- #1
Bang
S3:E79.5/10(2.2k)Loading...Everyone's lives on Wisteria Lane are forever changed when Carolyn Bigsby holds shoppers hostage at a local supermarket. Meanwhile, Gabrielle and Carlos finish dividing their assets: Gabrielle gets the house, and Carlos gets everything in it. Susan is preparing to go to Paris with Ian.
- Director
- Larry Shaw
- Writer
- Joe Keenan
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0 - #2
The Little Things You Do Together
S3:E158.6/10(802)Loading...All of Wisteria Lane gathers at Pizzeria Scavo for the grand opening event, while one resident meets an untimely fate and another accepts a marriage proposal.
- Director
- David Grossman
- Writer
- Marc Cherry, Joe Keenan
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0 - #3
Getting Married Today
S3:E238.6/10(833)Loading...As Gabrielle prepares for her fairy tale wedding, Bree returns to Fairview with a surprise. Meanwhile, Lynette's mother Stella pays her a visit after finding out Lynette has cancer. Finally, Susan and Mike tie the knot in an unexpected location.
- Director
- David Grossman
- Writer
- Kevin Murphy, Joe Keenan
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0 - #4
Listen to the Rain on the Roof
S3:E18.1/10(853)Loading...It is raining on Wisteria Lane, six months after Mike was run over. He is now in a coma, with Susan by his side. Bree gets engaged to Orson. Gabrielle and Carlos are getting divorced, but they are briefly reunited when their 8½ months pregnant surrogate Xiao-Mei runs away. While adjusting to having another child around the house, Lynette realizes that the girl's mother, Nora, is more than she can handle.
- Director
- Larry Shaw
- Writer
- Jeff Greenstein, Marc Cherry
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0 - #5
The Miracle Song
S3:E108.1/10(732)Loading...The residents of Wisteria Lane celebrate their annual holiday block party. Meanwhile, Gabrielle sets her eyes on a father of a girl she's coaching. Mike is arrested for Monique's murder. Thanks to Lynette, mothers of the neighborhood arrange a protest against Art. This causes his sister a heart attack. And Susan has to cook dinner for Ian's parents.
- Director
- Larry Shaw
- Writer
- Bob Daily
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0 - #6
Gossip
S3:E208.1/10(691)Loading...Susan goes to the therapist and realizes she must choose between Ian and Mike. Travers is having a birthday party which only spells trouble for Mrs. McCluskey, Gabrielle's engagement party is upstaged by an unexpected announcement and the neighborhood is full of gossip about the dead body found on Wisteria Lane.
- Director
- Wendey Stanzler
- Writer
- Joey Murphy, John Pardee
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0 - #7
It Takes Two
S3:E28.0/10(740)Loading...It's wedding day for Bree and Orson but things don't go quite as planned. Meanwhile, the body of a dead woman believed to be Orson's ex-wife is recovered, which interrupts the reception. Susan goes on a date with Ian, but trouble ensues when his in-laws show up at the restaurant. When Nora breaks up with her boyfriend, Lynette decide to hook up Nora with someone. Edie lets her 18-year-old nephew Austin come live with her for some time. Lastly, Xiao-Mei goes into labor.
- Director
- David Grossman
- Writer
- Kevin Murphy, Jenna Bans
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0 - #8
Sweetheart, I Have to Confess
S3:E68.0/10(715)Loading...Susan professes her love for Ian. Gabrielle and Carlos try to rekindle their love. Bree is confronted with Orson's past. In the meantime, Nora and Lynette go to war.
- Director
- David Grossman
- Writer
- Josh Senter, Dahvi Waller
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0 - #9
I Remember That
S3:E148.0/10(701)Loading...Ian proposes to Susan. The Scavo pizzeria prepares for its grand opening. Mike visits a hypnotherapist in hopes of remembering Monique. Gabrielle's romantically interested in a lawyer, but he's working for Zach who wants her for himself. Bree is hospitalized after a fall, after being tricked to climb on a ladder to retrieve Monique's teeth.
- Director
- David Warren
- Writer
- Joey Murphy, John Pardee
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0 - #10
My Husband, the Pig
S3:E168.0/10(729)Loading...Edie gets an unexpected visit from her son. An unexpected pregnancy causes complications. Victor Lang, a man in his 40s running for mayor of Fairview, introduces himself for Gabrielle. The deceased Rex Van De Kamp narrates.
- Director
- Larry Shaw
- Writer
- Brian A. Alexander
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0 - #11
God, That's Good
S3:E198.0/10(693)Loading...Gabrielle and Victor will make an unexpected twist in their relationship and will also face a crisis as a video of them sharing a passionate moment in an elevator was caught on tape and is now being used to blackmail them. Edie gets into a fight with one of the ladies that will ruin their "friendship" while another lady on Wisteria Lane ends up in the hospital.
- Director
- Larry Shaw
- Writer
- Josh Senter, Dahvi Waller
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0 - #12
Into the Woods
S3:E218.0/10(701)Loading...Susan goes into the woods to try to find Mike. Gabrielle gets into an argument with a meter man who gives her a ticket. Victor is elected mayor, and Gabrielle goes back to teach the meter man a lesson. Edie's ex-husband comes back to collect Travers. Lynette realizes she has feelings for another man.
- Director
- David Grossman
- Writer
- Alexandra Cunningham
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0 - #13
What Would We Do Without You?
S3:E228.0/10(693)Loading...While Tom tries to save his marriage, Mike and Susan get engaged. However, Susan's happiness is short-lived when she realizes Gabrielle has stolen her cancelled wedding with Ian. Meanwhile, Edie wants Carlos to move in with her, and she's ready to do anything to make it happen.
- Director
- Larry Shaw
- Writer
- Bob Daily
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0 - #14
No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds
S3:E117.9/10(689)Loading...Tom and Lynette try to make Kayla feel like a part of the family. Alma Hodge decides to pay Orson and Bree a visit. Susan visits Mike in jail to tell him about the lawyer Ian got him. Gabrielle accuses Carlos of trying to sabotage her relationship with Bill. Bree organizes a dinner party to show Susan that Alma is alive.
- Director
- Sanaa Hamri
- Writer
- Alexandra Cunningham, Josh Senter
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0 - #15
Not While I'm Around
S3:E127.9/10(680)Loading...Bree isn't happy Alma has moved to Wisteria Lane. Gabrielle's secret admirer is revealed. The new Scavo Pizzeria faces an uncertain future. Julie and Austin go to Edie about giving them parental consent to buy birth control pills.
- Director
- David Grossman
- Writer
- Kevin Murphy, Kevin Etten
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0 - #16
Liaisons
S3:E187.9/10(698)Loading...Susan considers moving from Wisteria Lane to London. Later, an accident causes Ian, Susan, and their car to find themselves stranded in a lake. Tom feels threatened by the interest a new Scavo's Pizzeria employee Rick shows in Lynette. While debating his opponent in the mayoral election, Victor Lang witnesses something disturbing.
- Director
- David Grossman
- Writer
- Alexandra Cunningham, Jenna Bans
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0 - #17
A Weekend in the Country
S3:E37.8/10(711)Loading...It is a holiday weekend on Wisteria Lane. Bree and Orson are going on their honeymoon, while Gabrielle and Lynette are going a spa vacation and Tom is going on a camping trip with the kids. Meanwhile Susan is going on a quiet romantic getaway with Ian, not sure if she's cheating on Mike. However, things don't go as planned.
- Director
- Wendey Stanzler
- Writer
- Bob Daily
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0 - #18
Like It Was
S3:E47.8/10(700)Loading...Mike has woken up from his coma, and has no recollection of the past two years, and Edie is there to fill in the blanks. Susan is still in the country with Ian, when she receives the news. Bree finds her family is anything but perfect. Lynette is determined not to let Parker quit baseball because he made a commitment, even though he's terrible at it. Carlos moves back into the Solis house, much to Gabrielle's displeasure.
- Director
- Larry Shaw
- Writer
- Joey Murphy, John Pardee
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0 - #19
Nice She Ain't
S3:E57.8/10(704)Loading...The divorce between Gabrielle and Carlos reaches new levels of bitterness. Susan is determined to jog Mike's memory, and realizes Edie has been posing as his girlfriend since he woke up. Tom decides that his dream is to open a pizza parlor, and Lynette is not delighted. Bree tries to break up Danielle and her history teacher, who's been having an affair with her. Meanwhile, Mike's phone number is discovered on a dead woman's body.
- Director
- David Warren
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0 - #20
Children and Art
S3:E87.8/10(709)Loading...Lynette returns home from the hospital. Gabrielle decides to get back into modeling and travels to New York. Susan comes home to find Austin and Julie making out on her couch. Bree meets her antagonistic mother-in-law Gloria, with whom Orson is in a quarrel. Detective Ridley has Mike's house searched.
- Director
- Wendey Stanzler
- Writer
- Kevin Etten, Jenna Bans
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0 - #21
Beautiful Girls
S3:E97.8/10(690)Loading...Gabrielle takes a shot at training potential young beauty queens. After discovering a wall of photos of half-naked boys in his basement, Lynette is convinced her new neighbor Art is a pedophile. Susan stays at Ian's house and clashes with his butler. Carlos asks Mike if he could stay with him for a while. With his mother living in the Hodge house temporarily, another part of Orson's past is revealed.
- Director
- David Grossman
- Writer
- Susan Nirah Jaffee, Dahvi Waller
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0 - #22
Dress Big
S3:E177.8/10(708)Loading...Susan meets her in-laws and finds out some family. Victor is still taking his chances with Gabrielle, while she has a devastating catastrophe at her home. Lynette is encountering new problems at the pizzeria while an unexpected relationship develops on Wisteria Lane.
- Director
- Matthew Diamond
- Writer
- Susan Nirah Jaffee, Kevin Etten
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0 - #23
Come Play Wiz Me
S3:E137.7/10(699)Loading...Gabrielle cannot avoid Zach. Mike's new lawyer suggests he pleads guilty, but Susan doesn't agree with that. Gloria informs Bree that she and Alma believe Bree is the other woman. Instead of going back to work Lynette pretends to be ill so she can help Tom promote the pizzeria at a food fair.
- Director
- Larry Shaw
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The Best Episodes of Desperate Housewives Season 3
Genres:MysteryDramaComedy
Network:ABC
Every episode of Desperate Housewives Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Desperate Housewives Season 3!
Looking down on her friends and family isn't a way of life for Mary Alice Young... it's a way of death. One day, in her...
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Season 3 Ratings Summary
"Bang" is the best rated episode of "Desperate Housewives" season 3. It scored 9.5/10 based on 2183 votes. Directed by Larry Shaw and written by Joe Keenan, it aired on 11/5/2006. This episode is rated 0.9 points higher than the second-best, "The Little Things You Do Together".