The Best Episodes of Desperate Housewives Season 5
Every episode of Desperate Housewives Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Desperate Housewives Season 5!
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Season 5 Ratings Summary
The best episode of "Desperate Housewives" season 5 is "You're Gonna Love Tomorrow", rated 8/10 from 779 user votes. It was directed by Larry Shaw and written by Marc Cherry. "You're Gonna Love Tomorrow" aired on 9/28/2008 and is rated 0.2 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "We're So Happy You're So Happy".
8.0/10 779 votes#1 - You're Gonna Love Tomorrow
Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 9/28/2008
Five years have passed since Katherine shot her ex-husband as Susan, Lynette, Bree and Gaby stood together in solidarity to protect her. Susan tries to hide her relationship with a new man; Gaby questions her abilities as a mom; Bree is on the verge of publishing her own cookbook as business partner, Katherine, grows envious; Lynette catches her teenaged twins spearheading illegal activities; and Edie returns to Wisteria Lane in jaw-dropping fashion with a new man in tow.
Director: Larry Shaw
Writer: Marc Cherry
7.8/10 614 votes#2 - We're So Happy You're So Happy
Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 10/5/2008
Unaware of Jackson's whereabouts, Susan goes to a local bar suspecting that he might be with Mike however, she soon lands herself in-trouble; meanwhile, after spending money that did not belong to her, Gabrielle attempts to get Carlos to get a job at the local country club as it pays better. Bree promotes her cook book on a radio show.
Director: David Grossman
Writer: Alexandra Cunningham
7.8/10 612 votes#3 - Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else
Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 10/12/2008
Bree's estranged daughter, Danielle, returns to Wisteria Lane and is met with a deluge of criticism. Meanwhile, Gabrielle and Susan find themselves embroiled in a catfight brought on by an altercation between their kids. To her chagrin, Lynette comes home to find Tom and Dave have formed a garage band after she told him to get rid of his old things. Finally, Katherine and Mrs. McCluskey invite Edie to lunch to press her for more information on Dave.
Director: Bethany Rooney
Writer: Joe Keenan
7.7/10 582 votes#4 - Back in Business
Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 10/19/2008
Bree's new found success causes the rest of the women on Wisteria Lane to feel envious. Lynette longs to return to her days as an ad-executive, and finds an outlet as Bree's marketing manager. Mike feels that he is not a big enough presence in his son's life after M.J. draws a family portrait and leaves him out. Meanwhile, Gaby comes up with a way to have more sex with Carlos.
Director: Scott Ellis
Writer: Joey Murphy, John Pardee
8.3/10 633 votes#5 - Mirror, Mirror
Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 10/26/2008
Driven by a hidden agenda, Dave convinces Susan to throw Mrs. McCluskey a surprise party for her 70th birthday. Jackson wants to take his relationship with Susan to the next level. Gabrielle's concerned she might be pregnant. Tom tells Lynette he's sold the pizzeria. A startling reason for the bond between Bree and Katherine is revealed. And finally, an outraged Mrs. McCluskey has the entire neighborhood questioning her sanity.
Director: Scott Ellis, David Grossman
Writer: Joey Murphy, John Pardee, Jeff Greenstein
7.9/10 587 votes#6 - There's Always a Woman
Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 11/2/2008
Gaby is over the moon when Carlos' client makes them an offer they can't refuse, but a startling discovery leaves her second guessing. Lynette grows suspicious that Tom is cheating on her. After breaking up with Jackson, Susan tries to surprise him, only to find the surprise is on her. Meanwhile, the bond between Bree and Katherine grows. Finally, Mrs. McCluskey enlists the help of her sister Roberta (guest star Lily Tomlin) to dig up dirt on Dave.
Director: Larry Shaw, Matthew Diamond
Writer: John Paul Bullock III
7.8/10 566 votes#7 - What More Do I Need?
Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 11/9/2008
Lynette and Tom uncover the unsettling truth about son Porter. Gabrielle suspects Carlos' best client, Virginia, has ulterior motives. Bree's moment of weakness could bring her great embarrassment and shame. Katherine's not-so-little secret is unveiled. Susan learns of Jackson's true passion. Finally, Mrs. McCluskey's sister Roberta unearths a disturbing fact about Dave.
Director: Larry Shaw
Writer: Matt Berry
8.6/10 679 votes#8 - City on Fire
Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 11/16/2008
Susan's daughter Julie comes to visit with her surprising new boyfriend. Gabrielle learns that Mrs. Hildebrand has made her and Carlos heirs of her entire fortune. A reporter looks to expose Bree's imperfections. Lynette learns Porter and Anne Schilling plan to leave Fairview and disappear. Finally, everyone has gathered at a club to see the guys play in the annual "Battle of the Bands" when a fire erupts, threatening the lives of those in attendance. Some will fall as a hero will rise.
Director: David Grossman
Writer: Bob Daily
8.0/10 568 votes#9 - Me and My Town
Season 5 Episode 9 - Aired 11/30/2008
For Gaby and Carlos, injuries sustained in the fire lead to a fortunate discovery. But for most, the consequences are less forgiving. Lynette and Tom vow to protect son Porter at any cost. Susan must learn to let go of the man she loves. Orson's attempt at a good night's sleep puts Bree in a most precarious, though amusing, position on the day of her big cooking demonstration.
Director: David Warren
Writer: Lori Kirkland Baker
8.1/10 585 votes#10 - A Vision's Just a Vision
Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 12/7/2008
Lynette takes extreme measures to protect her son. Carlos realizes the extent of Gaby's sacrifices for their family. Bree wants to prove to Andrew that she has accepted him for who he is. Katherine finds happiness, as Susan and Mike recognize the fate of their relationship. Meanwhile, Dave starts to lose his grip.
Director: Larry Shaw
Writer: David Flebotte
7.9/10 571 votes#11 - Home Is the Place
Season 5 Episode 11 - Aired 1/4/2009
Bree clashes with Alex's mother for their sons' affections. Gabrielle urges Carlos to take a six-figure job, even though it means spending more time away from home. Susan turns to Lee for company while Jackson is away. Lynette catches Preston talking to Porter on the phone. Meanwhile, Edie grows weary of Dave, whose strange behavior hasn't abated.
Director: David Grossman
Writer: Jamie Gorenberg
- 7.8/10 557 votes
#12 - Connect! Connect!
Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 1/11/2009
Susan and Edie accidentally lock themselves in a basement; the search for Porter leads Lynette to her mother; Mike and Katherine define their relationship; Dave gets closer to exacting revenge.
Director: Ken Whittingham
Writer: Jordon Nardino
9.2/10 1,576 votes#13 - The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened
Season 5 Episode 13 - Aired 1/18/2009
When Eli Scruggs (Beau Bridges), the neighborhood handyman, passes away, the residents of Wisteria Lane realize how much he affected their lives.
Director: Larry Shaw
Writer: Marc Cherry, Bob Daily
- 7.7/10 548 votes
#14 - Mama Spent Money When She Had None
Season 5 Episode 14 - Aired 2/8/2009
Bree treats herself to a new car; Susan wants to send M.J. to the best school even though she and Mike can't afford it; Gaby tries to get back into shape; Lee wonders if he should tell Tom and Lynette some disturbing facts about Dave.
Director: David Warren
Writer: Jason Ganzel
- 7.7/10 536 votes
#15 - In a World Where the Kings are Employers
Season 5 Episode 15 - Aired 2/15/2009
Susan gets a new job. Lynette tells Tom they need to sell Scavo's Pizzeria. Gaby discovers that Carlos' boss has a dirty little secret; Orson confronts Bree after discovering she has given Andrew a raise.
