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The Best Episodes of The Goodies

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Every episode of The Goodies ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of The Goodies!

The Best Episodes of The Goodies

A British television comedy series of the 1970s and early 1980s, combining surreal sketches and situation comedy.

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  1. Background image for The Goodies and the Beanstalk
    8.0/10(147 votes)

    #1 - The Goodies and the Beanstalk

    S4:E4

    The Goodies have hit rock-bottom and are forced to sell Buttercup for a tin of baked beans. In an act of desperation, Graeme plants one of the beans...

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  2. Background image for Invasion of the Moon Creatures
    7.7/10(47 votes)

    #2 - Invasion of the Moon Creatures

    S4:E2

    Graeme's attempt to send rabbits to the moon seems to be a failure until Bill and Tim's space voyage discovers plots of vegetables and the menacing presence of Big Bunny.

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  3. Background image for Camelot
    7.5/10(44 votes)

    #3 - Camelot

    S4:E1

    Tim's Uncle King Arthur (actually Arthur King, but appearing as 'King, Arthur' in the phone book) is away on holiday and the Goodies have to look after his home, firstly turning it into a tourist attraction, then having to defend it from the clutches of the local town planner.

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  4. Background image for The Race
    7.5/10(40 votes)

    #4 - The Race

    S4:E7

    A wrong turn to Skegness sees the Goodies winning the Tour de France cycling race, so they decide to also enter Le Mans and convert their disused railway station office into a car.

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  5. Background image for The New Office
    7.2/10(45 votes)

    #5 - The New Office

    S3:E1

    The Goodies need a new office, but after being ripped off in the local estate agent they decide to build their own - a Graeme designed mobile disused railway station.

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  6. Background image for The Winter Olympics
    7.2/10(43 votes)

    #6 - The Winter Olympics

    S3:E3

    The Goodies agree to be Britain's team in the Winter Olympics at the North Pole (there's apparently been a lot of snow there recently).

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  8. Background image for Goodies in the Nick
    7.2/10(38 votes)

    #7 - Goodies in the Nick

    S4:E6

    A timid policeman needs the Goodies' help in boosting his tally of arrests, but their fiendishly cunning bank robbery sees them locked away in prison and desperate to escape.

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  9. Background image for Way Outward Bound
    7.1/10(40 votes)

    #8 - Way Outward Bound

    S3:E6

    The failure to find any kids willing to go to an adventure school forces the Goodies to attend disguised as children, only to find that the school is being used for a far more sinister cause.

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  10. Background image for Hospital for Hire
    7.1/10(40 votes)

    #9 - Hospital for Hire

    S4:E3

    A bad experience with the hospital system forces the Goodies to become doctors themselves and attempt to fix up the health system with the help of Graeme's magic elixir.

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  11. Background image for The Stone Age
    7.0/10(38 votes)

    #10 - The Stone Age

    S4:E5

    Graeme discovers an ancient tunnel below the Goodies' office and his penchant for potholing soon finds them stuck inside the stomach of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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  12. Background image for For Those in Peril on the Sea
    6.9/10(41 votes)

    #11 - For Those in Peril on the Sea

    S3:E5

    Graeme's urge to recreate an early Viking expedition and find the Lost Island Of Munga sees the Goodies shipwrecked and at the mercy of an old foe from a previous show.

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  13. Background image for That Old Black Magic
    6.8/10(41 votes)

    #12 - That Old Black Magic

    S3:E4

    Witch Hazel's problems with casting spells leads the Goodies to help her to contact lost souls via a seance, and Graeme's mystical powers eventually see him turned into a gibbon.

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  14. Background image for Superstar
    6.6/10(32 votes)

    #13 - Superstar

    S3:E7

    Appalled at the offensive songs in the hit parade, the Goodies perform a sickly sweet song on the Maxie Grease Show, but Bill is exploited and turned into a superstar by an unscrupulous agent.

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  15. Background image for Hunting Pink
    6.4/10(38 votes)

    #14 - Hunting Pink

    S3:E2

    Tim is off to spend the weekend at Tally-Ho Towers with his rich Great Uncle Butcher-Fitzsimmons. He is dressed as a Guardsman in the hope that this will impress the old man into leaving him all his money in his will. Bill and Graeme think this is despicable, disgusting - and a very good idea, so they invite themselves along.

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  16. Background image for Double Trouble
    2.0/10(1 votes)

    #15 - Double Trouble

    S2:E13

    The Goodies' bid to win the Nice Person of the Year Award is being sabotaged by the mysterious Dr. Petal and his evil robot doubles of them and other famous people.

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  17. Background image for Beefeaters
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #16 - Beefeaters

    S1:E1

    The Goodies are asked to assist in discovering who is stealing the Beefeaters' beef.

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  18. Background image for Snooze
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    #17 - Snooze

    S1:E2

    The Goodies are asked to market a bedtime drink called 'Venom'. They decide that the first thing needed is a name change to 'Snooze'.

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  19. Background image for Give Police a Chance
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    #18 - Give Police a Chance

    S1:E3

    The Goodies are hired to improve the image of the police with the general public.

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  20. Background image for Playgirl Club
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    #19 - Playgirl Club

    S1:E4

    The Goodies are asked to recover some sexually explicit photographs of politicians.

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  21. Background image for The Greenies
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    #20 - The Greenies

    S1:E5

    The Goodies go on holiday to a Cornish village that has been subjected to military takeover.

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  22. Background image for Cecily
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    #21 - Cecily

    S1:E6

    The Goodies take a job helping out at a stately home, and meet sweet Cecily, who is not all that she seems...

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  23. Background image for Radio Goodies
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    #22 - Radio Goodies

    S1:E7

    The Goodies open a pirate radio station - and post office.

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  24. Background image for The Loch Ness Monster
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    #23 - The Loch Ness Monster

    S2:E1

    The Goodies help a suicidal zookeeper to locate a monster for London Zoo's Snowdon Monster House.

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  25. Background image for Commonwealth Games
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    #24 - Commonwealth Games

    S2:E2

    The Goodies take part in the Commonwealth Games as the British team against the August Bank Holiday Islands - with the entire Commonwealth at stake.

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  26. Background image for Pollution
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    #25 - Pollution

    S2:E3

    The land is covered in pollution and the Goodies suspect corruption.

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Best Episodes Summary

"The Goodies and the Beanstalk" is the best rated episode of "The Goodies". It scored 8/10 based on 147 votes. Directed by Jim Franklin and written by Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, it aired on 12/24/1973. This episode scored 0.3 points higher than the second highest rated, "Invasion of the Moon Creatures".