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The Best Episodes of Father Ted Season 3

Every episode of Father Ted Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Father Ted Season 3!

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Father Ted Season 3 Episode 3 - Speed 3
    9.1/10(1072 votes)

    S3:E3

    Ted and Dougal turn detective to discover who's behind the bumper crop of hairy babies on Craggy Island. However when justice is done on the culprit he takes a terrible revenge. Dougal's moonlighting stint as island milkman is marred by a bomb set to go off if the milk float drops below 4mph. Does 'The Poseidon Adventure' hold the key to his rescue, or would Father Jack's pet brick come in more useful?

    Director:Graham Linehan
    Writers:Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews

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  2. Father Ted Season 3 Episode 1 - Are You Right There Father Ted?
    8.9/10(843 votes)

    S3:E1

    Ted finally escapes to a new posting at Castlelawn Parochial House, Dublin, with civilised company and frequent jaunts to Paris. Unfortunately a slight misunderstanding over some expenses sends Ted back to his old compadres on the island. After a spot of lads' housecleaning results in Ted being mistakenly tarred as a racist, Ted holds a celebration of Chinese culture to clear his name - though 'Kung Fu Fighting' may not have been an inspired choice of soundtrack. Just when it looks like a happy ending might be in store, a mix-up over some soft furnishings and Nazi memorabilia leaves the Chinese community with a sweet 'n' sour taste in the mouth.

    Director:Graham Linehan
    Writers:Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews

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  3. Father Ted Season 3 Episode 6 - Kicking Bishop Brennan up the Arse
    8.9/10(843 votes)

    S3:E6

    A lost bet with Dick Byrne means Ted has to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse. On cue, Len arrives with PA Father Jessup, the world's most sarcastic priest. Elaborate preparations, a camera, a skirting board, a set of watercolours and some psychological warfare on Ted's part ensure a successful outcome. Or do they?

    Director:Graham Linehan
    Writers:Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews

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  4. Father Ted Season 3 Episode 4 - The Mainland
    8.5/10(683 votes)

    S3:E4

    A perfectly routine trip to the mainland results in Dougal almost dying from malnutrition, Mrs Doyle being chucked in the clink, Ted nearly being beaten up by Victor Meldrew, and Father Jack joining Alcoholics Anonymous. A chance encounter with old friends Noel Furlong and the St. Luke's Youth Group in some spooky caves spells spelaeological trouble for our heroes.

    Director:Declan Lowney
    Writers:Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews

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  5. Father Ted Season 3 Episode 7 - Night of the Nearly Dead
    8.3/10(673 votes)

    S3:E7

    Jumper-wearing pop sensation Eoin McLove comes to visit. Unfortunately his presence leads hundreds of infatuated middle-aged ladies to surround the house, and the usual hilarious mix-ups ensue. But McLove's easy-going stage persona masks a terrible secret.

    Directors:Andy De Emmony, Graham Linehan
    Writers:Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews

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  6. Father Ted Season 3 Episode 2 - Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep
    8.2/10(671 votes)

    S3:E2

    Ted gets mixed up in a web of intrigue and double-cross when he bets the Parochial House heating budget on Chris, the burping sheep. The lads bring Chris to stay at the house in an attempt to improve his chances at 'King of the Sheep 98', but can Ted quell his burping in time for the great day?

    Director:Graham Linehan
    Writers:Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews

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  7. Father Ted Season 3 Episode 5 - Escape from Victory
    8.2/10(625 votes)

    S3:E5

    It's the All-Priests Over-75s Five-A-Side Football challenge, and disaster looms when Ted's star player is nobbled by a bottle of Dreamy-Sleepy Nighty Snoozy-Snooze. Fortunately a pair of fake rubber arms and a remote-controlled wheelchair put our lads in with a chance of beating Dick Byrne this year. As long as they can fool the referee...

    Director:Declan Lowney
    Writers:Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews

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  8. Father Ted Season 3 Episode 8 - Going to America
    8.2/10(623 votes)

    S3:E8

    Ted performs a genuinely unselfish act, and is rewarded with the offer of a parish in California - his wildest dreams come true. However, parting from his long-time companions at the Parochial House proves tricky. Unless Ted can break the news of his departure tactfully to Dougal, Jack and Mrs Doyle, he won't be going to America...

    Director:Graham Linehan
    Writers:Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Speed 3" is the best rated episode of Father Ted season 3. It scored 9.1/10 from 1,072 votes. Directed by Graham Linehan and written by Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews, it aired on March 27, 1998. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "Are You Right There Father Ted?".