Director: David Grossman
Writer: Lori Kirkland Baker
7.9/10 548 votes#16 - Crime Doesn't Pay
Season 5 Episode 16 - Aired 3/8/2009
Bree tells Lynette she will help Tom find a job; Carlos' adulterous boss puts Gaby in a precarious situation; after a chance encounter with an old acquaintance, Edie looks into Dave's past.
Director: Larry Shaw
Writer: Jamie Gorenberg
7.8/10 539 votes#17 - The Story of Lucy and Jessie
Season 5 Episode 17 - Aired 3/15/2009
Susan tries to impress a teacher at work, Gaby talks Carlos into hiring Lynette, Edie continues to look into Dave's past.
Director: Bethany Rooney
Writer: Jordon Nardino
8.3/10 612 votes#18 - A Spark. To Pierce the Dark.
Season 5 Episode 18 - Aired 3/22/2009
Bree contemplates selling her business in order to revive her marriage. Meanwhile, Lynette is threatened at work; Katherine is caught in an unforseen circumstance; and Edie's worst fear begins to come true.
Director: David Grossman
Writer: Alexandra Cunningham
8.7/10 799 votes#19 - Look Into Their Eyes and You See What They Know
Season 5 Episode 19 - Aired 4/19/2009
Edie becomes the subject as the other housewives reminisce about her: with Susan recalling the first time they met; Lynnette remembers an unforgettable night; Gaby remembers an evening of friendly competition; and Bree remembers how thoughtful she was towards Orson.
Director: Larry Shaw
Writer: N/A
- 7.9/10 545 votes
#20 - Rose's Turn
Season 5 Episode 20 - Aired 4/26/2009
Carlos finds Lynette in a precarious position, which she chooses to hide from Tom, and Gabrielle hastily covers for Tom's coy behavior. Orson tries to hide the truth about his wounds from Bree, while Katherine confesses to Mike, which leads to a surprising realization. In the meantime, Susan confides her dark secret in Dave.
Director: David Warren
Writer: David Flebotte
- 7.7/10 556 votes
#21 - Bargaining
Season 5 Episode 21 - Aired 5/3/2009
Bree sinks to a new low to retain the best lawyer, and Gabrielle's vanity is put to the test when she makes a deal with her daughter Juanita. Meanwhile, Lynette and Tom negotiate sex, and Katherine deceives Mike to win his heart. Jackson (guest star Gale Harold) walks back into Susan's life with a proposal, and an unexpected visit sends Dave to do some bargaining of his own.
Director: David Grossman
Writer: N/A
- 7.8/10 543 votes
#22 - Marry Me a Little
Season 5 Episode 22 - Aired 5/10/2009
Bree goes to extremes to hide her true intentions from Orson, while Susan and Jackson put on an act for the authorities. Lynette is shocked at the lengths Tom will go to in order to look younger, and Katherine masks the truth from Mike, afraid to lose him. Meanwhile, Dave is on edge when he learns a key witness to his misdeeds surfaces.
Director: Larry Shaw
Writer: Jason Ganzel
7.9/10 549 votes#23 - Everybody Says Don't
Season 5 Episode 23 - Aired 5/17/2009
Gabrielle becomes upset when Carlos offers to have his not-so-innocent niece, Ana, come and stay with them for a while and disrupts their routine. Meanwhile, Lynette becomes angry at Tom as he desperately tries to hold on to his youth. The brutal battle of the sexes between Orson and Bree gets nasty when Orson discovers what she's been up to. Elsewhere, Detectives Lyons and Collins make headway in the arson fire.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 8.4/10 648 votes
#24 - If It's Only in Your Head
Season 5 Episode 24 - Aired 5/17/2009
Lynette adapts to Tom's decision to go back to school, Orson takes a beating that Bree cannot comprehend, Gabrielle's niece moves to Wisteria Lane, and Susan and MJ's lives are in grave danger at the hands of Dave.
Director: David Grossman
Writer: Jeffrey Richman