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The Best Episodes of Desperate Housewives

Every episode of Desperate Housewives ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Desperate Housewives!

Looking down on her friends and family isn't a way of life for Mary Alice Young... it's a way of death. One day, in her...
Genres:MysteryDramaComedy
Network:ABC

Best Episodes Summary

"Bang" is the best rated episode of "Desperate Housewives". It scored 9.5/10 based on 2123 votes. Directed by Larry Shaw and written by Joe Keenan, it aired on 11/5/2006. This episode scored 0.3 points higher than the second highest rated, "Something's Coming".

  • Bang
    9.5/102,123 votes
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    #1 - Bang

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 11/5/2006

    Everyone's lives on Wisteria Lane are forever changed when Carolyn Bigsby holds shoppers hostage at a local supermarket. Meanwhile, Gabrielle and Carlos finish dividing their assets: Gabrielle gets the house, and Carlos gets everything in it. Susan is preparing to go to Paris with Ian.

    Director: Larry Shaw

    Writer: Joe Keenan

  • Something's Coming
    9.2/101,297 votes
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    #2 - Something's Coming

    Season 4 Episode 9 - Aired 12/2/2007

    A tornado comes to Wisteria Lane, forcing residents into basements, cellars and safe rooms, and destroying homes and lives. Meanwhile, Susan ends up at the hospital after falling down the stairs.

    Director: David Grossman

    Writer: John Pardee, Joey Murphy

  • The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened
    9.2/101,614 votes
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    #3 - The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened

    Season 5 Episode 13 - Aired 1/18/2009

    When Eli Scruggs (Beau Bridges), the neighborhood handyman, passes away, the residents of Wisteria Lane realize how much he affected their lives.

    Director: Larry Shaw

    Writer: Marc Cherry, Bob Daily

  • Finishing the Hat
    9.1/101,083 votes
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    #4 - Finishing the Hat

    Season 8 Episode 23 - Aired 5/13/2012

    Everything that begins must eventually end. This episode of beginnings and endings walks us both backwards and forwards as we take our final stroll down Wisteria Lane.

    Director: David Grossman

    Writer: Marc Cherry

  • Down the Block There's a Riot
    8.9/10845 votes
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    #5 - Down the Block There's a Riot

    Season 7 Episode 10 - Aired 12/12/2010

    Paul's nefarious plan for Wisteria Lane is put into full effect. Juanita discovers that she isn't Gabrielle's biological daughter, and Bree invites Keith (guest star Brian Austin Green) to move in with her, whilst Tom is confronted about his past indiscretion with Renee.

    Director: Larry Shaw

    Writer: Bob Daily

  • One Wonderful Day
    8.8/10939 votes
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    #6 - One Wonderful Day

    Season 1 Episode 23 - Aired 5/22/2005

    Bree confides that she feels guilty because she and Rex were having a fight when he had his heart attack and that now he needs a pacemaker. Lynette's marriage takes a dramatic turn after an upset Tom vows that it is now her turn to go back to work and he'll be staying home with the kids. Carlos finally learns that John and Gabrielle have been lovers for a while, and vows revenge as he is carted off to jail. Mike takes Paul out to a deserted quarry, intending to shoot him.

    Director: Larry Shaw

    Writer: Kevin Murphy, Tom Spezialy, Joey Murphy, John Pardee, Marc Cherry, Katie Ford

  • Free
    8.8/10887 votes
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    #7 - Free

    Season 4 Episode 17 - Aired 5/18/2008

    Susan and Mike try to name their son. Lynette is arrested for supposedly attacking Kayla, and Tom must do what he can to save his family. Bree is being stalked by Orson, and when she meets with Reverend Green, the reverend tries to hit on her. In the meantime, Gabrielle is still helping the police trying to detain Ellie for dealing drugs. Finally, Katherine is visited by her ex-husband, Wayne.

    Director: David Grossman, Bethany Rooney

    Writer: Jeff Greenstein, Bob Daily

  • Give Me the Blame
    8.8/10751 votes
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    #8 - Give Me the Blame

    Season 8 Episode 22 - Aired 5/13/2012

    Bree's trial finally comes to an end with a surprise confession. Tom takes steps to finalize his divorce.

