny become enamored with a dashing travel writer giving a talk at the shop, while Bernard contends with a most unorthodox new landlord.
Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Dylan Moran, Kevin Cecil, Andy Riley
7.7/10 790 votes#2 - He's Leaving Home
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 11/3/2000
Manny runs away from the bookshop into the arms of a beard loving photographer.
Director: Graham Linehan, Nick Wood
Writer: Dylan Moran, Graham Linehan
7.7/10 679 votes#3 - Blood
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 3/22/2002
Manni and Bernard try to keep up with modern book shops and in doing so Manni helps Fran get over her boredom by encouraging her to look up her family tree.
Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Dylan Moran, Kevin Cecil, Andy Riley
7.7/10 632 votes#4 - Moo-Ma and Moo-Pa
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 3/25/2004
Manny's parents visit the shop for the weekend, and the lies he's told them throw Fran and Bernard's lives into chaos.
Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Dylan Moran, Kevin Cecil, Andy Riley
7.7/10 608 votes#5 - A Little Flutter
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 4/1/2004
Bernard becomes addicted to gambling and forces Manny and Fran to compete for one job at the shop in order to finance his bets.
Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Dylan Moran, Kevin Cecil, Andy Riley
7.8/10 706 votes#6 - The Fixer
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 3/15/2002
Bernard and Manni have to deal with a gangster turned writer who plans to hold a reading of his autobiography at the book shop, however he can't read. Meanwhile Fran gets an office job where she isn't quite sure what she is meant to be doing.
Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Dylan Moran, Arthur Mathews
7.8/10 667 votes#7 - Hello Sun
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 3/29/2002
Fran tries to cleanse her lifestyle by taking up yoga and going on a radical diet, while Bernard and Manni receive some books on Freud and their lives descend into his famous theories.
Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Dylan Moran
7.8/10 664 votes#8 - A Nice Change
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 4/5/2002
When construction starts next door to the shop, Manni, Bernard and Fran try to decide what to do while it continues.
Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Dylan Moran
7.9/10 735 votes#9 - Fever
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 3/8/2002
On a scorching hot day, Manni tries to maintain his body temperature so it doesn't go over 88 degrees; Fran has problems with a new neighbour, and Bernard tries to find an appropriate "summer girl".
Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Dylan Moran, Kevin Cecil, Andy Riley
8.0/10 1,153 votes#10 - Cooking the Books
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/29/2000
Bernard’s dodgy accountant has to go on the run, leaving him ill prepared to fill out his own tax return. In fact Bernard would rather do anything than fill it out.
Director: Graham Linehan, Nick Wood
Writer: Dylan Moran, Graham Linehan
8.0/10 878 votes#11 - The Blackout
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 10/20/2000
A hyper, coffee fueled Manny is mistaken for a policeman.
Director: Graham Linehan, Nick Wood
Writer: Dylan Moran, Graham Linehan
8.1/10 961 votes#12 - Manny's First Day
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 10/6/2000
After Manny’s help with the tax return Bernard is persuaded to hire him in the shop. Unfortunately he actually sells some books, much to Bernard’s annoyance.
Director: Graham Linehan, Nick Wood
Writer: Dylan Moran, Graham Linehan
8.1/10 726 votes#13 - Manny Come Home
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 3/11/2004
When Manny defects to Goliath Books after an "incident" with Bernard, his ex-employer's life spirals out of control. Meanwhile Fran returns from holiday only to be greeted by the squalor of Bernard's shop.
Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Dylan Moran, Kevin Cecil, Andy Riley
8.1/10 664 votes#14 - Party
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 4/15/2004
Manny and Fran drag Bernard along with them to a party, but the drunken aftermath dredges up secrets and bitterness.
Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Dylan Moran, Kevin Cecil, Andy Riley
8.2/10 901 votes#15 - The Big Lock-Out
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/27/2000
The shop gets a new security system that no-one can work.
Director: Graham Linehan, Nick Wood
Writer: Dylan Moran, Graham Linehan
8.2/10 802 votes#16 - The Entertainer
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 3/1/2002
Fran decides to take up piano lessons with a very prominent teacher, however all doesn't go to plan and she ends up having to ask Manni for a favour. Meanwhile Bernard asks a girl out and once again Manni is called upon for a favour.
Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Dylan Moran
8.3/10 728 votes#17 - Elephants and Hens
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 3/18/2004
When Bernard holds a children's themed book day in the shop, Fran bets Manni and Bernard they couldn't write a children's book over a weekend, while Bernard bets Fran back that she will have an awful time at her friend's hen party.
Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Dylan Moran, Kevin Cecil, Andy Riley
8.6/10 1,122 votes#18 - Grapes of Wrath
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/13/2000
Bernard and Manny accept a house-sitting job to get away from their new cleaner. They also drink some wine.
Director: Graham Linehan, Nick Wood
Writer: Dylan Moran, Graham Linehan