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The Worst Episodes of The Goodies

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The Worst Episodes of The Goodies

A British television comedy series of the 1970s and early 1980s, combining surreal sketches and situation comedy.

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  1. Background image for Beefeaters
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    #1 - Beefeaters

    S1:E1

    The Goodies are asked to assist in discovering who is stealing the Beefeaters' beef.

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    #2 - Snooze

    S1:E2

    The Goodies are asked to market a bedtime drink called 'Venom'. They decide that the first thing needed is a name change to 'Snooze'.

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    #3 - Give Police a Chance

    S1:E3

    The Goodies are hired to improve the image of the police with the general public.

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    #4 - Playgirl Club

    S1:E4

    The Goodies are asked to recover some sexually explicit photographs of politicians.

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    #5 - The Greenies

    S1:E5

    The Goodies go on holiday to a Cornish village that has been subjected to military takeover.

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    #6 - Cecily

    S1:E6

    The Goodies take a job helping out at a stately home, and meet sweet Cecily, who is not all that she seems...

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    #7 - Radio Goodies

    S1:E7

    The Goodies open a pirate radio station - and post office.

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    #8 - The Loch Ness Monster

    S2:E1

    The Goodies help a suicidal zookeeper to locate a monster for London Zoo's Snowdon Monster House.

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    #9 - Commonwealth Games

    S2:E2

    The Goodies take part in the Commonwealth Games as the British team against the August Bank Holiday Islands - with the entire Commonwealth at stake.

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    #10 - Pollution

    S2:E3

    The land is covered in pollution and the Goodies suspect corruption.

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    #11 - The Lost Tribe

    S2:E4

    The Goodies are asked to find Professor Knutts who went missing whilst leading an expedition to find the Lost Tribe of the Orinoco in 1951. They eventually find him - in Sevenoaks.

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    #12 - Music Lovers

    S2:E5

    Musicians are being kidnapped all over the country, so The Goodies become famous musicians too, eventually get stolen and come face-to-face with their arch-enemy - The Music Master.

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    #13 - For Art's Sake

    S2:E6

    Tim's crusade to stop rich Americans from buying all of Britain's art treasures sees him bidding a huge amount of money for one painting, forcing the Goodies to take drastic action to pay for it.

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    #14 - Kitten Kong

    S2:E7

    The Goodies' Animal Clinic looks after various problem animals, including Twinkle the kitten who, thanks to Graeme's growth formula, grows to a massive size and terrorises London.

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    #15 - Dancing

    S2:E8

    Asked to be part of a formation dancing team, the Goodies find that dancing isn't as gentle and pure as they thought, especially when they encounter Delia Capone and her corrupt team.

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    #16 - Farm Fresh Food

    S2:E9

    Disgusted at the awful cuisine served up at Ye Olde Shepherds Restaurant, the Goodies head to the farm of Tim's uncle for some fresh country food, only to be further disappointed upon arrival.

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    #17 - Free to Live

    S2:E10

    Bill reports Graeme and Tim to the Women's Liberation Front after he disapproves of their treatment of Graeme's new totty. As a punishment, they are sent to work for Lord Charles (a male chauvinist) - Graeme as the butler and Tim as the maid.

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    #18 - Gender Education

    S2:E11

    In response to a proposed appalling BBC film (for schoolchildren, mark you) on S-E-X education, Mrs. Desiree Carthorse - the self-proclaimed most powerful person in the field of television, if not the world, enlists The Goodies to make her version: 'How to Make Babies by Doing Dirty Things'.

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    #19 - Charity Bounce AKA London to Brighton

    S2:E12

    The Goodies are bouncing on space hoppers from London to Brighton for charity. However, they continue to bounce on around the world much to the horror of their tight-fisted sponsor.

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    #20 - Kitten Kong (Montreux edition)

    S2:E14

    The Goodies' Animal Clinic looks after various problem animals, including Twinkle the kitten who, thanks to Graeme's growth formula, grows to a massive size and terrorises London.

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    #21 - The Movies

    S5:E1

    The Goodies buy a movie studio and attempt to revitalise the British film industry, but ultimately descend into chaos when they each try to shoot their own film at the same time.

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    #22 - The Clown Virus

    S5:E2

    A job to dispose of a harmless can of 'tomato soup' for an American military base sees the whole British population turned into clowns and ripe for an invasion by US troops.

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    #23 - Chubby Chumps

    S5:E3

    Tim has become rather flabby while the others have been away fishing, but trims himself down thanks to a brainwashing radio DJ and enters the Miss Housewife of the Year Contest.

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    #24 - Wacky Wales

    S5:E4

    An invitation to an eisteddfod in Wales has the Goodies in all sorts of trouble with the Reverend after they dare to break many of the puritanical local laws and actually try to entertain people.

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    #25 - Frankenfido

    S5:E5

    Graeme's dog breeding venture gets out of hand and Tim's only chance to win at Crufts is to dress Bill in a dog costume, which forces Graeme to create a shaggy monster of his own.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Beefeaters" is the worst rated episode of "The Goodies". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Jim Franklin and written by Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor, it aired on 11/8/1970. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Snooze".