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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Desperate Housewives Season 7 Episode 7 - A Humiliating Business
    5.7/10(10 votes)

    #1 - A Humiliating Business

    S7:E7

    A reluctant Susan accepts Lynette's offer to be baby Paige's nanny; Bree meets Keith's parents; Renee makes a proposal that Lynette can't refuse; Gaby fears that Bob might be trying to seduce Carlos after they become friends; and Beth begins to question Paul's motives for returning to Wisteria Lane.

    Director:Larry Shaw
    Writer:Marco Pennette

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  2. Desperate Housewives Season 7 Episode 14 - Flashback
    5.9/10(9 votes)

    #2 - Flashback

    S7:E14

    While in therapy, Gabrielle learns the truth about her past; Keith becomes suspicious about Bree's secret; Lynette's mother tells a lie to a coroner about Frank's death; Mike confronts Zach about Paul's shooting; someone makes arrangements to give Susan a new kidney.

    Director:Andrew Doerfer
    Writer:Matt Berry

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  3. Desperate Housewives Season 7 Episode 9 - Pleasant Little Kingdom
    6.0/10(9 votes)

    #3 - Pleasant Little Kingdom

    S7:E9

    Gabrielle desperately tries to figure out a way to keep Grace in her life; Keith plans a very special dinner with Bree; Tom is angry at Lynette for not disclosing his special attributes to the other ladies; Renee tells Susan a deep, dark secret; and Paul's plan for Wisteria Lane is revealed

    Director:Arlene Sanford
    Writer:David Flebotte

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  4. Desperate Housewives Season 3 Episode 12 - Not While I'm Around
    6.6/10(10 votes)

    #4 - Not While I'm Around

    S3:E12

    Bree isn't happy Alma has moved to Wisteria Lane. Gabrielle's secret admirer is revealed. The new Scavo Pizzeria faces an uncertain future. Julie and Austin go to Edie about giving them parental consent to buy birth control pills.

    Director:David Grossman
    Writers:Kevin Murphy, Kevin Etten

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  5. Desperate Housewives Season 4 Episode 12 - In Buddy's Eyes
    6.6/10(10 votes)

    #5 - In Buddy's Eyes

    S4:E12

    Gabrielle struggles with the reality of having a blind husband. Lynette is surprised when Rick Coletti shows up at the Scavo pizzeria. Bree and Katherine join forces to plan the Founders Day Ball. As part of his recovery, Mike asks a few people for forgiveness, and Orson starts sleepwalking.

    Director:Larry Shaw
    Writer:Jeff Greenstein

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  6. Desperate Housewives Season 8 Episode 13 - Is This What You Call Love?
    6.7/10(7 votes)

    #6 - Is This What You Call Love?

    S8:E13

    Bree's sexual escapades are getting out of hand and help comes from an unexpected source, Susan learns that Julie is pregnant, and Gabby has to deal with a situation at Juanita's school.

    Director:David Grossman
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Desperate Housewives Season 2 Episode 18 - Everybody Says Don't
    6.8/10(12 votes)

    #7 - Everybody Says Don't

    S2:E18

    Carlos and Gaby learn the truth about their baby. An ex-stripper gives birth to her child, and Gabrielle holds her for the first time. Also, Paul Young comes to face his demons head on with Wisteria Lane. Lastly, Lynette is forced to give a court deposition about Bree's drinking and alcoholism.

    Directors:Tom Cherones, Tom Cher
    Writers:Alexandra Cunningham, Jim Lincoln, Jenna Bans

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  8. Desperate Housewives Season 3 Episode 3 - A Weekend in the Country
    6.8/10(11 votes)

    #8 - A Weekend in the Country

    S3:E3

    It is a holiday weekend on Wisteria Lane. Bree and Orson are going on their honeymoon, while Gabrielle and Lynette are going a spa vacation and Tom is going on a camping trip with the kids. Meanwhile Susan is going on a quiet romantic getaway with Ian, not sure if she's cheating on Mike. However, things don't go as planned.

    Director:Wendey Stanzler
    Writer:Bob Daily

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  9. Desperate Housewives Season 3 Episode 18 - Liaisons
    6.8/10(10 votes)

    #9 - Liaisons

    S3:E18

    Susan considers moving from Wisteria Lane to London. Later, an accident causes Ian, Susan, and their car to find themselves stranded in a lake. Tom feels threatened by the interest a new Scavo's Pizzeria employee Rick shows in Lynette. While debating his opponent in the mayoral election, Victor Lang witnesses something disturbing.

    Director:David Grossman
    Writers:Alexandra Cunningham, Jenna Bans

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  10. Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 21 - Bargaining
    6.8/10(10 votes)

    #10 - Bargaining

    S5:E21

    Bree sinks to a new low to retain the best lawyer, and Gabrielle's vanity is put to the test when she makes a deal with her daughter Juanita. Meanwhile, Lynette and Tom negotiate sex, and Katherine deceives Mike to win his heart. Jackson (guest star Gale Harold) walks back into Susan's life with a proposal, and an unexpected visit sends Dave to do some bargaining of his own.

