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The Best Episodes of The Goodies

Every episode of The Goodies ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of The Goodies!

A British television comedy series of the 1970s and early 1980s, combining surreal sketches and situation comedy.
Genre:Comedy
Network:BBC Two

Best Episodes Summary

"Kitten Kong" is the best rated episode of "The Goodies". It scored 9.1/10 based on 135 votes. Directed by N/A and written by Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor, it aired on 11/12/1971. This episode scored 0.4 points higher than the second highest rated, "Bunfight at the OK Tearooms".

  • Kitten Kong
    9.1/10135 votes
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    #1 - Kitten Kong

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 11/12/1971

    The Goodies' Animal Clinic looks after various problem animals, including Twinkle the kitten who, thanks to Graeme's growth formula, grows to a massive size and terrorises London.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Bunfight at the OK Tearooms
    8.7/1077 votes
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    #2 - Bunfight at the OK Tearooms

    Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 4/28/1975

    With hardly a penny to their name, the Goodies go prospecting for gold - and discover Cornish cream.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Kitten Kong (Montreux edition)
    8.6/1045 votes
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    #3 - Kitten Kong (Montreux edition)

    Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 4/9/1972

    The Goodies' Animal Clinic looks after various problem animals, including Twinkle the kitten who, thanks to Graeme's growth formula, grows to a massive size and terrorises London.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Earthanasia
    8.6/1064 votes
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    #4 - Earthanasia

    Season 7 Episode 6 - Aired 12/22/1977

    It's Christmas Eve, and as The Goodies prepare for Christmas they learn that the world is about to end.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie

  • The Movies
    8.5/1063 votes
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    #5 - The Movies

    Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 2/10/1975

    The Goodies buy a movie studio and attempt to revitalise the British film industry, but ultimately descend into chaos when they each try to shoot their own film at the same time.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Scatty Safari
    8.4/1047 votes
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    #6 - Scatty Safari

    Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 3/17/1975

    The main attraction at The Goodies Star Safari Park, Tony Blackburn, is hearing the call of the wild and pining for his freedom. The trio realise that they can no longer keep such a magnificent beast in captivity, and release him. But who should they get to replace him?

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Radio Goodies
    8.3/1096 votes
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    #7 - Radio Goodies

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 12/20/1970

    The Goodies open a pirate radio station - and post office.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Kung Fu Kapers!
    8.3/1086 votes
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    #8 - Kung Fu Kapers!

    Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 3/24/1975

    Bill reveals himself to be a Grand Master of the infinitely more subtle and superior Lancastrian martial art of Ecky Thump.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • The End
    8.3/1045 votes
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    #9 - The End

    Season 5 Episode 13 - Aired 5/5/1975

    The Goodies’ office accidentally gets covered in concrete, leaving them trapped for a century. They desperately try to survive while they grow hungry and slightly mad…

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Saturday Night Grease
    8.3/1060 votes
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    #10 - Saturday Night Grease

    Season 8 Episode 2 - Aired 1/21/1980

    Bill decides to open Disco Bilius and introduces a mixed dancing competition.

    Director: Bob Spiers

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie

  • Lighthouse Keeping Loonies
    8.2/1054 votes
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    #11 - Lighthouse Keeping Loonies

    Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 3/31/1975

    The Goodies answer an advert for 'a little light housekeeping' and find themselves stuck for five years in charge of an 'overgrown lamp post'.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • It Might as Well be String
    8.2/1047 votes
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    #12 - It Might as Well be String

    Season 6 Episode 5 - Aired 10/19/1976

    A series of too honest ads sees revenue for the Goodies' advertising agency plummet, until Tim discovers the joys of string, and Bill and Graeme set about ripping him off.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie

  • Snooze
    8.1/1083 votes
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    #13 - Snooze

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 11/15/1970

    The Goodies are asked to market a bedtime drink called 'Venom'. They decide that the first thing needed is a name change to 'Snooze'.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Goodies Rule - OK?
    8.1/1084 votes
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    #14 - Goodies Rule - OK?

    Season 5 Episode 14 - Aired 12/21/1975

    The unwanted Goodies finally hit the big time after years of failure, only for the government to topple and all forms of fun to be banned, requiring a civil uprising and a puppet government.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie

  • The Goodies and the Beanstalk
    8.0/10143 votes
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    #15 - The Goodies and the Beanstalk

    Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 12/24/1973

    The Goodies have hit rock-bottom and are forced to sell Buttercup for a tin of baked beans. In an act of desperation, Graeme plants one of the beans...

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie

  • Scoutrageous
    8.0/1056 votes
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    #16 - Scoutrageous

    Season 7 Episode 3 - Aired 11/22/1977

    Tim indoctrinates Bill and Graeme into the Scouts, but they take things to extremes resulting in the movement being declared illegal.

    Director: Bob Spiers

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie

  • Invasion of the Moon Creatures
    7.9/1042 votes
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    #17 - Invasion of the Moon Creatures

    Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 12/8/1973

    Graeme's attempt to send rabbits to the moon seems to be a failure until Bill and Tim's space voyage discovers plots of vegetables and the menacing presence of Big Bunny.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • The Clown Virus
    7.8/1041 votes
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    #18 - The Clown Virus

    Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 2/17/1975

    A job to dispose of a harmless can of 'tomato soup' for an American military base sees the whole British population turned into clowns and ripe for an invasion by US troops.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Hype Pressure
    7.7/1032 votes
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    #19 - Hype Pressure

    Season 6 Episode 2 - Aired 9/28/1976

    Tim invites Bill and Graeme to perform on the talent show he presents.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie

  • Football Crazy
    7.7/1042 votes
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    #20 - Football Crazy

    Season 9 Episode 3 - Aired 1/16/1982

    Bill the soccer hooligan is in fine form as Tim becomes Chief of Police in a bid to stamp out such boorish conduct, with football then becoming so boring that its fans flock to the ballet instead.

    Director: Bob Spiers

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie

  • Beefeaters
    7.6/1093 votes
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    #21 - Beefeaters

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 11/8/1970

    The Goodies are asked to assist in discovering who is stealing the Beefeaters' beef.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Gender Education
    7.6/1068 votes
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    #22 - Gender Education

    Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 12/31/1971

    In response to a proposed appalling BBC film (for schoolchildren, mark you) on S-E-X education, Mrs. Desiree Carthorse - the self-proclaimed most powerful person in the field of television, if not the world, enlists The Goodies to make her version: 'How to Make Babies by Doing Dirty Things'.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Frankenfido
    7.6/1032 votes
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    #23 - Frankenfido

    Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 3/10/1975

    Graeme's dog breeding venture gets out of hand and Tim's only chance to win at Crufts is to dress Bill in a dog costume, which forces Graeme to create a shaggy monster of his own.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Cunning Stunts
    7.6/1031 votes
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    #24 - Cunning Stunts

    Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 4/14/1975

    Bill is fired from the Goodies' newspaper for being a hopeless reporter and after he is rejected by the love of his life, he decides to end it all by entering the Eurovision Raving Loony Contest.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Politics
    7.6/1032 votes
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    #25 - Politics

    Season 8 Episode 1 - Aired 1/14/1980

    Graeme is faced with selling the image of two potential Prime Ministers to the nation; Bill as the revolutionary Che Monyou and Tim as the stunning Timita.

    Director: Bob Spiers

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie