A historical look back at the ancestors of the Goodies; Celtic Kilty (Graeme), County Cutie (Tim) and Kinda Kinky (Bill) and how they were captured by the evil television slave traders.

Disgusted by Tim and Graeme's love of hunting, Bill vows to protect the last dodo.

Tim indoctrinates Bill and Graeme into the Scouts, but they take things to extremes resulting in the movement being declared illegal.

The punk phenomenon grips Britain as even grannies reject niceness.

The revised Royal Variety Show hosted by Graeme is so well received by the royal family that they enter showbiz but end up in hospital, requiring the Goodies to act as their replacements.

It's Christmas Eve, and as The Goodies prepare for Christmas they learn that the world is about to end.

Alternative Roots is an episode of the award-winning British comedy television series The Goodies. This episode is also known as "The Goodies Find Their Roots" and "Hoots, Toots and Froots". As always, the episode was written by members of The Goodies.

Scoutrageous is an episode of the award-winning British comedy television series The Goodies. This episode is also known as "Scouting Adventures" and "Boy Scouts". As always, the episode was written by members of The Goodies.

Punky Business is an episode of the award-winning British comedy television series The Goodies. This episode is also known as "Punkerella" and as "Rock Goodies". As always, the episode was written by members of The Goodies.

Royal Command is an episode of the award-winning British comedy television series The Goodies. This episode is also known as "Royal Command Performance". As always, the episode was written by members of The Goodies.

"Earthanasia" is the suspected finale of the award-winning British comedy television series The Goodies. This episode is also known as "The End of the World Show" and "The End of the World". As always, the episode was written by members of The Goodies.