    Director:David Grossman
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Desperate Housewives Season 6 Episode 1 - Nice Is Different Than Good
    6.8/10(10 votes)

    #11 - Nice Is Different Than Good

    S6:E1

    Mike gets married and his bride is finally revealed will it be Katherine or Susan? Meanwhile, Lynette deals with the realities of being pregnant again; Bree works to break free from Orson; Gaby is tested by Carlos' niece who continues to stay with them; and a new family with dark secrets moves to Wisteria.

    Director:Larry Shaw
    Writer:Marc Cherry

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  12. Desperate Housewives Season 8 Episode 15 - She Needs Me
    6.8/10(6 votes)

    #12 - She Needs Me

    S8:E15

    Susan offers to help the father of Julie's baby raise the child; Bree agrees to go to Maine with Orson - perhaps for good; Karen pleads with Gaby not to tell Roy about her condition; and the loan shark who threatened Ben sets out to ruin Renee.

    Director:Randall Zisk
    Writer:Jason Ganzel

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  13. Desperate Housewives Season 1 Episode 20 - Fear No More
    6.9/10(22 votes)

    #13 - Fear No More

    S1:E20

    Gabrielle plans a big party to bid farewell to Carlos, who is about to head off to jail for eight months. Meanwhile George Williams resurfaces in Bree's life, much to Rex's displeasure. Also, Lynette is shocked to learn that Tom's old girlfriend Annabel Foster who he dumped for Lynette has been hired at his firm again. Meanwhile, Zach continues to stalk Julie while Mike tries to separate Susan from Mary Alice's past secrets. Lastly, housewife Gabrielle is suspecting that she's pregnant.

    Directors:Jeff Melman, Arlene Sanford
    Writers:Jenna Bans, Adam Barr

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  14. Desperate Housewives Season 2 Episode 12 - We're Gonna Be All Right
    6.9/10(14 votes)

    #14 - We're Gonna Be All Right

    S2:E12

    After a number of bad dates, Susan finally meets Dr. Right. Susan flirts with a handsome doctor, but they accidentally head butt. Meanwhile, some old pictures of Gabrielle turn up on the Internet. Tom is alarmed when his kids come down with chicken pox because he never had it. Bree gets arrested. Lastly, after months of silence, Noah Taylor contacts Mike Delfino.

    Director:David Grossman
    Writer:Alexandra Cunningham

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  15. Desperate Housewives Season 3 Episode 22 - What Would We Do Without You?
    6.9/10(10 votes)

    #15 - What Would We Do Without You?

    S3:E22

    While Tom tries to save his marriage, Mike and Susan get engaged. However, Susan's happiness is short-lived when she realizes Gabrielle has stolen her cancelled wedding with Ian. Meanwhile, Edie wants Carlos to move in with her, and she's ready to do anything to make it happen.

    Director:Larry Shaw
    Writer:Bob Daily

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  16. Desperate Housewives Season 4 Episode 5 - Art Isn't Easy
    6.9/10(10 votes)

    #16 - Art Isn't Easy

    S4:E5

    Bob & Lee's contemporary water sculpture in their front yard prompts the Wisteria Lane neighborhood association into action. Edie finds out about the affair that Carlos is having with Gaby. Also, John Rowland wants to rekindle his romance with Gaby.

    Director:David Grossman
    Writer:Jason Ganzel

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  17. Desperate Housewives Season 6 Episode 15 - Lovely
    6.9/10(10 votes)

    #17 - Lovely

    S6:E15

    Former exotic dancer Robin will have a profound effect on Susan's friends with three teenage boys at home, Lynette will keep a watchful eye; Bree picks up a few tricks to engage Orson; Gaby looks for help with troublesome niece Ana; and Katherine will find a friendly companion.

    Director:David Warren
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Desperate Housewives Season 1 Episode 15 - Impossible
    7.0/10(21 votes)

    #18 - Impossible

    S1:E15

    Mike Delfino is questioned about Mrs. Huber's murder by police and is arrested. John's friend, Justin attempts to blackmail Gabrielle with his knowledge of their affair. Meanwhile, Tom wants a big promotion, but Lynette fears that she'd be home alone with the kids more than ever and tries her best in discouraging him in taking the job. Also, Bree is shocked when she finds a condom. Zach Young plans a pool party for the teens on Wisteria Lane, and things get out of hand. Finally, someone comes out of the closet.

    Directors:Larry Shaw, Jeff Melman
    Writers:Tom Spezialy, Marc Cherry

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  19. Desperate Housewives Season 4 Episode 11 - Sunday
    7.0/10(10 votes)

    #19 - Sunday

    S4:E11

    Two weeks after the tornado, with Mike still in rehab, Mrs. Delfino gets a visit from her cousin Tim. Meanwhile, Bree desperately awaits to return to her own house. Gabrielle learns that Carlos' blindness is permanent. Katherine is unable to keep some of her secrets from the women of Wisteria Lane. Finally, a surprise wedding ceremony has its own share of secrets.

    Director:David Grossman
    Writers:Alexandra Cunningham, Lori Kirkland Baker

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  20. Desperate Housewives Season 7 Episode 13 - I'm Still Here
    7.0/10(7 votes)

    #20 - I'm Still Here

    S7:E13

    Lynette feels her mother (guest star Polly Bergen as Stella) is marrying Frank (guest star Larry Hagman), an abrasive and obnoxious man, for all the wrong reasons, and thus tries to talk her out of it. Meanwhile, Carlos becomes concerned when he learns about Gabrielle's obsession with her doll, and Bob and Lee hire a non-maternal Renee to decorate their newly adopted girl's bedroom. Bree runs into Keith's ex-girlfriend (guest star Rochelle Aytes as Amber) and learns some shocking news about his past, and Susan tries to befriend a curmudgeonly man (guest star Gregory Itzin as Dick) who has given up on ever finding a kidney donor. In the meantime, Paul appears to have some plans for Beth (guest star Emily Bergl), as he books a trip for the two of them to a remote cabin in the woods.

    Director:Lonny Price
    Writer:Josann McGibbon

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  21. Desperate Housewives Season 8 Episode 11 - Who Can Say What's True?
    7.0/10(6 votes)

    #21 - Who Can Say What's True?

    S8:E11

    While in Oklahoma, Susan learns that the late Alejandro has been sexually abusing his 15 year old step-daughter, Marisa, just like he abused Gabby years earlier. Meanwhile, Bree gets an unpleasant surprise from a man she meets in a bar, Gabrielle tries to bluff her way through a business dinner in order to woo a potential client for Carlos, and Mike catches Ben doing something he shouldn't do to try to salvage his faltering real estate project.

    Director:Larry Shaw
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Desperate Housewives Season 8 Episode 20 - Lost My Power
    7.0/10(6 votes)

    #22 - Lost My Power

    S8:E20

    With Mike gone, Susan attempts to build a car for MJ's father-and-son school soapbox derby; Bree's attorney, Trip, learns of her previous drunken sexual spree and needs her to come clean about it in order to help strengthen her case; Lynette tries to cause some negative friction between Tom and his girlfriend, Jane, by flirting with his boss and getting him to pile more work on her estranged husband; Gaby is furious with Carlos when he tries to poach one of her rich, personal shopper clients (Doris Roberts) and talk her into helping with his newly formed charity organization; and Renee discovers that Ben is keeping a secret from her about his involvement with Bree -- and the body found at his work site.

    Director:David Grossman
    Writer:Wendy Mericle

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  23. Desperate Housewives Season 1 Episode 18 - Children Will Listen
    7.1/10(21 votes)

    #23 - Children Will Listen

    S1:E18

    Susan's mom pays an unannounced visit to Wisteria Lane after she and her boyfriend call it quits. Meanwhile, Gabrielle faces Carlos' wrath after he learns about the hospital settlement and tries to change their prenuptial agreement in order to keep Gabrielle in check while he serves his jail sentence. Lynette and Bree experience a chill in their friendship after Bree babysits Lynette's kids and dares to discipline Porter. Also, Bree and Rex visit Andrew at the teen rehab camp where they learn some shocking news about their son. Lastly, Felicia gets closer to Zach and reveals some disturbing details about his family in the past.

    Directors:Larry Shaw, Jeff Melman
    Writer:Kevin Murphy

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  24. Desperate Housewives Season 3 Episode 8 - Children and Art
    7.1/10(8 votes)

    #24 - Children and Art

    S3:E8

    Lynette returns home from the hospital. Gabrielle decides to get back into modeling and travels to New York. Susan comes home to find Austin and Julie making out on her couch. Bree meets her antagonistic mother-in-law Gloria, with whom Orson is in a quarrel. Detective Ridley has Mike's house searched.

    Director:Wendey Stanzler
    Writers:Kevin Etten, Jenna Bans

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  25. Desperate Housewives Season 3 Episode 19 - God, That's Good
    7.1/10(11 votes)

    #25 - God, That's Good

    S3:E19

    Gabrielle and Victor will make an unexpected twist in their relationship and will also face a crisis as a video of them sharing a passionate moment in an elevator was caught on tape and is now being used to blackmail them. Edie gets into a fight with one of the ladies that will ruin their "friendship" while another lady on Wisteria Lane ends up in the hospital.

    Director:Larry Shaw
    Writers:Josh Senter, Dahvi Waller

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Worst Episodes Summary

"A Humiliating Business" is the worst rated episode of "Desperate Housewives". It scored 5.7/10 based on 10 votes. Directed by Larry Shaw and written by Marco Pennette, it aired on 11/7/2010. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Flashback".