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A British television comedy series of the 1970s and early 1980s, combining surreal sketches and situation comedy.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    The Goodies Season 1 Episode 1 - Beefeaters
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    #1 - Beefeaters

    S1:E1

    The Goodies are asked to assist in discovering who is stealing the Beefeaters' beef.

    Director:Jim Franklin
    Writers:Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

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  2. The Goodies Season 1 Episode 2 - Snooze
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    #2 - Snooze

    S1:E2

    The Goodies are asked to market a bedtime drink called 'Venom'. They decide that the first thing needed is a name change to 'Snooze'.

    Director:Jim Franklin
    Writers:Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

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  3. The Goodies Season 1 Episode 3 - Give Police a Chance
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    #3 - Give Police a Chance

    S1:E3

    The Goodies are hired to improve the image of the police with the general public.

    Director:Jim Franklin
    Writers:Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

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  4. The Goodies Season 1 Episode 4 - Playgirl Club
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    #4 - Playgirl Club

    S1:E4

    The Goodies are asked to recover some sexually explicit photographs of politicians.

    Director:Jim Franklin
    Writers:Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

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  5. The Goodies Season 1 Episode 5 - The Greenies
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    #5 - The Greenies

    S1:E5

    The Goodies go on holiday to a Cornish village that has been subjected to military takeover.

    Director:Jim Franklin
    Writers:Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

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  6. The Goodies Season 1 Episode 6 - Cecily
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    #6 - Cecily

    S1:E6

    The Goodies take a job helping out at a stately home, and meet sweet Cecily, who is not all that she seems...

    Director:Jim Franklin
    Writers:Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

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  7. The Goodies Season 1 Episode 7 - Radio Goodies
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    #7 - Radio Goodies

    S1:E7

    The Goodies open a pirate radio station - and post office.

    Director:Jim Franklin
    Writers:Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

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  8. The Goodies Season 2 Episode 1 - The Loch Ness Monster
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    #8 - The Loch Ness Monster

    S2:E1

    The Goodies help a suicidal zookeeper to locate a monster for London Zoo's Snowdon Monster House.

    Director:Jim Franklin
    Writers:Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

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  9. The Goodies Season 2 Episode 2 - Commonwealth Games
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    #9 - Commonwealth Games

    S2:E2

    The Goodies take part in the Commonwealth Games as the British team against the August Bank Holiday Islands - with the entire Commonwealth at stake.

    Director:Jim Franklin
    Writers:Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

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  10. The Goodies Season 2 Episode 3 - Pollution
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    #10 - Pollution

    S2:E3

    The land is covered in pollution and the Goodies suspect corruption.

    Director:Jim Franklin
    Writers:Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

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  11. The Goodies Season 2 Episode 4 - The Lost Tribe
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    #11 - The Lost Tribe

    S2:E4

    The Goodies are asked to find Professor Knutts who went missing whilst leading an expedition to find the Lost Tribe of the Orinoco in 1951. They eventually find him - in Sevenoaks.

    Director:Jim Franklin
    Writers:Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

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  12. The Goodies Season 2 Episode 5 - Music Lovers
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    #12 - Music Lovers

    S2:E5

    Musicians are being kidnapped all over the country, so The Goodies become famous musicians too, eventually get stolen and come face-to-face with their arch-enemy - The Music Master.

    Director:Jim Franklin
    Writers:Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

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  13. The Goodies Season 2 Episode 6 - For Art's Sake
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    #13 - For Art's Sake

    S2:E6

    Tim's crusade to stop rich Americans from buying all of Britain's art treasures sees him bidding a huge amount of money for one painting, forcing the Goodies to take drastic action to pay for it.

    Director:Jim Franklin
    Writers:Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

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  14. The Goodies Season 2 Episode 7 - Kitten Kong
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    #14 - Kitten Kong

    S2:E7

    The Goodies' Animal Clinic looks after various problem animals, including Twinkle the kitten who, thanks to Graeme's growth formula, grows to a massive size and terrorises London.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

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  15. The Goodies Season 2 Episode 8 - Dancing
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    #15 - Dancing

    S2:E8

    Asked to be part of a formation dancing team, the Goodies find that dancing isn't as gentle and pure as they thought, especially when they encounter Delia Capone and her corrupt team.

