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The Worst Episodes of The Goodies

Every episode of The Goodies ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of The Goodies!

A British television comedy series of the 1970s and early 1980s, combining surreal sketches and situation comedy.
Genre:Comedy
Network:BBC Two

Worst Episodes Summary

"Animals are People Too" is the worst rated episode of "The Goodies". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, it aired on 2/13/1982. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Free to Live".

  • Animals are People Too
    NaN/100 votes
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    #1 - Animals are People Too

    Season 9 Episode 7 - Aired 2/13/1982

    Graeme's pet shop has a special new line - people dressed up as animals, but they also suffer from being dumped so Tim sets up a protection society, while Graeme cruelly puts the strays to work.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie

  • Free to Live
    5.9/1044 votes
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    #2 - Free to Live

    Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 12/17/1971

    Bill reports Graeme and Tim to the Women's Liberation Front after he disapproves of their treatment of Graeme's new totty. As a punishment, they are sent to work for Lord Charles (a male chauvinist) - Graeme as the butler and Tim as the maid.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • A Kick in the Arts
    6.1/1030 votes
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    #3 - A Kick in the Arts

    Season 8 Episode 3 - Aired 1/28/1980

    The British Olympic team is broke. Tim joins them and competes against Graeme and Bill's Rest of the World team.

    Director: Bob Spiers

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie

  • The Greenies
    6.2/1056 votes
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    #4 - The Greenies

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 12/6/1970

    The Goodies go on holiday to a Cornish village that has been subjected to military takeover.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Commonwealth Games
    6.2/1042 votes
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    #5 - Commonwealth Games

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 10/8/1971

    The Goodies take part in the Commonwealth Games as the British team against the August Bank Holiday Islands - with the entire Commonwealth at stake.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Alternative Roots
    6.2/1028 votes
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    #6 - Alternative Roots

    Season 7 Episode 1 - Aired 11/1/1977

    A historical look back at the ancestors of the Goodies; Celtic Kilty (Graeme), County Cutie (Tim) and Kinda Kinky (Bill) and how they were captured by the evil television slave traders.

    Director: Bob Spiers

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie

  • Charity Bounce AKA London to Brighton
    6.3/1041 votes
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    #7 - Charity Bounce AKA London to Brighton

    Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 1/7/1972

    The Goodies are bouncing on space hoppers from London to Brighton for charity. However, they continue to bounce on around the world much to the horror of their tight-fisted sponsor.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Hunting Pink
    6.4/1035 votes
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    #8 - Hunting Pink

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 2/11/1973

    Tim is off to spend the weekend at Tally-Ho Towers with his rich Great Uncle Butcher-Fitzsimmons. He is dressed as a Guardsman in the hope that this will impress the old man into leaving him all his money in his will. Bill and Graeme think this is despicable, disgusting - and a very good idea, so they invite themselves along.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Holiday
    6.4/1030 votes
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    #9 - Holiday

    Season 9 Episode 6 - Aired 2/6/1982

    A supposedly relaxing holiday in the seaside village of Dunsquabblin turns very stressful when the Goodies are trapped inside for 17 days due to heavy rain and snow.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie

  • Playgirl Club
    6.5/1067 votes
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    #10 - Playgirl Club

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 11/29/1970

    The Goodies are asked to recover some sexually explicit photographs of politicians.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • The Lost Tribe
    6.5/1044 votes
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    #11 - The Lost Tribe

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 10/22/1971

    The Goodies are asked to find Professor Knutts who went missing whilst leading an expedition to find the Lost Tribe of the Orinoco in 1951. They eventually find him - in Sevenoaks.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • For Art's Sake
    6.6/1045 votes
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    #12 - For Art's Sake

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 11/5/1971

    Tim's crusade to stop rich Americans from buying all of Britain's art treasures sees him bidding a huge amount of money for one painting, forcing the Goodies to take drastic action to pay for it.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Rome Antics
    6.7/1028 votes
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    #13 - Rome Antics

    Season 5 Episode 9 - Aired 4/7/1975

    In 55AD the early Goodies venture to Rome to provide entertainment for the fruit-fancying Emperor, but are eventually confronted by Attila the Hun and the invading Barbarians.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Daylight Robbery on the Orient Express
    6.7/1031 votes
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    #14 - Daylight Robbery on the Orient Express

    Season 6 Episode 3 - Aired 10/5/1976

    Goodies Holidays is creating an exciting mystery tour aboard the Orient Express for the Detectives Club, but things go astray when the train is hijacked and taken to the Le Boring Contest.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie

  • Robot
    6.7/1033 votes
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    #15 - Robot

    Season 9 Episode 2 - Aired 1/9/1982

    Due to dire financial conditions, Bill is fired and replaced with a baby robot; however Tim and Graeme need help with raising it and hire a strange, bearded, Swedish nanny.

    Director: Bob Spiers

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie

  • Give Police a Chance
    6.8/1060 votes
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    #16 - Give Police a Chance

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 11/22/1970

    The Goodies are hired to improve the image of the police with the general public.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • For Those in Peril on the Sea
    6.8/1037 votes
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    #17 - For Those in Peril on the Sea

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 3/4/1973

    Graeme's urge to recreate an early Viking expedition and find the Lost Island Of Munga sees the Goodies shipwrecked and at the mercy of an old foe from a previous show.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Superstar
    6.8/1029 votes
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    #18 - Superstar

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 7/7/1973

    Appalled at the offensive songs in the hit parade, the Goodies perform a sickly sweet song on the Maxie Grease Show, but Bill is exploited and turned into a superstar by an unscrupulous agent.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Chubby Chumps
    6.8/1033 votes
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    #19 - Chubby Chumps

    Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 2/24/1975

    Tim has become rather flabby while the others have been away fishing, but trims himself down thanks to a brainwashing radio DJ and enters the Miss Housewife of the Year Contest.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Royal Command
    6.8/1038 votes
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    #20 - Royal Command

    Season 7 Episode 5 - Aired 12/6/1977

    The revised Royal Variety Show hosted by Graeme is so well received by the royal family that they enter showbiz but end up in hospital, requiring the Goodies to act as their replacements.

    Director: Bob Spiers

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie

  • Dancing
    6.9/1042 votes
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    #21 - Dancing

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 11/19/1971

    Asked to be part of a formation dancing team, the Goodies find that dancing isn't as gentle and pure as they thought, especially when they encounter Delia Capone and her corrupt team.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Farm Fresh Food
    6.9/1044 votes
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    #22 - Farm Fresh Food

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 12/10/1971

    Disgusted at the awful cuisine served up at Ye Olde Shepherds Restaurant, the Goodies head to the farm of Tim's uncle for some fresh country food, only to be further disappointed upon arrival.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • The Stone Age
    6.9/1034 votes
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    #23 - The Stone Age

    Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 12/29/1973

    Graeme discovers an ancient tunnel below the Goodies' office and his penchant for potholing soon finds them stuck inside the stomach of a tyrannosaurus rex.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Black and White Beauty
    6.9/1032 votes
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    #24 - Black and White Beauty

    Season 6 Episode 4 - Aired 10/12/1976

    Graeme has established a rest home for clapped-out old animals and is sent a pantomime horse, which Tim trains before it is callously stolen by Bill to enter in the Grand National.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie

  • Pollution
    7.0/1040 votes
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    #25 - Pollution

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 10/15/1971

    The land is covered in pollution and the Goodies suspect corruption.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor