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Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom S5E12 — I Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a Woman

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Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom•Season 5•Episode 12

I Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a Woman

6.8/10 · 6 votesJan 21, 202210 min

Ranked #6 of 6 in Season 5•−0.9 vs season avg

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Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.

Written byGrant O'Brien

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Episode Summary

"I Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a Woman" is episode 12 of Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom season 5. It scored 6.8/10 from 6 votes, ranking #6 of 6 episodes this season (season average 7.7). Written by Grant O'Brien, it aired on January 21, 2022.

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