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The Worst Episodes of The Goodies

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The Worst Episodes of The Goodies

A British television comedy series of the 1970s and early 1980s, combining surreal sketches and situation comedy.

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  1. Background image for The Loch Ness Monster
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    #1 - The Loch Ness Monster

    S2:E1

    The Goodies help a suicidal zookeeper to locate a monster for London Zoo's Snowdon Monster House.

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    #2 - Commonwealth Games

    S2:E2

    The Goodies take part in the Commonwealth Games as the British team against the August Bank Holiday Islands - with the entire Commonwealth at stake.

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    #3 - Pollution

    S2:E3

    The land is covered in pollution and the Goodies suspect corruption.

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    #4 - The Lost Tribe

    S2:E4

    The Goodies are asked to find Professor Knutts who went missing whilst leading an expedition to find the Lost Tribe of the Orinoco in 1951. They eventually find him - in Sevenoaks.

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    #5 - Music Lovers

    S2:E5

    Musicians are being kidnapped all over the country, so The Goodies become famous musicians too, eventually get stolen and come face-to-face with their arch-enemy - The Music Master.

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    #6 - For Art's Sake

    S2:E6

    Tim's crusade to stop rich Americans from buying all of Britain's art treasures sees him bidding a huge amount of money for one painting, forcing the Goodies to take drastic action to pay for it.

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    #7 - Kitten Kong

    S2:E7

    The Goodies' Animal Clinic looks after various problem animals, including Twinkle the kitten who, thanks to Graeme's growth formula, grows to a massive size and terrorises London.

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    #8 - Dancing

    S2:E8

    Asked to be part of a formation dancing team, the Goodies find that dancing isn't as gentle and pure as they thought, especially when they encounter Delia Capone and her corrupt team.

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    #9 - Farm Fresh Food

    S2:E9

    Disgusted at the awful cuisine served up at Ye Olde Shepherds Restaurant, the Goodies head to the farm of Tim's uncle for some fresh country food, only to be further disappointed upon arrival.

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    #10 - Free to Live

    S2:E10

    Bill reports Graeme and Tim to the Women's Liberation Front after he disapproves of their treatment of Graeme's new totty. As a punishment, they are sent to work for Lord Charles (a male chauvinist) - Graeme as the butler and Tim as the maid.

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    #11 - Gender Education

    S2:E11

    In response to a proposed appalling BBC film (for schoolchildren, mark you) on S-E-X education, Mrs. Desiree Carthorse - the self-proclaimed most powerful person in the field of television, if not the world, enlists The Goodies to make her version: 'How to Make Babies by Doing Dirty Things'.

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    #12 - Charity Bounce AKA London to Brighton

    S2:E12

    The Goodies are bouncing on space hoppers from London to Brighton for charity. However, they continue to bounce on around the world much to the horror of their tight-fisted sponsor.

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    #13 - Kitten Kong (Montreux edition)

    S2:E14

    The Goodies' Animal Clinic looks after various problem animals, including Twinkle the kitten who, thanks to Graeme's growth formula, grows to a massive size and terrorises London.

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    #14 - Lips, or Almighty Cod

    S6:E1

    Cod have become so scarce that there is nothing to make fish fingers from.

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    #15 - Hype Pressure

    S6:E2

    Tim invites Bill and Graeme to perform on the talent show he presents.

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    #16 - Daylight Robbery on the Orient Express

    S6:E3

    Goodies Holidays is creating an exciting mystery tour aboard the Orient Express for the Detectives Club, but things go astray when the train is hijacked and taken to the Le Boring Contest.

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    #17 - Black and White Beauty

    S6:E4

    Graeme has established a rest home for clapped-out old animals and is sent a pantomime horse, which Tim trains before it is callously stolen by Bill to enter in the Grand National.

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    #18 - It Might as Well be String

    S6:E5

    A series of too honest ads sees revenue for the Goodies' advertising agency plummet, until Tim discovers the joys of string, and Bill and Graeme set about ripping him off.

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    #19 - 2001 and a Bit

    S6:E6

    The futuristic sons of the Goodies have become bored with the extremely violent forms of modern entertainment and seek to revive something truly civilised from their fathers' era - cricket.

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    #20 - The Goodies - Almost Live

    S6:E7

    A concert featuring many of The Goodies' best known songs, including Cactus in my Y-Fronts, Funky Gibbon, Black Pudding Bertha, Bounce, Last Chance Dance and Wild Thing.

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    #21 - Alternative Roots

    S7:E1

    A historical look back at the ancestors of the Goodies; Celtic Kilty (Graeme), County Cutie (Tim) and Kinda Kinky (Bill) and how they were captured by the evil television slave traders.

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    #22 - Dodonuts

    S7:E2

    Disgusted by Tim and Graeme's love of hunting, Bill vows to protect the last dodo.

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    #23 - Scoutrageous

    S7:E3

    Tim indoctrinates Bill and Graeme into the Scouts, but they take things to extremes resulting in the movement being declared illegal.

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    #24 - Punky Business

    S7:E4

    The punk phenomenon grips Britain as even grannies reject niceness.

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    #25 - Royal Command

    S7:E5

    The revised Royal Variety Show hosted by Graeme is so well received by the royal family that they enter showbiz but end up in hospital, requiring the Goodies to act as their replacements.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"The Loch Ness Monster" is the worst rated episode of "The Goodies". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Jim Franklin and written by Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor, it aired on 10/1/1971. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Commonwealth Games".