    Director:Jim Franklin
    Writers:Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

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  16. The Goodies Season 2 Episode 9 - Farm Fresh Food
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    #16 - Farm Fresh Food

    S2:E9

    Disgusted at the awful cuisine served up at Ye Olde Shepherds Restaurant, the Goodies head to the farm of Tim's uncle for some fresh country food, only to be further disappointed upon arrival.

    Director:Jim Franklin
    Writers:Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

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  17. The Goodies Season 2 Episode 10 - Free to Live
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    #17 - Free to Live

    S2:E10

    Bill reports Graeme and Tim to the Women's Liberation Front after he disapproves of their treatment of Graeme's new totty. As a punishment, they are sent to work for Lord Charles (a male chauvinist) - Graeme as the butler and Tim as the maid.

    Director:Jim Franklin
    Writers:Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

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  18. The Goodies Season 2 Episode 11 - Gender Education
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    #18 - Gender Education

    S2:E11

    In response to a proposed appalling BBC film (for schoolchildren, mark you) on S-E-X education, Mrs. Desiree Carthorse - the self-proclaimed most powerful person in the field of television, if not the world, enlists The Goodies to make her version: 'How to Make Babies by Doing Dirty Things'.

    Director:Jim Franklin
    Writers:Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

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  19. The Goodies Season 2 Episode 12 - Charity Bounce AKA London to Brighton
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    #19 - Charity Bounce AKA London to Brighton

    S2:E12

    The Goodies are bouncing on space hoppers from London to Brighton for charity. However, they continue to bounce on around the world much to the horror of their tight-fisted sponsor.

    Director:Jim Franklin
    Writers:Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

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  20. The Goodies Season 2 Episode 14 - Kitten Kong (Montreux edition)
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    #20 - Kitten Kong (Montreux edition)

    S2:E14

    The Goodies' Animal Clinic looks after various problem animals, including Twinkle the kitten who, thanks to Graeme's growth formula, grows to a massive size and terrorises London.

    Director:Jim Franklin
    Writers:Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

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  21. The Goodies Season 3 Episode 1 - The New Office
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    #21 - The New Office

    S3:E1

    The Goodies need a new office, but after being ripped off in the local estate agent they decide to build their own - a Graeme designed mobile disused railway station.

    Director:Jim Franklin
    Writers:Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

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  22. The Goodies Season 3 Episode 2 - Hunting Pink
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    #22 - Hunting Pink

    S3:E2

    Tim is off to spend the weekend at Tally-Ho Towers with his rich Great Uncle Butcher-Fitzsimmons. He is dressed as a Guardsman in the hope that this will impress the old man into leaving him all his money in his will. Bill and Graeme think this is despicable, disgusting - and a very good idea, so they invite themselves along.

    Director:Jim Franklin
    Writers:Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

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  23. The Goodies Season 3 Episode 3 - The Winter Olympics
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    #23 - The Winter Olympics

    S3:E3

    The Goodies agree to be Britain's team in the Winter Olympics at the North Pole (there's apparently been a lot of snow there recently).

    Director:Jim Franklin
    Writers:Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

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  24. The Goodies Season 3 Episode 4 - That Old Black Magic
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    #24 - That Old Black Magic

    S3:E4

    Witch Hazel's problems with casting spells leads the Goodies to help her to contact lost souls via a seance, and Graeme's mystical powers eventually see him turned into a gibbon.

    Director:Jim Franklin
    Writers:Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

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  25. The Goodies Season 3 Episode 5 - For Those in Peril on the Sea
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    #25 - For Those in Peril on the Sea

    S3:E5

    Graeme's urge to recreate an early Viking expedition and find the Lost Island Of Munga sees the Goodies shipwrecked and at the mercy of an old foe from a previous show.

    Director:Jim Franklin
    Writers:Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Beefeaters" is the worst rated episode of "The Goodies". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Jim Franklin and written by Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor, it aired on 11/8/1970. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Snooze".