The Best Episodes of Father Ted Season 3

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1. #1 Fan Favorite
   

   8.9/10(819 votes)

   #1 - Are You Right There Father Ted?

   S3:E13/15/1998

   Ted finally escapes to a new posting at Castlelawn Parochial House, Dublin, with civilised company and frequent jaunts to Paris. Unfortunately a slight misunderstanding over some expenses sends Ted back to his old compadres on the island. After a spot of lads' housecleaning results in Ted being mistakenly tarred as a racist, Ted holds a celebration of Chinese culture to clear his name - though 'Kung Fu Fighting' may not have been an inspired choice of soundtrack. Just when it looks like a happy ending might be in store, a mix-up over some soft furnishings and Nazi memorabilia leaves the Chinese community with a sweet 'n' sour taste in the mouth.

   Director:Graham Linehan

   Writers:Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews

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   Director:Graham Linehan

   Writers:Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews
2. 

   8.2/10(655 votes)

   #2 - Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep

   S3:E23/20/1998

   Ted gets mixed up in a web of intrigue and double-cross when he bets the Parochial House heating budget on Chris, the burping sheep. The lads bring Chris to stay at the house in an attempt to improve his chances at 'King of the Sheep 98', but can Ted quell his burping in time for the great day?

   Director:Graham Linehan

   Writers:Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews

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   Director:Graham Linehan

   Writers:Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews
3. 

   9.1/10(1045 votes)

   #3 - Speed 3

   S3:E33/27/1998

   Ted and Dougal turn detective to discover who's behind the bumper crop of hairy babies on Craggy Island. However when justice is done on the culprit he takes a terrible revenge. Dougal's moonlighting stint as island milkman is marred by a bomb set to go off if the milk float drops below 4mph. Does 'The Poseidon Adventure' hold the key to his rescue, or would Father Jack's pet brick come in more useful?

   Director:Graham Linehan

   Writers:Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews

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   Director:Graham Linehan

   Writers:Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews
4. 

   8.5/10(662 votes)

   #4 - The Mainland

   S3:E44/3/1998

   A perfectly routine trip to the mainland results in Dougal almost dying from malnutrition, Mrs Doyle being chucked in the clink, Ted nearly being beaten up by Victor Meldrew, and Father Jack joining Alcoholics Anonymous. A chance encounter with old friends Noel Furlong and the St. Luke's Youth Group in some spooky caves spells spelaeological trouble for our heroes.

   Director:Declan Lowney

   Writers:Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews

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   Director:Declan Lowney

   Writers:Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews
5. 

   8.2/10(610 votes)

   #5 - Escape from Victory

   S3:E54/10/1998

   It's the All-Priests Over-75s Five-A-Side Football challenge, and disaster looms when Ted's star player is nobbled by a bottle of Dreamy-Sleepy Nighty Snoozy-Snooze. Fortunately a pair of fake rubber arms and a remote-controlled wheelchair put our lads in with a chance of beating Dick Byrne this year. As long as they can fool the referee...

   Director:Declan Lowney

   Writers:Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews

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   Director:Declan Lowney

   Writers:Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews
6. 

   8.9/10(828 votes)

   #6 - Kicking Bishop Brennan up the Arse

   S3:E64/17/1998

   A lost bet with Dick Byrne means Ted has to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse. On cue, Len arrives with PA Father Jessup, the world's most sarcastic priest. Elaborate preparations, a camera, a skirting board, a set of watercolours and some psychological warfare on Ted's part ensure a successful outcome. Or do they?

   Director:Graham Linehan

   Writers:Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews

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   Director:Graham Linehan

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   8.3/10(655 votes)

   #7 - Night of the Nearly Dead

   S3:E74/24/1998

   Jumper-wearing pop sensation Eoin McLove comes to visit. Unfortunately his presence leads hundreds of infatuated middle-aged ladies to surround the house, and the usual hilarious mix-ups ensue. But McLove's easy-going stage persona masks a terrible secret.

   Directors:Andy de Emmony, Graham Linehan

   Writers:Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews

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   Directors:Andy de Emmony, Graham Linehan

   Writers:Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews
8. 

   8.2/10(603 votes)

   #8 - Going to America

   S3:E85/1/1998

   Ted performs a genuinely unselfish act, and is rewarded with the offer of a parish in California - his wildest dreams come true. However, parting from his long-time companions at the Parochial House proves tricky. Unless Ted can break the news of his departure tactfully to Dougal, Jack and Mrs Doyle, he won't be going to America...

   Director:Graham Linehan

   Writers:Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews

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   Director:Graham Linehan

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