    Director: Larry Shaw

    Writer: Bob Daily

  • Look Into Their Eyes and You See What They Know
    8.7/10821 votes
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    #9 - Look Into Their Eyes and You See What They Know

    Season 5 Episode 19 - Aired 4/19/2009

    Edie becomes the subject as the other housewives reminisce about her: with Susan recalling the first time they met; Lynnette remembers an unforgettable night; Gaby remembers an evening of friendly competition; and Bree remembers how thoughtful she was towards Orson.

    Director: Larry Shaw

    Writer: N/A

  • The Little Things You Do Together
    8.6/10778 votes
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    #10 - The Little Things You Do Together

    Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 2/18/2007

    All of Wisteria Lane gathers at Pizzeria Scavo for the grand opening event, while one resident meets an untimely fate and another accepts a marriage proposal.

    Director: David Grossman

    Writer: Marc Cherry, Joe Keenan

  • Getting Married Today
    8.6/10809 votes
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    #11 - Getting Married Today

    Season 3 Episode 23 - Aired 5/20/2007

    As Gabrielle prepares for her fairy tale wedding, Bree returns to Fairview with a surprise. Meanwhile, Lynette's mother Stella pays her a visit after finding out Lynette has cancer. Finally, Susan and Mike tie the knot in an unexpected location.

    Director: David Grossman

    Writer: Kevin Murphy, Joe Keenan

  • City on Fire
    8.6/10695 votes
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    #12 - City on Fire

    Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 11/16/2008

    Susan's daughter Julie comes to visit with her surprising new boyfriend. Gabrielle learns that Mrs. Hildebrand has made her and Carlos heirs of her entire fortune. A reporter looks to expose Bree's imperfections. Lynette learns Porter and Anne Schilling plan to leave Fairview and disappear. Finally, everyone has gathered at a club to see the guys play in the annual "Battle of the Bands" when a fire erupts, threatening the lives of those in attendance. Some will fall as a hero will rise.

    Director: David Grossman

    Writer: Bob Daily

  • Come on Over for Dinner
    8.6/10627 votes
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    #13 - Come on Over for Dinner

    Season 7 Episode 23 - Aired 5/15/2011

    The Wisteria Lane residents each enjoy a progressive dinner; Renee begins a short-lived relationship with a bartender; Bree sees a connection with Chuck; the housewives cover up a fatal accident.

    Director: Larry Shaw

    Writer: Bob Daily

  • Pilot
    8.5/101,598 votes
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    #14 - Pilot

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 10/3/2004

    Looking down on her friends and family isn't a way of life for Mary Alice Young. It's a way of death. One day, in her perfect house, in the loveliest of suburbs, Mary Alice ended it all. Now she's taking us into the lives of her family, friends and neighbors, commenting from her elevated POV. Her husband's acting suspicious, the neighbors are talking, and her girlfriends are wondering why one of their own would do something so rash… and so messy.

    Director: Charles McDougall

    Writer: Marc Cherry

  • Remember
    8.5/10758 votes
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    #15 - Remember

    Season 2 Episode 23 - Aired 5/21/2006

    Flashbacks take us back to to moving-in day on Wisteria Lane for Bree, Lynette, Susan and Gabrielle and how Mary Alice brought them all together. Back in the present, Bree gets some frightening news. Susan moves into a trailer after her house was burnt down. Lynette and the kids are staying at a hotel. After seeing a report on the news, Gabrielle believes Carlos died. Paul begs Zach to get him a good lawyer via Noah.

    Director: Larry Shaw

    Writer: Tom Spezialy, Alexandra Cunningham, Marc Cherry, Jenna Bans

  • Welcome to Kanagawa
    8.5/10766 votes
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    #16 - Welcome to Kanagawa

    Season 4 Episode 10 - Aired 1/6/2008

    In the aftermath of the tornado, the residents of Wisteria Lane try to rebuild their lives. Katherine discovers someone may know her secret while Lynette faces the possibility of her family's fate.

    Director: Larry Shaw

    Writer: N/A

  • Boom Crunch
    8.5/10695 votes
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    #17 - Boom Crunch

    Season 6 Episode 10 - Aired 12/6/2009

    Gabrielle and Lynette's friendship is on the brink of collapse, whereas Bree and Orson come to an agreement about their marriage. Meanwhile, Susan hatches a plan to help an irrational Katherine, and Danny's vital mistake might cost Angie her freedom. In the meantime, Christmas cheer is curtailed when disaster strikes, as a plane crashes down on Wisteria Lane, putting lives in peril.

