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The Best Episodes of The Goodies Season 5

Every episode of The Goodies Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The Goodies Season 5!

A British television comedy series of the 1970s and early 1980s, combining surreal sketches and situation comedy.
Genre:Comedy
Network:BBC Two

Season 5 Ratings Summary

"The Movies" is the best rated episode of "The Goodies" season 5. It scored 8.5/10 based on 63 votes. Directed by Jim Franklin and written by Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor, it aired on 2/10/1975. This episode is rated 0.7 points higher than the second-best, "The Clown Virus".

  • The Movies
    8.5/1063 votes

    #1 - The Movies

    Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 2/10/1975

    The Goodies buy a movie studio and attempt to revitalise the British film industry, but ultimately descend into chaos when they each try to shoot their own film at the same time.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • The Clown Virus
    7.8/1041 votes

    #2 - The Clown Virus

    Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 2/17/1975

    A job to dispose of a harmless can of 'tomato soup' for an American military base sees the whole British population turned into clowns and ripe for an invasion by US troops.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Chubby Chumps
    6.8/1033 votes

    #3 - Chubby Chumps

    Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 2/24/1975

    Tim has become rather flabby while the others have been away fishing, but trims himself down thanks to a brainwashing radio DJ and enters the Miss Housewife of the Year Contest.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Wacky Wales
    7.2/1035 votes

    #4 - Wacky Wales

    Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 3/3/1975

    An invitation to an eisteddfod in Wales has the Goodies in all sorts of trouble with the Reverend after they dare to break many of the puritanical local laws and actually try to entertain people.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Frankenfido
    7.6/1032 votes

    #5 - Frankenfido

    Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 3/10/1975

    Graeme's dog breeding venture gets out of hand and Tim's only chance to win at Crufts is to dress Bill in a dog costume, which forces Graeme to create a shaggy monster of his own.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Scatty Safari
    8.4/1047 votes

    #6 - Scatty Safari

    Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 3/17/1975

    The main attraction at The Goodies Star Safari Park, Tony Blackburn, is hearing the call of the wild and pining for his freedom. The trio realise that they can no longer keep such a magnificent beast in captivity, and release him. But who should they get to replace him?

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Kung Fu Kapers!
    8.3/1087 votes

    #7 - Kung Fu Kapers!

    Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 3/24/1975

    Bill reveals himself to be a Grand Master of the infinitely more subtle and superior Lancastrian martial art of Ecky Thump.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Lighthouse Keeping Loonies
    8.2/1054 votes

    #8 - Lighthouse Keeping Loonies

    Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 3/31/1975

    The Goodies answer an advert for 'a little light housekeeping' and find themselves stuck for five years in charge of an 'overgrown lamp post'.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Rome Antics
    6.7/1028 votes

    #9 - Rome Antics

    Season 5 Episode 9 - Aired 4/7/1975

    In 55AD the early Goodies venture to Rome to provide entertainment for the fruit-fancying Emperor, but are eventually confronted by Attila the Hun and the invading Barbarians.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Cunning Stunts
    7.6/1031 votes

    #10 - Cunning Stunts

    Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 4/14/1975

    Bill is fired from the Goodies' newspaper for being a hopeless reporter and after he is rejected by the love of his life, he decides to end it all by entering the Eurovision Raving Loony Contest.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • South Africa
    7.3/1051 votes

    #11 - South Africa

    Season 5 Episode 11 - Aired 4/21/1975

    The Goodies are forced to emigrate to South Africa where the absence of black people forces a new form of segregation called apart-height, mainly affecting short people like jockeys and Bill.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Bunfight at the OK Tearooms
    8.7/1077 votes

    #12 - Bunfight at the OK Tearooms

    Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 4/28/1975

    With hardly a penny to their name, the Goodies go prospecting for gold - and discover Cornish cream.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • The End
    8.3/1045 votes

    #13 - The End

    Season 5 Episode 13 - Aired 5/5/1975

    The Goodies’ office accidentally gets covered in concrete, leaving them trapped for a century. They desperately try to survive while they grow hungry and slightly mad…

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor

  • Goodies Rule - OK?
    8.1/1084 votes

    #14 - Goodies Rule - OK?

