A historical look back at the ancestors of the Goodies; Celtic Kilty (Graeme), County Cutie (Tim) and Kinda Kinky (Bill) and how they were captured by the evil television slave traders.

Disgusted by Tim and Graeme's love of hunting, Bill vows to protect the last dodo.

Tim indoctrinates Bill and Graeme into the Scouts, but they take things to extremes resulting in the movement being declared illegal.

The punk phenomenon grips Britain as even grannies reject niceness.

The revised Royal Variety Show hosted by Graeme is so well received by the royal family that they enter showbiz but end up in hospital, requiring the Goodies to act as their replacements.

It's Christmas Eve, and as The Goodies prepare for Christmas they learn that the world is about to end.