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The Best Episodes of Retired at 35

Every episode of Retired at 35 ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Retired at 35!

Retired at 35 is an American sitcom on TV Land starring George Segal, Jessica Walter, Johnathan McClain, Josh McDermitt, Marissa Jaret Winokur and Ryan Michelle...
Genre:Comedy
Network:TV Land

Best Episodes Summary

"Rocket Man" is the best rated episode of "Retired at 35". It scored 8.4/10 based on 16 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 2/2/2011. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "Workin' Man".

  • Rocket Man
    8.4/1016 votes
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    #1 - Rocket Man

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 2/2/2011

    Alan becomes jealous as David develops a budding relationship with Elaine's new boyfriend, an astronaut.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Workin' Man
    8.2/1046 votes
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    #2 - Workin' Man

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 3/16/2011

    No description available

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Secrets and Lies
    8.1/1016 votes
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    #3 - Secrets and Lies

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 3/23/2011

    No description available

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Stuck in the Meddle
    7.9/1019 votes
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    #4 - Stuck in the Meddle

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 2/23/2011

    Elaine's meddling in her son's personal life prompts a lie from David that quickly spirals out of control.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Tell-Tale Cart
    7.9/1016 votes
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    #5 - The Tell-Tale Cart

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 3/9/2011

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    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Gate Gate
    7.7/1018 votes
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    #6 - Gate Gate

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 3/2/2011

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    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Up North
    7.7/1014 votes
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    #7 - Up North

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 6/26/2012

    Elaine appears determined to pursue a one-night stand of her own after catching Alan in bed with Susan. Alan asks David and Amy (Marissa Jaret Winokur) to find out if their mother is following through on her threat, as he's determined to win her back.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Matchmakers
    7.6/1019 votes
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    #8 - Matchmakers

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 2/16/2011

    David's new status as a matchmaker also has a financial upside, thanks to his top escort---Alan.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • David's Room
    7.2/1019 votes
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    #9 - David's Room

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 2/9/2011

    Elaine and Alan battle for David's affections by buying him fancy gifts. Alan learns that he loves being alone.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Hit It and Quit It
    7.1/1022 votes
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    #10 - Hit It and Quit It

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/26/2011

    Now that Elaine has left, Alan wants to find a relationship with no strings attached, but finds out that he might now be able to handle it. Meanwhile, Elaine comes back into town, and David must keep a secret from his father.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Grifters
    6.8/1011 votes
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    #11 - The Grifters

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 7/18/2012

    David meets a nice girl named Jenn (Danneel Ackles) at the grocery store, and lies to her about his career and financial situations. Alan and Elaine become convinced that Jenn is hiding ulterior motives with regards to David. Amy and Jared agree to move in together, but after Amy gets advice from Alan about the decision, Amy scares Jared about possible marital commitments.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Joey Gutierrez

  • The Break-Up
    6.8/1012 votes
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    #12 - The Break-Up

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 8/8/2012

    Amy is confused after getting a surprise kiss from Brandon, making her question her relationship with Jared. Making matters worse, the entire Robbins family gets involved in Amy's love life. Elsewhere, David and Jenn stuggle to agree on ground rules for their relationship.

    Director: Shelley Jensen

    Writer: Pat Bullard

  • My Best Friend's Wedding
    6.8/1012 votes
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    #13 - My Best Friend's Wedding

    Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 8/29/2012

    The second season concludes with Amy facing a difficult choice: She discovers that Jared wanted to marry her quickly to get a green card, while also realizing how much Brandon is in love with her.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Apartment
    6.6/1015 votes
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    #14 - The Apartment

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 8/1/2012

    David becomes suspicious of Elaine's motives when he discovers that she hasn't released her old apartment yet. David then enlists Amy's help to uncover other secrets their mother might be hiding.

    Director: Shelley Jensen

    Writer: N/A

  • The Proposal
    6.5/1012 votes
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    #15 - The Proposal

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 8/22/2012

    Jared proposes to Amy, leaving Brandon both heartbroken and a little suspicious of Jared's motives when the wedding is scheduled in two weeks. David discovers that Brandon's suspicions have merit.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Poker Face
    6.2/1012 votes
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    #16 - Poker Face

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 7/10/2012

    Elaine takes part in Alan's poker games, making him uncomfortable. David begins working for Brandon's pool care business, but hurts Brandon's feelings by saying that he is embarrassed to tell his parents what his real job is. Brandon meets Amy's boyfriend Jared (John Ross Bowie), which stirs Brandon's romantic feelings for Amy even more.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Pilot
    6.1/1033 votes
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    #17 - Pilot

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/19/2011

    When a New York executive visits his parents in their retirement home, he decides to quit his job and move in; however, his decision prompts them to make a life-altering decision.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • My Dinner With Alan
    6.0/1013 votes
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    #18 - My Dinner With Alan

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 7/25/2012

    Amy pushes her father to be more friendly toward Jared, but later regrets it when Alan convinces Jared to move his huge massage chair into his and Amy's apartment. Elsewhere, David is annoyed when Alan replaces him with Jared on the community's softball team, even giving David's old uniform to Jared.

    Director: David Trainer

    Writer: N/A

  • The Dates
    5.8/1012 votes
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    #19 - The Dates

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 7/3/2012

    Alan and Elaine go to couples therapy, and the therapist (Robin Givens) suggests that each plan a secret date for the other. David moves in with Amy, after the presence of both his parents in the condo begins to bother him. But Amy soon becomes bothered by David's presence.

    Director: Shelley Jensen

    Writer: N/A

  • Knocked Up
    5.8/1015 votes
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    #20 - Knocked Up

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 8/15/2012

    Following her breakup with Jared, Amy fears she may be pregnant with Jared's child. Her excited parents don't bother to wait for confirmation before sharing their happy news.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Chris Case