    Season 5 Episode 14 - Aired 12/21/1975

    The unwanted Goodies finally hit the big time after years of failure, only for the government to topple and all forms of fun to be banned, requiring a civil uprising and a puppet government.

    Director: Jim Franklin

    Writer: Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie

  • The Movies
    NaN/100 votes

    #15 - The Movies

    Season 5 Episode 35 - Aired Unknown

    The Movies is an episode of the award-winning British comedy television series The Goodies. This episode is also known as "The British Film Industry" and "The Black & White, Western, Epic Movie'" as well as "BBC" and "The Choices of Film Creation". As always, the episode was written by members of The Goodies.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Clown Virus
    NaN/100 votes

    #16 - Clown Virus

    Season 5 Episode 36 - Aired Unknown

    "Clown Virus" is an episode of the award-winning British comedy television series The Goodies. As always, the episode was written by members of The Goodies.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Chubbie Chumps
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    #17 - Chubbie Chumps

    Season 5 Episode 37 - Aired Unknown

    Chubbie Chumps is an episode of the award-winning British comedy television series The Goodies. This episode is also known as "Radio 2" and "The Beauty Contest" as well as "Housewives" and "Miss Housewife". As always, the episode was written by members of The Goodies.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Wacky Wales
    NaN/100 votes

    #18 - Wacky Wales

    Season 5 Episode 38 - Aired Unknown

    Wacky Wales is an episode of the award-winning British comedy television series The Goodies. This episode is also known as "Welsh Rugby". As always, the episode was written by members of The Goodies.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Frankenfido
    NaN/100 votes

    #19 - Frankenfido

    Season 5 Episode 39 - Aired Unknown

    Frankenfido is an episode of the award-winning British comedy television series The Goodies. As always, the episode was written by members of The Goodies.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Scatty Safari
    NaN/100 votes

    #20 - Scatty Safari

    Season 5 Episode 40 - Aired Unknown

    Scatty Safari is an episode of the award-winning British comedy television series The Goodies. This episode is also known as "The Existence of Rolf Harris" and "Pied Piper Goodies versus the Rolf Harris Plague". As always, the episode was written by members of The Goodies.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Kung Fu Kapers
    NaN/100 votes

    #21 - Kung Fu Kapers

    Season 5 Episode 41 - Aired Unknown

    Kung Fu Kapers is an episode of the award-winning British comedy television series The Goodies. This episode is also known as "Ecky-Thump". As always, the episode was written by members of The Goodies.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Lighthouse Keeping Loonies
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    #22 - Lighthouse Keeping Loonies

    Season 5 Episode 42 - Aired Unknown

    Lighthouse Keeping Loonies is an episode of the award-winning British comedy television series The Goodies. This episode is also known as "The Lighthouse Men" and as "A Little Lighthouse Keeping" and also as "Lighthouse Loonies". As always, the episode was written by members of The Goodies.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Rome Antics
    NaN/100 votes

    #23 - Rome Antics

    Season 5 Episode 43 - Aired Unknown

    Rome Antics is an episode of the award-winning British comedy television series The Goodies. As always, the episode was written by members of The Goodies.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Fleet Street Goodies
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    #24 - Fleet Street Goodies

    Season 5 Episode 44 - Aired Unknown

    Fleet Street Goodies is an episode of the award-winning British comedy television series The Goodies. This episode is also known as "Cunning Stunts" and "The 'Goodies Clarion' Newspaper". As always, the episode was written by members of The Goodies.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • South Africa
    NaN/100 votes

    #25 - South Africa

    Season 5 Episode 45 - Aired Unknown

    South Africa is an episode of the award-winning British comedy television series The Goodies. This episode is also known as "Apartheight" and as "A South African Adventure". As always, the episode was written by members of The Goodies.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A