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Retired at 35 is an American sitcom on TV Land starring George Segal, Jessica Walter, Johnathan McClain, Josh McDermitt, Marissa Jaret Winokur and Ryan Michelle Bathe. It is the network's second original scripted series after

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Retired at 35 Season 2 Episode 2 - The Dates
    5.1/10(12 votes)

    #1 - The Dates

    S2:E2

    Alan and Elaine go to couples therapy, and the therapist (Robin Givens) suggests that each plan a secret date for the other. David moves in with Amy, after the presence of both his parents in the condo begins to bother him. But Amy soon becomes bothered by David's presence.

    Director:Shelley Jensen
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Retired at 35 Season 2 Episode 8 - Knocked Up
    5.3/10(15 votes)

    #2 - Knocked Up

    S2:E8

    Following her breakup with Jared, Amy fears she may be pregnant with Jared's child. Her excited parents don't bother to wait for confirmation before sharing their happy news.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Chris Case

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  3. Retired at 35 Season 2 Episode 5 - My Dinner With Alan
    5.5/10(13 votes)

    #3 - My Dinner With Alan

    S2:E5

    Amy pushes her father to be more friendly toward Jared, but later regrets it when Alan convinces Jared to move his huge massage chair into his and Amy's apartment. Elsewhere, David is annoyed when Alan replaces him with Jared on the community's softball team, even giving David's old uniform to Jared.

    Director:David Trainer
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Retired at 35 Season 2 Episode 3 - Poker Face
    5.7/10(12 votes)

    #4 - Poker Face

    S2:E3

    Elaine takes part in Alan's poker games, making him uncomfortable. David begins working for Brandon's pool care business, but hurts Brandon's feelings by saying that he is embarrassed to tell his parents what his real job is. Brandon meets Amy's boyfriend Jared (John Ross Bowie), which stirs Brandon's romantic feelings for Amy even more.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Retired at 35 Season 1 Episode 1 - Pilot
    6.0/10(33 votes)

    #5 - Pilot

    S1:E1

    When a New York executive visits his parents in their retirement home, he decides to quit his job and move in; however, his decision prompts them to make a life-altering decision.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Retired at 35 Season 2 Episode 9 - The Proposal
    6.0/10(12 votes)

    #6 - The Proposal

    S2:E9

    Jared proposes to Amy, leaving Brandon both heartbroken and a little suspicious of Jared's motives when the wedding is scheduled in two weeks. David discovers that Brandon's suspicions have merit.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Retired at 35 Season 2 Episode 4 - The Grifters
    6.3/10(11 votes)

    #7 - The Grifters

    S2:E4

    David meets a nice girl named Jenn (Danneel Ackles) at the grocery store, and lies to her about his career and financial situations. Alan and Elaine become convinced that Jenn is hiding ulterior motives with regards to David. Amy and Jared agree to move in together, but after Amy gets advice from Alan about the decision, Amy scares Jared about possible marital commitments.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Joey Gutierrez

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  8. Retired at 35 Season 2 Episode 6 - The Apartment
    6.3/10(15 votes)

    #8 - The Apartment

    S2:E6

    David becomes suspicious of Elaine's motives when he discovers that she hasn't released her old apartment yet. David then enlists Amy's help to uncover other secrets their mother might be hiding.

    Director:Shelley Jensen
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Retired at 35 Season 2 Episode 7 - The Break-Up
    6.3/10(12 votes)

    #9 - The Break-Up

    S2:E7

    Amy is confused after getting a surprise kiss from Brandon, making her question her relationship with Jared. Making matters worse, the entire Robbins family gets involved in Amy's love life. Elsewhere, David and Jenn stuggle to agree on ground rules for their relationship.

    Director:Shelley Jensen
    Writer:Pat Bullard

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  10. Retired at 35 Season 2 Episode 10 - My Best Friend's Wedding
    6.3/10(12 votes)

    #10 - My Best Friend's Wedding

    S2:E10

    The second season concludes with Amy facing a difficult choice: She discovers that Jared wanted to marry her quickly to get a green card, while also realizing how much Brandon is in love with her.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Retired at 35 Season 1 Episode 2 - Hit It and Quit It
    6.9/10(22 votes)

    #11 - Hit It and Quit It

    S1:E2

    Now that Elaine has left, Alan wants to find a relationship with no strings attached, but finds out that he might now be able to handle it. Meanwhile, Elaine comes back into town, and David must keep a secret from his father.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Retired at 35 Season 1 Episode 4 - David's Room
    7.0/10(19 votes)

    #12 - David's Room

    S1:E4

    Elaine and Alan battle for David's affections by buying him fancy gifts. Alan learns that he loves being alone.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Retired at 35 Season 1 Episode 5 - Matchmakers
    7.4/10(19 votes)

    #13 - Matchmakers

    S1:E5

    David's new status as a matchmaker also has a financial upside, thanks to his top escort---Alan.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Retired at 35 Season 2 Episode 1 - Up North
    7.4/10(14 votes)

    #14 - Up North

    S2:E1

    Elaine appears determined to pursue a one-night stand of her own after catching Alan in bed with Susan. Alan asks David and Amy (Marissa Jaret Winokur) to find out if their mother is following through on her threat, as he's determined to win her back.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Retired at 35 Season 1 Episode 7 - Gate Gate
    7.5/10(19 votes)

    #15 - Gate Gate

    S1:E7

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Retired at 35 Season 1 Episode 8 - The Tell-Tale Cart
    7.7/10(16 votes)

    #16 - The Tell-Tale Cart

    S1:E8

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Retired at 35 Season 1 Episode 6 - Stuck in the Meddle
    7.8/10(19 votes)

    #17 - Stuck in the Meddle

    S1:E6

    Elaine's meddling in her son's personal life prompts a lie from David that quickly spirals out of control.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Retired at 35 Season 1 Episode 10 - Secrets and Lies
    7.9/10(16 votes)

    #18 - Secrets and Lies

    S1:E10

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Retired at 35 Season 1 Episode 9 - Workin' Man
    8.0/10(46 votes)

    #19 - Workin' Man

    S1:E9

    No description available

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Retired at 35 Season 1 Episode 3 - Rocket Man
    8.2/10(16 votes)

    #20 - Rocket Man

    S1:E3

    Alan becomes jealous as David develops a budding relationship with Elaine's new boyfriend, an astronaut.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Worst Episodes Summary

"The Dates" is the worst rated episode of "Retired at 35". It scored 5.1/10 based on 12 votes. Directed by Shelley Jensen and written by Unknown, it aired on 7/3/2012. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Knocked Up".