    Director: David Grossman

    Writer: John Pardee, Joey Murphy

  • I Guess This Is Goodbye
    8.5/10684 votes
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    #18 - I Guess This Is Goodbye

    Season 6 Episode 23 - Aired 5/16/2010

    Gaby risks her safety to help Angie; Lynette's fate and that of her unborn child lie in the hands of Eddie; Susan comes to grips with her financial woes; Bree considers confessing a secret she's harbored for years; and Angie must submit to Patrick's demands in order to protect her son.

    Director: David Grossman

    Writer: Alexandra Cunningham

  • Guilty
    8.4/10927 votes
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    #19 - Guilty

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/28/2004

    In the aftermath of tragedy with Bree's son Andrew running over Carlos' mother Juanita Solis, the residents of Wisteria Lane take stock of their lives. Meanwhile, Susan grows suspicious of Mike's real reason for moving to the street. Lynette reaches the breaking point in her addiction to the twins' ADD medication as she tries other measures like acupuncture to release her stress. The mysterious Mr. Shaw gets down to business as he develops a relationship with Edie. Lastly, Gabrielle confesses her adulterous affair to a priest while Carlos' mother Juanita is in the hospital.

    Director: Larry Shaw, Fred Gerber

    Writer: Kevin Murphy

  • That's Good, That's Bad
    8.4/10712 votes
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    #20 - That's Good, That's Bad

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 11/27/2005

    George stalks Bree, despite her efforts to break up with him. Lynette takes charge of office politics. Carlos is paroled from prison and returns a new man, and Gabrielle is jealous of his new 'holier-than-thou' confidante. Susan meets her birth father and tries to begin a relationship with him.

    Director: Larry Shaw

    Writer: Kevin Murphy

  • Now You Know
    8.4/10846 votes
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    #21 - Now You Know

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 9/30/2007

    Susan learns that she is expecting a child while Bree continues to fake her own pregnancy. Gabrielle begins an affair with her ex-husband, Carlos and Lynette tries to conceal her cancer from her friends and children. The episode also introduces Katherine Mayfair, Susan's old friend who returns to the neighborhood after being away for 12 years.

    Director: Larry Shaw

    Writer: Marc Cherry

  • Now I Know, Don’t Be Scared
    8.4/10744 votes
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    #22 - Now I Know, Don’t Be Scared

    Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 11/4/2007

    This is the show's first Halloween episode. Edie Britt's biggest fear comes true when Carlos walks out on their relationship. Susan finds Mike's father, who was supposedly dead. Danielle goes into labor right in the middle of the Halloween party... and somebody has to deliver the baby.

    Director: Larry Shaw

    Writer: Dahvi Waller, Susan Nirah Jaffee

  • A Spark. To Pierce the Dark.
    8.3/10626 votes
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    #23 - A Spark. To Pierce the Dark.

    Season 5 Episode 18 - Aired 3/22/2009

    Bree contemplates selling her business in order to revive her marriage. Meanwhile, Lynette is threatened at work; Katherine is caught in an unforseen circumstance; and Edie's worst fear begins to come true.

    Director: David Grossman

    Writer: Alexandra Cunningham

  • If It's Only in Your Head
    8.3/10666 votes
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    #24 - If It's Only in Your Head

    Season 5 Episode 24 - Aired 5/17/2009

    Lynette adapts to Tom's decision to go back to school, Orson takes a beating that Bree cannot comprehend, Gabrielle's niece moves to Wisteria Lane, and Susan and MJ's lives are in grave danger at the hands of Dave.

    Director: David Grossman

    Writer: Jeffrey Richman

  • Lovely
    8.3/10607 votes
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    #25 - Lovely

    Season 6 Episode 15 - Aired 2/21/2010

    Former exotic dancer Robin will have a profound effect on Susan's friends with three teenage boys at home, Lynette will keep a watchful eye; Bree picks up a few tricks to engage Orson; Gaby looks for help with troublesome niece Ana; and Katherine will find a friendly companion.

    Director: David Warren

    Writer: N/A